Interesting billboard (at least five sentences)

Hotel advertisement: "please eat here, or you and I will starve to death!" "

Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of 500 francs for a parrot cage: "Is it worth 500 francs?"

Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong stuck a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall with "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertisement is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have gold coins."

Incentive advertisement: The advertisement of German "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is: "If anyone can find that" Mercedes-Benz "brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 10000 yuan."

Coffin advertisement: "product recommended by God."

Job advertisement: The job advertisement of a French class in Italy reads: "If you don't like this class after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French."

Advertisement on Tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "Here lies hermes McTaiwei. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is next to the expressway 1 1 and is open until 8 pm every day. "

Barber shop advertisement: There is an advertisement on the wall of the barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face." Another barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Don't trample on the lawn: the grass is green, but the first step is compassion.

Keep your distance: don't kiss me, I'm shy (repair)

Swimming pool advertisement: like a duck to water, free and easy

Advertising to protect birds: Hundreds of millions of years ago, humans were pterosaurs flying in the sky like birds.

Hundreds of millions of years later, human beings have evolved into advanced animals that walk on the ground.

We are born from the same root. What's the hurry?

Advertising protection trash can: all-inclusive, clean city.

It is my duty to serve you. Please don't come too close to me.

The advertising word of teahouse: not picky (tea)

Tire advertising words: how far, how far to roll.

Prompt to promote civilization:

Don't put uncivilized notes on civilized scores.

Don't use the corridor as a runway, and don't use the game as judo.

Come in a hurry, go in a hurry, civilization is in your hands.

Traffic safety: fasten your seat belt, and do not copy.

Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the lady who came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are annoyed.

Printing company: printing everything except banknotes.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath.

Car: Its only drawback is that when running at a speed of 100 km, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat.

Toothbrush: penniless

Stinky tofu: It has a long history

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〓■ Appreciate the world's classic advertising words ■

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1. It's so good that there's not a drop left ... The drops are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. (Maxwell Coffee)

2. Obey your desire. Obey your desires. (Sprite)

3. The new digital age. The new digital age. (Sony DVD player)

4. We are in the lead. Others plagiarized. We take the lead and others follow. (Ricoh copier)

5.Impos * le madepos * le。 Make the impossible possible. (Canon printer)

6. Take time to indulge. Enjoy it! (Nestle ice cream)

7. The relentless pursuit of perfection. (Lexus sedan)

8. Dynamic poetry, dance close to me. Dynamic poetry, dance close to me. (Toyota)

9. Come to a place with flavor. Marlboro country.

Visit the charming land-Marlboro World. (Marlboro cigarettes)

10. For me, the past is dull, but the future is always colorful.

For me, the past is unremarkable; And the future is gorgeous. (Hennessy)

1 1. Do it. Do it. (Nike sneakers)

12. Ask for more. Desire is infinite. (Pepsi fashion shoes)

13. It's delicious. It is delicious. (Nestle Coffee)

14. Feel the new space. Feel the new realm. (Samsung Electronics)

15. Intelligence is everywhere. Intelligent deduction is everywhere. (Motorola mobile phone)

16. the choice of a new generation. (Pepsi)

17. We integrate and you communicate. We merge, you surpass yourself. (mitsubishi electric)

18. Occupy Toshiba and occupy the world. Owns Toshiba, owns the world. (Toshiba Electronics)

19. Let's do things better. (Philips Electronics)

20. There is no small business that can't be done, and there is no big problem that can't be solved.

There is no small business that cannot be done, and there is no big problem that cannot be solved. (IBM)

21.m & amps melts in your mouth, not in your hands. (M & ampMs) is only soluble in the mouth, but not in the hands. (M & ampm chocolate)

22. Not a drop is left. (Maxwell) Didi Xiang, the meaning is still unfinished. (Mai's Coffee)

23. Time is your own creation. (swatch) enduring. (swatch watch)

24. Let others hear your voice. (Ericsson) Understanding is communication. (Ericsson)

25. Let's get started. The road to success starts from scratch. (delighted)

26. Coca Cola makes things better. (Coca-Cola) Drink Coca-Cola and everything goes well. (Coca-Cola)

27. Connect people. (Nokia) Technology is people-oriented. (Nokia)

28. Diamonds last forever. Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever. (De Beers)

29. Bye-bye, mosquito. Mosquitoes kill each other. (Radar brand insect repellent)

30. Kodak moment. (Kodak) At Kodak moment. (Kodak photo paper/film)

3 1. Campus "bachelor club"-a man's world! (Goldlion clothing);

32. Normal consumption of college students-don't buy expensive ones, only choose the right ones. (Diao brand washing powder);

33. Have a date every day-every day is beautiful. (Nestle Coffee);

34. Birthday dinner-good time, delicious food * * * … (McDonald's fast food);

35. I finally got rid of the lovelorn-life can be better. (beautiful air conditioning);

36. Commitment between friends-always sincere! (Haier Electric);

37. In the face of the appreciation of the tutor, we often say-let's do better! (Philips Electric);

38. In order to cope with other people's accusations, I often say-I am me ... (Sprite drink);

39. A greeting card to the tutor on September 10-Our brilliance comes from your grace. (sassoon shampoo);

40. College students and their parents-there is no limit to communication ... (Konka mobile phone);

4 1. A week of surprise review, get all the exams-it's so confident! (Rejoice shampoo);

42. Cheaters in exams-there are days to come ... (hongta group);

43. The dormitory computer is virus-free-a new concept of health. (LG air conditioner);

44. Employment is biased towards foreign companies-very cola, very choice! (very cola).

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〓■ Funny advertising words ■

〓■ Funny advertising words ■

An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"

A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"Be early, don't leave pimples."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."

A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. 」

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. 」

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne." . 」

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

"Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady and work like a donkey! 」

Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world. 」

The advertisement on the tombstone

An inscription on a tombstone in Scotland reads: "Hermes sleeps here." Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous career.

—— The vegetable shop, located on the highway 1 1, is open until 8 pm every day. 」

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. 」

The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. 」

Xinxing classic arrangement

Passing through, keeping warm and cold-Yihuada clothing

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Baisha group my heart flies.

M-Zone, my place, listen to me!

Li Ning, anything is possible!

Anta, I choose, I like it.

According to Benshan, what was that again?

Everyone knows that.

TCL ace enters the future today.

I like McDonald's.

KFC has a good taste of life in KFC, and the delicious cooked chicken has not been used up in KFC.

Counter-terrorism elites shoot for a place.

Red roses smell like cigarettes, and smoking is harmful to health.

Beauty comes from the heart and beauty comes from Maybelline.

First of all, antithetical sentences

The use of antithesis is the most commonly used method in writing tips, such as "exhaled smoke is harmful to people;" Inhale poison, harm yourself, sit on the ground and complain, wipe the white wall with your hands, go out happily and go home safely, take away the knowledge, leave a good book, take away the poetry book without regret, and burn a cigarette and half a mouthful of phlegm to humiliate sven. This prompt is rhythmic, catchy to read, harmonious and pleasing to the ear, giving people a sense of beauty and easy to remember.

Second, the concept of sound pun

It is to use homophonic and homophonic meanings to give words several different meanings, thus receiving intriguing effects. For example, the public toilet prompts "come in a hurry, go in a hurry", which means elegance and makes the toilet users smile, and the effect is good. There are two water-saving tips: "cherish me, start from bit by bit!" " Cherish the source of life, turn off the dribs and drabs, make good use of homophonic puns, and profoundly explain the connotation of water saving: turn off the dribs and drabs and start from bit by bit. Another example is a lawn sign that says "grass is alive, please leave' green' under the first step", and the police call you "first step", please leave green (kindness) under your feet. How do you think the grass can stand it? Using puns as hints can increase the level and richness of expression, and the meaning of words is shallow and easy to remember, which is an effective creative skill.

Third, the contrast technique.

Comparing the hints written can often give people a deep impression and enlightenment, such as "a big tree can make thousands of matches;" A match can destroy thousands of trees "(tips on forest fire prevention), and the comparison of figures is shocking;" Another example is the traffic warning "A drop of wine by the driver, two drops of tears by relatives" and "A few drops of wine will lead to countless blood and tears". Every sentence is enlightening and thought-provoking; Every word is gripping and alarming.

Fourthly, personification rhetoric.

Personification can make boring truth lively and interesting, thus increasing the aesthetic effect of tips. For example, "Feed me dirty food, and Mother Earth has just put on clean clothes-the trash can says" Thank you for your love, and I will never forget it-the grass says "I have a big appetite and swallowed all the scraps of paper" (trash can) "I'll take care of you when it gets dark, the corridor light says". Because of personification, the content becomes more real, concrete, vivid and touching, and the effect is beyond the reach of a simple sentence.

Five, the classic language

It is to use classic short sentences, poems, famous sayings, two-part allegorical sayings and idioms as tips. It can be quoted directly when editing, such as the slogan of protecting cultivated land, "but save the square inch of land and leave it to future generations to plow", which is a famous sentence in "Zengguang Xianwen"; Everyone in the restaurant is familiar with "who knows that every meal is hard" and "a porridge and a meal are hard to come by". Parody rhetoric can also be used to change individual words, such as: the flower bed prompts "flowers should be straight, don't fold flowers and enjoy empty branches", that is, the famous sentence "flowers should be straight, don't wait for empty branches" is used backwards to remind people to cherish flowers and be ingenious. Another example is "children need to be quiet when they study, and neighbors need to be quiet when they rest-be quiet, don't be' noisy'", "If you are tall, don't be' soaked', and loving your neighbors means loving yourself". Add a little to the idiom and it will become an intriguing reminder. The classic language is catchy, familiar and cordial. As a hint, it is conducive to winning people's goodwill and spreading quickly.

Six, plain language

It is to use everyday popular and simple spoken language and common sayings as hints. Some of them are natural and friendly, such as "a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor, and a close neighbor is not as good as facing the door", "Don't get drunk when you are drunk, and don't spit everywhere, which is easier said than done"; Others are dull, and some restaurants have tips, suggesting that people take back the rest of the dishes after entertaining guests, and don't develop the style of extravagance and waste. Its content is: Please eat more. This sentence is supplemented by the proverb "the last straw". The original meaning of this proverb is "enough" and "eat too much". Here, it is really interesting to change the original meaning of proverbs into the straight meaning. This kind of hint gives people an easy-going and cordial feeling, which seems unpretentious, but in fact it is original and embodies the artistic conception of "speaking frankly is true"

Seven, rhyme formula

That is, two or more sentences with the same number of words and the same rhyme are used as tips. For example, "the grass smiles at you, please make a detour", "Laugh in the flowers and enjoy the appearance outside the garden" and "the neighbors change their hearts, often come and go, and each generation is closer than the next". This formula is not a classic sentence, but is designed by the author himself. Its main purpose is to make people easy to read and remember. The information conveyed by this suggestion is often direct, concise and clear, and may also lose some connotation and aftertaste.

Eight, humorous skills

By using humorous techniques, the content is more easily accepted by the audience, and people are inspired by knowing smiles, leaving a deep impression. For example, "I'm too weak to bear the kiss of your big feet-grass", "Don't get drunk in my arms-grass", "Distance produces beauty, and close contact declines (protecting the lawn)", etc., people can't help but smile at this humor and have endless aftertaste.

Nine, clever arrangement of words

It is through the clever arrangement of words that the sound and meaning are repeated and impressive, such as "make your phlegm as elegant as your words", "people protect green, green protects people", "don't tear it up on purpose just because it is interesting" and "you can play games, but you can't play games; Games are not life, and life is not a game (Internet cafe) "and so on.

Ten, questioning skills

It is to use the question as a hint to arouse people's thinking and enhance their appeal. For example, "now, human beings are thirsty and have water to drink;" What will happen if the earth is thirsty in the future? " The idea is novel, the question is ingenious and thought-provoking.