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Homophonic couplet daquan

Harmony Association:

Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dared to look (sentence)

How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?

Lotus root is due to lotus, (why do I get a couple)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need culture medium)

A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi

Poem on the East Slope of Water (corpse)-Fo Yin

Su Shi-the first spring of Xiangyang aristocratic family.

There are enough (fish) to celebrate good people-Fo Yin

He Danshang (monk) on Shiguta

Beauty embroidery in front of the hall (scholar)

Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

Lantern cage lamp, paper (orange) shell used to be only windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Lotus (pity) son is bitter in heart.

Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children

Living in a pagoda, watching Kongming, and traveling by the river are really difficult.

The bird is in the cage, and his mind is in the nest. He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

(Jiang Wei-Jiang Wei, Lu Bu-Lu Bu, Cao Chao-Cao Cao)

In the race between two boats, rowing is not as fast as sailing.

A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.

(Su Hu, Fan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiaohe are homonyms: Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiaohe)