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Say an advertisement to prove that you are old?

1, Hao Di is so nice, everyone is so nice, Hao Di, Guangzhou!

2, Weiwei soybean milk, happy!

3, this year's holidays do not accept gifts, gifts only accept melatonin.

4, flower show, a good friend of youth

5. Motorbikes for the Universiade are all the rage.

6, a knife is good, you can run without electricity.

7, Liu Mengjie company, love will act immediately.

8. Sell more than 300 million cups a year and circle the earth three times.

9, Fuyanjie, washing is healthier

10, onychomycosis, one infects two.

1 1, good teeth, hey, good appetite, good health, delicious.

12, look at me, still look at me, look at me, and I will drink you.

13, why are you chasing me? I want emergency syrup!

14, when the wind blows, Lulu goes smoothly.

15, look at the handsome guy in front, refreshing and handsome; Look at the handsome guy's hairstyle, fresh and stylish. Piaoying fresh gel water, Piaoying, more confident.

16, the true feelings will never be seen, and Dabao will see you every day.

17, I know the taste of the sea, and laver covers rice.

18, eat more, eat more if it tastes good.

19, wangzai QQ candy, oh, come on, Beibi

20. Give me 0 bubbles, give me 0 bubbles, do you want 0 bubbles of fruit milk?

After reading it at one breath, you can follow it, which means that everyone has children.

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Say an advertisement to prove that you are old?

There are many, the most impressive are:

1. What should I do if the picture is not clear when the color TV sings the color TV? You don't have to worry, and you don't have to worry. Please go to the radio and television equipment supply station. We have all kinds of antennas, which will make you satisfied and relaxed! (This was often broadcast by my hometown TV station when I was a child. Too corny! )。

Do you know the secret of my soft and elegant hair? This is a very double concern. (shampoo)

3. Zhang Depei trusts Rejoice, and her hair is more Rejoice. (shampoo)

4. Trust me, that's right! (or shampoo)

5. Do you want to be beautiful, Dabao? (Dabao)

6. I hope people can stay with Driss for a long time. (Ham, it seems)

7. Haier, always sincere! (Home appliances are still available. )

8. Confucian family wine makes people homesick! (white wine)

9. The high-level gift of feelings, heart wine! (white wine)

10. The last drop, Jingzhi, Jingyangchun wine! (white wine)

1 1. There was fat in April, there was fat in April, and there was no fat in April. The manufacturer guaranteed the claim. (Selling pig feed, haha)

There are many more. When I was a child, there were only a few TV stations and only a few advertisements, which were broadcast over and over again every day. So some of them are impressive, and some of them have disappeared into memory with the passage of time.

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Swallow dance, swallow dance, let's sing together.

Dabao whitening powder honey stands out.

Narcissus washing machine has a large functional capacity. Happy families have Narcissus brand, and life has a new beginning.

Rong Rong's quality assurance.

Vigor 28, Shashi household items

There is a "fairy light power outage treasure, power outage shows the effect." I wonder how many people still remember this advertisement. This is the earliest advertisement I remember. I remember that at that time, there was no electricity or TV in our village. We ate dinner every day, walked ten miles, and went to the village below to watch TV, or 12 inch black and white TV. At that time, it was not like every household had a TV set now. It was conceivable that there was no place to watch it when it was late. After watching the TV series, the journey home was also very lively, and it also helped many single men and women in disguise-and finally became a pair.

I remember that there was no TV at home before, and I often went to my neighbor's house to watch it. At that time, the TV was very small, all in black and white, and we needed that kind of big reception signal. We hit the signal pot to the receiving station, usually just a few stations, and then change it there. We often hear those advertisements. I was impressed, and I still remember them.

1. Hello, Hao Di!

2. Eat Wangwang in the Spring Festival, you are prosperous, I am prosperous, and everyone is prosperous!

Mom said I must be smarter and better than you in the future! Because I drink Wangzai milk!

4. What do I like best? Good times seaweed.

5. New cover, cover brand high calcium tablets, one tablet a day, with good effect and affordable price!

Wait, there is more!

1, Lulu goes well when the wind blows.

2. Motorbikes for the Universiade are all over the world.

There will be a road and a Toyota in the end.

4. Which excavator technology is stronger? China Shandong looking for Lan Xiang.

Hao Di is so nice, everyone is so nice, Hao Di!

6, Weiwei soybean milk, happy!

7. No gifts this year, only melatonin.

8. Flower Show, a good friend of youth

9, the knife is good, you can run without electricity.

10, Liu Mengjie company, love and act immediately.

1 1, Fuyanjie, washing is healthier.

12, onychomycosis, one infects two.

13, good teeth, hey, good appetite, good health, delicious.

14, look at me, still look at me, look at me, and I will drink you.

15, look at the handsome guy in front, refreshing and handsome; Look at the handsome guy's hairstyle, fresh and stylish. Piaoying fresh gel water, Piaoying, more confident.

16, the true feelings will never be seen, and Dabao will see you every day.

17, I know the taste of the sea, and laver covers rice.

18, eat more, eat more if it tastes good.

19, wangzai QQ candy, oh, come on, Beibi

20. Give me 0 bubbles, give me 0 bubbles, do you want 0 bubbles of fruit milk?

"Black sesame paste, when I was a child, I couldn't sit still when I heard the selling sound of sesame paste ..." When I was a child, I often heard the ethereal and distant advertising sound shouted on black and white TV. I couldn't help sticking out my tongue and licking my lips, and my small eyes narrowed, enjoying the aftertaste.

I remember my father went to work in the hydropower station in the county, and every time he came back, he always brought some candy, printed biscuits and so on. Once, I was in a bad mood and refused to eat it anyway, saying that I was tired of eating this every time. Dad coaxed me for a long time before I pointed to the black sesame paste advertisement on TV and wanted to eat this. My family burst into laughter and said that I was whimsical and that this delicious food was only available in Beijing. What do you eat? I believe it. At that time, I just thought Beijing was the farthest place. Then I will never eat appetizing black sesame paste in my life.

But dad took it to heart and secretly went to the county to buy it the next day. But for that small county town in the hinterland, I really ran around, but I didn't. Dad who comes home at night is also very depressed.

But the father loves boundless, but the father is more serious. Cold friends who passed through the power station brought back two packs of black sesame paste from the provincial capital. At that time, I smiled like a happy flower. . . .

Now, although the father who surprised me and made me rely on has left me, his love and persistence still deeply touched me.

"Yan dance, Yan dance, a song to a piece of love"

-In the 1980s, the "Yanwu" brand four-speaker tape recorder in Yancheng, Jiangsu Province was popular in the streets and lanes of China.

The label of an era, the memory of a generation ...

I remember that eight years ago, there was just a 12 inch TV in the village. The legend of the condor heroes is broadcast every night, sometimes interspersed with advertisements. At that time, I liked to watch advertisements, and I didn't blink for fear of missing anything! At that time, there were not many advertisements, only two boys snuggled together and it was unforgettable. The slogan was "Qingdao, Nibohaier". At that time, I didn't know what Nibohai was, but no one knew that there were almost no household appliances in the countryside at that time! That may be Haier's original advertisement!

Power washing machine, love mom!

In 1980s, with the classic advertisement of "power washing machine, love for mother", power brand washing machines all over the country gradually became the pride of Zhongshan, a flag of China household appliances industry and a symbol of national brands. At that time, owning a Weili washing machine was the dream of the older generation of China people.

I remember I was in high school, when TV was not popular. There is a black-and-white TV in the school auditorium, and women's volleyball matches are broadcast for some time in the evening. There is a picture in the middle advertisement: a field in spring, tall and straight white clouds, a flowing stream, washing clothes by the river, wiping sweat with wet hands, pounding the back, and a shot of a hardworking and kind mother. At this time, the daughter who worked outside came back by car. Voice-over: Mom, I think of the stream in my hometown again, my grandma, you and mom. I brought you something nice. Then an unforgettable advertising slogan said by a rich baritone appeared in the picture. After the advertisement, a Weili brand washing machine appeared on the TV screen. Mom smiled, and so did the whole family. They were so happy. At that time, I thought, I want to sell the same washing machine to my mother. A few years later, I realized my wish and felt gratified to see my mother happy. More than 30 years have passed, and my mother is too old to wash and cook for me. She needs someone to take care of her. Today, when I think of this advertisement, I am thinking, Mom, what can I bring you?