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The live broadcast room is popular. The live broadcast room is popular.

The live broadcast room was bursting with popularity.

It's really crucial to win popularity in the live broadcast room. Many novice anchors may not know how to attract popularity at first. There are actually many ways, such as direct expression. The following live broadcast room is popular.

The jingle 1 1 is popular in the live broadcast room. Be careful not to get lost. The anchor takes you home to live, and the anchor takes you to see your father-in-law.

2, a lifelong friend will be a lifelong love, and you will win in this life.

3. Welcome my big brother again. Needless to say, brush some gifts.

4, a hundred years * * * pillow sleep, free to brush feathers.

5, big brother wind, big brother rain, big brother can call the wind and rain.

6. He came, he came, he came with a gift.

7, big brother, big brother, big brother can hold his chest high.

8. Thank you, Big Brother.

9. Be careful not to get lost, be the guardian of fans, brush a small gift, the earth will not explode, and the anchor will not have a holiday.

10, play to play, make trouble, don't make fun of some attention.

1 1, my talented girl, young and beautiful, proficient in playing, playing and singing, positive energy! Thank you for joining us!

12, welcome to XX live room, pay attention, don't get lost, can't hold on, act quickly, don't delay!

13, cross the south, cross the north, pay attention to the list.

14, he's coming, he's coming, he's stepping on Xiangyun and coming in.

15, one person and a group of broadswords, live broadcast to the nursing home.

16, a little attention, people close to me are rich.

17, List 1, List 2, List 3, it is not simple at first glance.

18, be careful, don't get lost, brush gifts if you don't agree with each other! A Mu!

19, brother, he hasn't stopped yet. Brother, please brush less.

20. Big Brother welcomes you and waits for the storm.

2 1, no, no, no, thank you, big brother 13 14.

22, brush a small gift, the anchor will help you call attention.

23, pay attention to the anchor don't get lost, the anchor will take you to the highway!

24, Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, can you pay attention!

25, one single, two single and three single, you will know at a glance that it is not simple.

26, a lifetime of friends, a lifetime of love, you win.

27. Getting together is fate. Come to my studio, let's make friends!

Pay attention, don't get lost, the anchor will take you home.

29. I will stay with you until I get old.

30. Big Brother is excellent, thanks to his 520.

3 1, excited heart, trembling. Hand, I'll pour a glass of wine for big brother.

After ten years of mending, we can help each other in the same boat. Let's pay attention together.

The live broadcast room is very popular. My roommate keeps a cactus. I accidentally knocked it over today. I quickly reached out and grabbed it back. I didn't say anything. It's so brave. . .

2. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

3. Landlord: What do boys say that will make girls feel particularly angry? Reply: buy!

4. On the other end of the phone, you always laugh so crazy when you are happy. On the other end of the phone, I am so stupid.

I cried that day and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said: today is, we can't have a holiday.

Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

7. Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into ... Wang Wang will break the ice.

8. Lazy personality, interest is playing, specialty is eating, and skill is sleeping.

9. Is it important to be a daughter-in-law or a game? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

The paragraphs recommended by the female anchor live broadcast:

1, I'm so stupid. You said you would love me forever, but I forgot to ask, is it this life or the next life?

2. What is a friend? Put a dollar on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

This is a magical era. Pupils call themselves gods and demons, junior high school students call themselves my palace and me, senior high school students call themselves grandfathers, and college students call themselves babies.

After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I was silent for a while and said, I am happy if you are happy.

The world is sick, what's more, I have to pay tribute to it.

6, the old vine fainted, the school food was so bad that the students were hungry. The sun is setting. Well, I'm going home.

7. Grandpa said that at that time they wrote "Long live Chairman Mao" when they met questions they couldn't do in the exam. No one dares to cross it.

8. Every woman is looking for a man, but in the end, she finds that the most man is herself.

9. In the afterlife, I want to be a dandelion, with no attachments, no desires, no demands, calm and safe.

The live broadcast room was bursting with popularity. The jingle is 3 1. You hurry back and scare a cow to death at once. Come back quickly, Beckham won't score.

There is a kind of toilet called cat house. There is a smell called hala. There is a big talk, called cheating.

3, Guang Guang, all the way, alone in the rivers and lakes, the sky is gray and foggy, where is the road ahead.

4. I miss you fast, I don't look like I'm dressed, I can't get along with anyone, I'm not welcome anywhere, my heart stops when I'm fine, and pneumonia is atypical!

I loved reading leisure books since I was a child, and I didn't know my stomach until I was old. There are thousands of reasons in the book, and I hate one.

6. It's hot in summer, reminding the elderly: It's okay, leg press. Drink more water when it's hot, don't drink, and say whatever you eat. People are really happy when they are old.

7, take a small mobile phone, send all kinds of text messages, reply to messages every time, miss every one, text messages are the most emotional and intimate lover.

8. Female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank female pink wine, female pink got drunk, and female pink got drunk. Female powder catches female powder, female powder catches female powder twist. Pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat, pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat.

9. If you want to live long, you must have mahjong; If you want to live a long life, mahjong helps. Taking mahjong out of the house, the days passed quickly; I itch all over if I don't want to.

10, no one can make a fortune by gambling, and the money won is easy to come and go.

1 1, drink Wahaha every day and laugh every day; Drink robust every day, healthy and happy; Drinking Mengniu every day will make you a cow!

12, Anshun fried egg cake, called cake is not called cake.

13, smelly, smelly, really smelly, aquiline nose, toad mouth. Mouse eyes and pig ears, see if you boast.

14, you watch the scenery upstairs, people watching the scenery watch you on the bridge, the bright moon decorates your windows, and you decorate other people's dreams.

15 suddenly saw a fire in the sky, as if the jade emperor was going to smoke. If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires?

16, the sky is grey, the wild is vast, and the deep end of the pool is unbreakable.

17, because men are careless and women are caring; Because men are sincere, women are tempted; Because men are sincere, women are at ease; Because men are playboys and women are pathetic!

18, there is a donkey in the east, and no one rides it. I am very happy today. I will ride it. If you drive, you will fall in love with me and crush me in the mud. Go home and let mom wash it. Mom said she would skin me and burn incense to worship Buddha. I will never ride a donkey again!

19, the girl said that I am a good person, and love does not come to me; Girls say he is not good, scrambling to love him; Nowadays, girls are really strange, saying that he is not good is love; Do you find it strange? Should I learn badly?

20, the fart is small, and the policy is hard to find; The fart is too loud, you are embarrassed.

2 1, the southeast and northwest belong to you, red clothes make a fortune and spoil you, 3.69 million follows you, 258 follows you, 147 surrounds you, the flowers on the bar are beautiful and bad, and the moon at sea happily turns you over!

22, big gambling mistakes the country, small gambling mistakes the home, no gambling and no flowers can manage the house.

23. We have sixty-six hutongs, where Liu Laoliu lives at the age of sixty-six. There are sixty-six good buildings in his house, with sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil upstairs and sixty-six green pancakes.

24, I am a naughty boy, occasionally make you angry, but don't be angry, give me a reason not to be angry, I will get rid of my bad temper and make you happy, and the world will be blessed from now on!

25. The sky is gray and wild. I like sausages best.

26, buckwheat jelly is distributed with moldy tofu, which is delicious and not greasy.

27. There are strange tricks in playing cards, which shows that the quality is high, the loser does not surrender, and the sense of competition is strong. Dare to play monotonous cards, there must be background. If you win or lose, you won't leave. You can be the first.

28, the taste of first love: yogurt, sweet and sour; The taste of love: wine is easy to faint; The taste of marriage: tea, if you don't change it, the more you soak it, the weaker it will be. The taste of divorce: coffee, bitter but thought-provoking.

29. Dice the fresh meat and mix with the tender onion. Fill the dough with stuffing and steam it. Adding firewood and boiling water, the stove is burning brightly, and the big bag of incense comes out of the drawer.

30, Lao Wang Lao Wang, don't be crazy, transparent cabinet solid bed, Lao tze see where you hide!

3 1, two cups a day, it is uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

32. It is not easy for workers to earn money, and everyone wants to raise their wages. Now out of the medicine, crash and murder sentenced to death; No one is clamoring for a raise, for fear of being fired in the end!

33. How long life is, it will take decades. Trouble happens every day, so relax. There are many things in the world that no one can accomplish. It's better to let nature take its course than to be bored. Let go of fate and meditate in meditation middle school. In other words, rainy days are also brilliant.

34. In my heart, you are an onion, so I will throw you into the toilet!

35. The sky is gray and wild, and a couple of dogs and men are crazy.

36. When the husband is away, the wife confessed: drink less spirits and don't gamble; Don't pick wild flowers on the roadside; Cherish feelings and care for your wife; Such a husband is so cute!

37. If all beings are old, people will die young if they are affectionate! If you don't want to get old and die young, you'd better talk to me.

38. Fraxinus mandshurica, Bailaya, lives under Fraxinus mandshurica. If babies can write, women can tie flowers.

39. The sky is gray and foggy. Where is the road ahead? The mountains are green, the water is blue, and the local accent often dreams!

40, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the national road?

4 1, Liupanshui ham, chewy enough without bones.

42. You are a pen, I put you in my pocket, you are a buccal tablet, I put you in my mouth, you are underwear, I stick you to my body, you are my hair, and I dare not take a bath for half a year for fear of burning you.

43, noodles, vermicelli, plus Xixiang hot and sour. Shimen spicy bean fish, fragrant, full of mouth.

44, Lao tze give you one over ten thousand, you don't do the whole death.

45. I used to have five or six properties, but now I rent in the outer suburbs. Love life is lifeless, and quarreling is gambling.