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Those interesting copywriters about the ice cream killer

Those interesting copywriters about the ice cream killer

1, magnum wants to slaughter us, and Zhong wants to participate, so fight! -"Making a Cake"

I have eaten ice cream on February 25th for three years, but my savings are gone and my house is gone. Now I finally have a snow lotus with 50 cents. What you said is false. Can I not know whether it is true or not? -"I am not a cake god"

You all say Saussurea involucrata is dirty. We have eaten Saussurea involucrata for twenty years. Is it dirty? Can we not know? -"I am not a cake god"

All the ice creams are here. I haven't touched any of them. My family has been farmers for generations, so I'm afraid of the heat. -"The Name of Ice Cream"

Uncle Dong is glad that you can sell Uncle Dong's ice cream, but he doesn't like the price of ice cream you just said. -"Operation Crushed Bread"

6. We must fight this war. Only when the price of ice cream comes down can our younger generation eat cheap and affordable ice cream. -Snow Lotus Lake

7. When did we lose our sense of security when buying ice cream? Perhaps our eyes have seen too many capitalist faces. -"The Crime of Cake"

8. I love your tattered packaging, but I dare to stop Gao Xue's madness. Love you as much as I do, and the price is the same. Will you go? Does it match? Is this stupid bag a fight? War, the humble cake caused sobs and roars in the hot summer. Who says expensive cakes are heroes? -"Lonely Cake"

9. I want to eat Saussurea involucrata. I insist on making Saussurea involucrata into a cake king. I want to protect Saussurea involucrata. Why don't you hate me, but hate innocent snow lotus! The queen in the palace

10, this battle with high-priced ice cream, if we don't fight, our next generation will fight. -"Pancake Lake"

1 1. My mother always said that life is like an ice cream cabinet, and you never know what level of assassin you pick up. -"The True Story of Snow"

12, I just want three things: cheap, cheap or fucking cheap! -"Let the ice cream fly"

13, people never understand, which ice cream inadvertently said goodbye to you, it really won't be goodbye. -Cake and Cake Search

14. Love without substance is like a cake, which melts when the wind blows twice. -"Hour Cake"

15, the assassin's ice cream blushed and the veins stood out on his forehead, arguing that "500 ice cream is not expensive in a box ... can it be expensive?" The incomprehensible "poor gentleman" and "who is poor" caused everyone to laugh, and the air inside and outside the store was filled with joy. -"Kong Yi Cake"

16, first of all, I am not dirty, I am clean! Second, I don't call you hello, my name is Chu Xuelian! Third, if you play this boring game again, I will make you really poor! -"Let's watch the snow lotus rain together"

17, all you lose is your reputation, and it loses its profit! -"See another lotus crisp dream"

18, emperor Amar! Do you still remember Xia Xuelian by Daming Lake? That was your favorite Xia Xuelian when you were a child! -"Return the cake to space"

19, I opened the freezer of the convenience store and looked at it carefully for half a ring before I saw the word from the crack of the ice cream. On each ice cream, the word "cannibalism" was written! -"Crazy Cake Diary"

20. "China can't live without Snow Lotus" and "Just as the West can't live without Jerusalem"-"Hour Cake"

2 1. At first, no one cared about the difficulty of the cake until it was closely related to everyone. -"Wandering Cake Ball"

22. Give an ice cream when you can rob money. Such a serious enterprise is rare. -Cake Man Daily

23, lotus, the gentleman of cake is also. -"Ailian said"

24. All the ice cream I have experienced in my life will eventually be repaid by bankruptcy. -"Centennial Ice Cream"

25. The person who can control the price of ice cream is greater than the person who can win a box of ice cream at a big price. -"Broken Bread Theory"