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Talk about how to satirize unreasonable people.

1, continue to pretend not to care, just smile and cover everything up.

I am not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

3. Take my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't get into the water.

4. Your own blx just broke all over the floor, and it pricked the feet of passers-by.

Time is a butcher knife, but you are so ugly that you can't start it.

6, you are not smart, but also learn from others!

7. Getting rid of your stupidity is a scientific research achievement. After success, I can be transferred to China Academy of Sciences immediately!

I don't know why you always don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?

9, fan you to the wall, you can't buckle it.

10, the villain has no section, and he abandons his roots and pursues the end. I like to think about this problem, and I think about it in anger.

1 1, look at your mouth, isn't it? Why are so many plates cut off?

12 You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a person.

13, your appearance has broken through the limits of human imagination.

14, disgusting mother cried in disgust, why? Because it's disgusting

15, why do you cover your face with your ass!

16, you go to get a haircut and change your hairstyle. It's best to look at your face this way.

17, I once had a crush on you, and I completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake dry.

18 Your face is longer than your pelvis.

19, I won't know you until I have done something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

20, the brain is fine, no matter how many things are arranged, there is no water.

2 1, give you sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you flood and you will flood, give you shit and you will eat.

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

23. Others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you happen to have the same strength as skydiving.

24. All the words that describe stupidity in the world exist to show your IQ.

25. If eating fish can nourish the brain, you should at least eat a whale.

26. I would rather live alone than let some hypocritical people stick around me and watch me suffer.

27. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with pigs.

If you think you are strong enough, you can play with me. I don't mind playing with you to the end.

29. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

Although you are not a coward, you are his ancestor.

3 1, people are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap, living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

Don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.

Don't swear everywhere with such a disgusting face on your back every day.

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.

35. You have countless spare tires, and your feelings are eternal, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

I'm not your grandfather, so don't pretend to be a grandson here.

37. Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.

Sorry, I don't understand animal language.

39. Don't you rely on the support of the Animal Protection Association?

40. The taste of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears drop by drop.

4 1, look behind, turn your head and scare away millions of lions.

42. When I hold you, you are a cup. When I let you go, you are just a piece of glass.

I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't.

44. Your face is like a spinning glass plate in a hotel. You should know that the radius of your face is more than1m.

45. When mosquitoes bite your face, they want to commit suicide.

46. I heard that you are rich, and you still recognize Jiro as your master.

47. Don't treat my kindness as an asset that you push your luck. Put away your hypocritical face and give it to those in need!

48. Some people always think that they are between bull A and bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between stupid A and stupid C. ..

49. Get to know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

50, don't think that you look rare, we should be rare.

5 1, I don't hate you anymore, because I don't want to remember you anymore.

52. I'm not arrogant, and I'm not fooling around. I'm just tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time.

53. You look very creative, and your life is full of courage.

I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.

55. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

56. You are like a pug. Whoever has food will go with you.

Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

58. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

Don't say you have nothing, aren't you still sick?