Complete collection of classic online quotations

1. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

2. To get a wife, you should marry Xiao Zhao, to make friends, you should marry Linghu Chong, as a man, it is best to marry Qiao Feng, and to hang out, you should marry Wei Xiaobao.

3. The so-called Internet bug is someone who wants to click on the underline with the mouse when he sees it in a magazine.

4. If you strike first, you will suffer disaster; if you strike later, you will suffer even more disaster.

5. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

6. My goldfish drowned this morning.

7. The beasts still have a little bit of compassion, but I have none at all, so I am not a beast.

8. Ducks are too arrogant, rabbits are too mouthy, but I am a pig and I am very good.

9. No matter how old the human beings are, they are all young when it comes to money.

10. Evil people are never funny, evil people must seize the time to do evil.

11. Oh my God! I picked up another penny and it was a huge profit!

12. Facing the enemy’s torture, I only have three words: I said...

13. You are very beautiful, but among us handsome guys, It's not your turn. ;)

14. People who play Go love to rob.

15. Rely on your parents at home, and rely on your friends on the Internet.

16. Why don’t cats eat fish nowadays? Is BBS more delicious?

17. The moon waxes and wanes, and cats sometimes go offline.

18. Brother, let me throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it over.

19. Stealing one person’s idea is plagiarism, stealing many people’s ideas is research.

20. Help when there are difficulties, and help even when there are no difficulties. In front of a beautiful woman, it is revised to: Save when there is danger, save when there is no danger

Even when danger is created, save.

21. I thought I was quite evil, but after getting to know him, I realized that there are almost no people who are kinder than me.

22. I never write Cuo characters, but I write Tongjia characters.

23. The intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

24. A man’s decisiveness appears firm, while a woman’s decisiveness appears rash.

25. I installed a one-inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller.

26. Someone’s goal: to kill three Zhuge Liangs with one cobbler.

27. I will not watch you jump into the fire bed, I will close my eyes.

28. As the saying goes: If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; if you cry, you will be the only one in the world crying.

29. Even if you use FPE to change money, you must never forget the fine style of hard work and simplicity.

30. When using a computer, if you encounter an emergency, please slam the monitor immediately to ensure the safety of the host.

31. The thing I regret most in my life is writing to you now.

32. I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of being wordy; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid of having too many things to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of cleaning the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

33. There are four famous poisons in your computer: CMOS, BIOS, CACHE, and CPU. Why don’t you give me your two cents to deal with them?

34. Microseconds: The time span between a new computer and an old computer.

35. It’s not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

36. It is not difficult for a person to make mistakes. What is difficult is to only make mistakes in a lifetime and never correct them.

37. Everyone hopes that their children will be smart, but I have been fooled by my wisdom throughout my life.

38. Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally making others smile.

39. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves ahead hit the beach.

40. No matter how big a woman’s matter is, it is still a small matter; no matter how small a brother’s matter is, it is still a big matter. It's not about eating in one place for a lifetime, but it's about eating wherever you go.

41. Good friends are simple, good friendship is clear and refreshing, and good fate is long-lasting....

200 classic quips on the Internet in 2008:

In high school, love was a luxury that only a few people could afford. In college, love was a daily necessity, not too shabby

Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So you should be more realistic as a human being. ．

It is a kind of beauty for a woman to wear makeup before the age of thirty, and it is a virtue for a woman to wear makeup after the age of thirty! Brother, let me throw a brick first, and if there is jade, just throw it over

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research

In front of a beautiful woman: there is danger and you need to save , there is no danger, but there is danger to save.

I thought I was quite evil, but after I got to know him, I realized that there are almost no people who are kinder than me

Some people are just so ignorant. , If you don’t fuck him, he won’t know that you are his father

If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. When others are sober, I will be drunk alone. I use alcohol to embolden me to commit crimes

My love They all call me the third party! ……good! People are forced to come out

The one who strikes first will suffer, and the one who strikes later will suffer even more. Apples are not pears because of Newton. I am not Newton because of my father.

People born without No one who is afraid of death will ever be born, so no one should fucking pretend!

Give me a woman, and I can create a nation; give me a bottle of wine, and I can lead them to conquer the world!

The beasts still have some compassion, but I have none, so I am not a beast

The duck is too arrogant, the rabbit is too mouthy, the red light stops, the green light goes, the yellow light... ...can’t stop! I am a pig, and I am very good

No matter how old a human being is, they are all young when it comes to money

The evil person said: "If you say that I am an evil person, I will kill you!" Evil people are never funny, evil people should seize the time to do evil

The difference between a girlfriend and a female friend is only one word, and that is - sex

I also had a pair of wings, but I didn't use it to fly in the sky, but put it in a pot to stew soup...

Oh my god! I picked up another penny and it was a huge profit!

Facing the enemy’s torture, I only said three words: I said...

It takes ten years to grow trees, a hundred years to grow people, and a hundred years later to grow... an epitaph

The so-called 'person' means that if you add anything more to it, it will no longer be a 'person'!

Comrade police, if I am driving too fast, what about you? ... People who play Go love to rob.

Get up at 5:50, do morning exercises at 6:1, and only have ten minutes to tidy up the housework. No

200 classic witticisms from the Internet in 2007:

In high school, love was a luxury product that only a few people could afford. In college, love was a daily necessity, not very shabby

Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So you should be more realistic as a human being. ．

It is a kind of beauty for a woman to wear makeup before the age of thirty, and it is a virtue for a woman to wear makeup after the age of thirty! Brother, let me throw a brick first, and if there is jade, just throw it over

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research

In front of a beautiful woman: there is danger and you need to save , there is no danger, but there is danger to save.

I thought I was quite evil, but after I got to know him, I realized that there are almost no people who are kinder than me

Some people are just so ignorant. , If you don’t fuck him, he won’t know that you are his father

If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. When others are sober, I will be drunk alone. I use alcohol to embolden me to commit crimes

My love They all call me the third party! ……good! People are forced out

If you strike first, you will suffer, and if you strike later, you will suffer more. Apples are not pears because of Newton. I am not Newton because of my father.

No one is born. No one who is afraid of death will ever be born, so no one should fucking pretend!

Give me a woman and I can create

Create a nation; give me a bottle of wine and I can lead them to conquer the world!

The beasts still have some compassion, but I have none, so I am not a beast

The duck is too arrogant, the rabbit is too mouthy, the red light stops, the green light goes, the yellow light... ...can’t stop! I am a pig, and I am very good

No matter how old a human being is, they are all young when it comes to money

The evil person said: "If you say that I am an evil person, I will kill you!" Evil people are never funny, evil people should seize the time to do evil

The difference between a girlfriend and a female friend is only one word, and that is - sex

I also had a pair of wings, but I didn't use it to fly in the sky, but put it in a pot to stew soup...

Oh my god! I picked up another penny and it was a huge profit!

Facing the enemy’s torture, I only said three words: I said...

It takes ten years to grow trees, a hundred years to grow people, and a hundred years later to grow... an epitaph

The so-called 'person' means that if you add anything more to it, it will no longer be a 'person'!

Comrade police, if I am driving too fast, what about you? ... People who play Go just love robbing

1. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2. Life is really fun, because life keeps playing tricks on me.

3. Study hard and want to go to school every day!

4. It is better to spend money "sun" than "spent".

5. Love is a crime, and it is a crime again and again. Whenever you stop committing adultery, a woman will come!

6. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the unwillingness of the tree to retain them?

7. Some people are just so ignorant. If you don’t fuck, they won’t know that you are their father.

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life to get one pass in this life."

I would rather exchange one pass in the next life for 500 looks back in this life.

10. What should I do to kill your lover...

11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

12. The Internet is like a prison. You get in by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

13. Nuwa shot the sun into the sky, and Hou Yi shot it.

14. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my hands or feet, I will take off his clothes!

15. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl...

16. God has deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

17. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in!

18. I have lost my appetite when I see you, so what else can we talk about*?

19. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly...

20. I want to fall in love early, but it is too late...

21. Others’ failure is my happiness!

22. Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again.

23. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death has ever been born, so no one should pretend to be cool!

24. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

25. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

26. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil!

27. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money!

28. If I were a girl, she would have fallen in love with me long ago...

29. I thought I was decadent, but it turns out that I am!

30. What is love in the world? The saint replied: "Trash!"

31. I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

32. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go!

33. Don’t be afraid of gangsters, just be afraid that gangsters are educated...

34. Guests, please respect yourself, this little girl only sells herself but not her art.

35. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

36. If you have something to do, be a secretary; if you have nothing to do, be a secretary.

37. You give me a love, and I will give you a one-night stand in return!

38. Master! Just obey me!

39. I love you! What does it have to do with you?

40. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine!

41. Not bad! People are forced out.

42. Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there will always be some!

43. The best thing to do is to mate with someone!

44. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

45. If a couple plays in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

46. Promises are like "CN Mom", which is often said but hard to keep!

47. My lover calls me the third party!

48. Like is a light love; love is a deep liking!

49. No one is too vulgar to be young!

50. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person...

51. If you can’t put your woman into a wedding dress, then don’t stop. Your hand to unbutton her clothes!

52. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any virgin in Japan!

53. Go the * way and let * speak!

54. I don’t like to go to bed with just one woman many times, but I like to go to bed with many women only once.

55. I go out of my way to protect my brothers, and I go out of my way to help women.

56. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

57. There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage, or use banknotes!

58. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

59. Zi said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!"

60. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel. Or maybe Birdman!

61. It wasn’t until I graduated from college that I realized that it wasn’t me who went to college, but the college that “went” to me!

62. I am ugly but I am durable!

63. Count money until your hands cramp, sleep until you wake up naturally!

64. Rich people eventually get married.

65. Big birds can be found in any forest!

66. The "sun" for hoeing is at noon, and the bow is bent to "shoot" the big eagle.

67. Wan Le Xin is the leader.

68. "Czechoslovakia"! My name is JACK, and my wife always complains about me.

69. If you want to choose a mature woman, your skirt will be tight.

70. Only when waiting in a long queue can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon."

71. Driving is easy, as long as there are new people! Please indicate the source of reprinting: Lingxiang Classic Quotations Station-----China's largest and most complete collection of classic quotations!

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Classic ancient poems

Spring in Poems

1. When I sleep in spring, I don't realize the dawn, and I can hear the singing of birds everywhere. (Meng Haoran: "Spring Dawn""

2. Who says that the heart of an inch of grass can repay three rays of spring. (Meng Jiao: "Wandering Son's Song")

3. Red beans grow in the southern country, and spring comes How many branches should I send? (Wang Wei: "Acacia")

4. Good rain knows the season, and spring will happen. (Du Fu: "Joyful Rain on a Spring Night")

5. Wildfires never burn out, but spring breezes blow them again. (Bai Juyi: (Fude Gu Yuancao bids farewell))

6. Plant one grain of millet in spring and harvest ten thousand grains in autumn. (Li Shen: "Compassion for the Farmers")

7. The country is broken by mountains and rivers, and the city has deep spring vegetation. (Du Fu: "Spring Hope})

8. Falling red is not a heartless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers. (Gong Zizhen: (Miscellaneous Poems of Jihai))

9. I don’t know who cuts out the thin leaves. The spring breeze in February is like scissors. (He Zhizhang: "Ode to Willows")

10. Spring scenery The whole garden cannot be closed, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall (Ye Shaoweng: "Visiting the Garden is Not Worth It")

Summer in Poems

1. I can't help but feel the heat, but I cherish summer. (Bai Juyi: "Guan Mao"))

2. Living deep in Foujia City, spring is gone and summer is still clear. (Li Shangyin: (Wan Qing))

3. The first summer is still peaceful, and the fragrant grass has not stopped. (Xie Lingyun: (Traveling to Chishi and Sailing on the Sea))

4. The bitter nights are short in midsummer, so open the pavilion to enjoy the slight coolness. (Du Fu: "Sigh on a Summer Night")

5. Farmer Fang Xia Yun, sit still and I dare to eat. (Dai Fuxu: "The Great Heat") 6. Everyone suffers from the heat, and I love the long days of summer (Li Ang: "Xia Yue Couplet")

7. The remaining clouds bring the summer heat, and the new rain brings the mist of autumn. (Cen Shen: "Shui Pavilion Sends the Prince of Huayin to Return to the County") 8. The continuous rain does not know the end of spring, and it is clear that summer will come. Deep. (Fan Chengda: "Xiqing")

9. The Qingjiang River embraces the village, and everything in the Changxia River Village is quiet. (Du Fu: "Jiangcun")

10. There is no need to regret when the flowers are gone, the summer trees are full of yang and yin. (Qin Guan: "Odd Titles on the Dark Day of March")

Poetry of the Mid-Autumn Festival

1. The autumn wind is bleak, and the waves are rising. (Cao Cao: "Guan Cang Hai")

2. Three autumn leaves can bloom (Li Qiao: "Wind")

3. Millet, harvest thousands of grains in autumn (Li Shen: "Compassion for Farmers")

4. I am often afraid that when the autumn festival comes, the leaves of the yellow flowers will decline ("Han Yuefu? Changge Xing")

5. The window contains Qianqiu snow, and the door is docked with a boat thousands of miles away from Dongwu (Du Fu: "Quequa")

6. The lake and the moon are harmonious, and there is no windshield on the lake surface. : "Wang Dongting")

7. Since ancient times, autumn has been sad and lonely, and I say that autumn is better than spring (Liu Yuxi: "Autumn Poems")

8. Painting the screen, a small fan blows at the firefly (Du Mu: "Autumn Evening") 9. When the spring flowers and autumn moon come, how much do you know about the past (Li Yu: "Yu Meiren")

10. I want to stop talking, but it’s cool in autumn (Xin Qiji: "Chou Nuer? Shubo Mountain Road")

Winter in Poetry

1. For example, in the winter of this year, the troops in Guanxi are still alive. p>

3. The southern neighbor is more worthy of mentioning, and the winter has not been redeemed (Lu You: "The storm is coming on October 28th")

4. Winter is coming to an end tonight, and the new year is coming. (Dong Sigong: "Shou Sui")

5. The music blows in the autumn wind, and the wine flies in the winter snow (Wang Wei: "Poetry of Four Qi")

6. , the flowers are gone (Chen Yi: "Plum Blossoms")

7. I don't know if the water blooms first, but it is suspected that they have not been sold after the winter snow.

(Zhang Wei: "Early Plum Blossoms")

8. Children go to school in the winter to make noise among their neighbors, but the foolish Confucians on the other side are Zizhen. (Lu You: "Residence in the Suburbs in Autumn")

9. It's the winter solstice in the Handan Posthouse, and the shadows in front of the knee-hugging lanterns accompany me. (Bai Juyi: "Homesickness on Winter Solstice Night")

10. The weather, time, and people are urging each other, and at the winter solstice, Yang brings forth spring again. (Du Fu: "Xiao Zhi")

Family love in poetry

1. The thread in a loving mother's hand, the clothes on a wanderer's body.

Before leaving, I am afraid of returning late.

Whoever speaks an inch of grass will be rewarded with three rays of spring. (Meng Jiao: "Wandering Son's Song")

2. The beans are boiling and the beans are burning, and the beans are weeping in the cauldron.

They are born from the same roots, so there is no need to rush into conflict. (Cao Zhi: "Seven Steps Poetry")

3. When the mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went out to help the general;

When the elder sister heard that the younger sister was coming, she took care of the red makeup;

When the younger brother heard that the younger sister was coming, he sharpened his knife to the pigs and sheep. ("Mulan Ci")

4. The country is broken by mountains and rivers, and the city has deep spring vegetation.

I shed tears when I am grateful for the flowers, and I am frightened when I hate others.

The war rages on for three months, and a letter from home is worth ten thousand dollars.

The white-headed scratches are shorter, and the lust is overwhelming. (Du Fu: "Spring Hope")

5. The garrison drum interrupts the pedestrian movement, and there is a sound of wild geese in the autumn.

The dew is white tonight, and the moon is bright in my hometown.

My brothers are all scattered, and I have no family to ask about life and death.

The letter sent was not delivered, and the army was not suspended. (Du Fu: "Remembering My Brother on a Moonlit Night")

6. The autumn wind is seen in Luoyang city, and the desire to write is full of inspiration.

I’m afraid that I can’t finish the story in a hurry, and the travelers are about to open the gate again. (Zhang Ji: "Autumn Thoughts")

7. Being a stranger in a foreign land, I miss my family even more during the festive season.

I know from afar that when my brothers climb to a high place, there is one less person planting dogwood trees everywhere. (Wang Wei: "Remembering Shandong Brothers on September 9th")

8. It's the winter solstice in the Handan Posthouse, and the shadows in front of the knee-hugging lanterns accompany me.

If you want to sit at home late at night, you should also talk about people traveling far away. (Bai Juyi: "Homesickness on Winter Solstice Night in Handan")

9. The child holds his clothes and asks: Why is it too late to return?

***Who fights for time and wins the hair on the sideburns? (Du Mu: "Going Home")

Nostalgia in Poetry

1. You come from your hometown, you should know the things in your hometown.

In front of the beautiful window, the winter plum blossoms have not yet bloomed? (Wang Wei: "Miscellaneous Poems")

2. When the young man left home and his elder brother returned home, his local pronunciation remained unchanged and his hair on his temples faded.

Children who don’t recognize each other laugh and ask where the guest is from (He Zhizhang: "Returning to Hometown")

3. The sound of the book outside the ridge is broken, and after winter comes spring again.

I feel even more timid when I'm close to my hometown, and don't dare to ask anyone. (Song Zhiwen: "Crossing the Han River")

4. Traveling outside the green mountains, boating in front of the green water.

The tide is flat, the banks are wide, the wind is blowing and the sail is hanging.

Haiyue is born in the remaining night, and Jiang Chun people are in the old year.

Where can I find the hometown book? Return to Yanluoyang. (Wangwan: "Under Cibeigu Mountain")

5. I am only seven days old and have been away from home for two years.

When people return home after the wild geese, their thoughts are in front of the flowers. (Xue Daoheng: "People say thinking about returning")

6. There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, which was probably due to frost on the ground.

Look up at the bright moon and lower your head to think about your hometown. (Li Bai: "Thoughts on a Quiet Night")

7. The sound of someone's jade flute is flying quietly, spreading into the spring breeze and filling Luo City.

Hearing the broken willows in this nocturne, no one can forget the love of his hometown. (Li Bai: "Listening to the Flute in Luo City on a Spring Night")

8. It has been ten years since the guest house was in Bingzhou. When I returned home, I recalled Xianyang day and night.

I crossed the Sanggan River for no reason, but I thought Bingzhou was my hometown. (Liu Zao: "Lvci Shuofang")

9. The garrison drum interrupts the pedestrian movement, and there is a sound of wild geese in the autumn.

The dew is white tonight, and the moon is bright in my hometown.

My brothers are all scattered, and I have no family to ask about life and death.

The letter sent was not delivered, and the army was not suspended. (Du Fu: "Remembering My Brother on a Moonlit Night")