I want to find a funny script about dormitory life. I hope it is original.

Poor and happy with a fake 100-dollar bill monologue: You said that people are unlucky, salt cans are full of mouths, drinking water is full of teeth, farting hurts people, twisting their feet when walking, and when did you mix a counterfeit money? ( 100).

Poor Happy slapped his face with the palm of his hand and scolded him: a pair of goldfish and leopard eyes were white.

Poor and happy show a sly smile: the road is one foot high and the devil is ten feet high. There is a way.

Old happy, old happy standing on the service platform smiling to meet poor happy, poor happy sitting on the coffee table, cross your legs.

Old Happy: Little Sister brings tea and water.

Poor and happy: the best Biluochun in the world, plus a plate of pistachios.

Xiao Xinkai carries tea: Boss, happy teahouse, drink Biluochun, chew pistachios, be happy, be happy today, be happy tomorrow, be happy every month, be happy every year, eat, drink, sleep and be happy forever.

The poor happy hand touched the little happy hand: happy! Happy! It's happier to have a little sister (secret) to drink with you.

Small happy angry leave: indecent aunt, start you.

Poor Happy stepped forward and poured tea for poor Happy: Boss, I will accompany you.

Poor and happy: you accompany me, bark face, hay head, grasshopper waist, fiddle belly, iron pickpocket, happy teahouse, disgusting.

Touch your face, look at your hands and pat your stomach when you are happy: if you don't mind you, enjoy it.

Poor happiness: check out. (Take out the fake 100) and give me eighty yuan back.

Lao Xing nodded, bowed, took 100 yuan, and turned to prepare change. Poor happy and proud face.

Lao Xing: Sorry, this money is fake.

Poor and happy: I said that you are lying with your eyes open, talking in your sleep in broad daylight, and talking without teeth. Obviously, you gave a real freeze (100). You switched the bag, cut the stolen goods and framed it.

Old happiness: I didn't take the money, my feet didn't move, I didn't turn around, I didn't go into the drawer. I'm not a juggler, let alone a the Monkey King who can change seventy-two.

Poor and happy: I don't care I gave you real money. You have to change to 80 yuan. (Be happy when you are poor, but be happy when you are old) Look for it, look for it.

Changle: Keep the change.

Relax: What's so noisy?

Laoxing: You can't expect me to give you eighty dollars. I don't charge, so you can eat and drink for free.

Poor and happy: Hey! You look down on me, you look down on me, I am a big boss, and I am a respectable person. How can you say that you are free to eat and drink, and you can't find 80 yuan?

Xiao Xinkai: You ate Xiong Xin leopard gall, and you dare to mix counterfeit money here. Call the police again.

Poor and happy: it is good to call the police and call the police. I said you were happy with the teahouse, but you were happy with prostitution and selling counterfeit money to make money.

Old Xin Kai: Forget it, little sister. It's too much trouble to call the police for frozen tickets (100). At least you have to smoke and drink tea with the guests. Please sit down and eat. Forget it. Give him a refund in 80 yuan to avoid disaster, so as not to delay business.

Being poor and happy: this is the best policy. (Leave proudly with 80 yuan. )

Xiao Xinkai: We won't be fooled for nothing. (Xiao Xinkai pretends to be fake 100. Carry a bag and dress up as a "taxi" in the street. )

Poor Happy drives a taxi, and Xiaoxiao greets him to get on it.

Poor and happy: Little Sister goes there.

Xiaoxiao: Drive ahead and go where I want to go.

Poor and happy: Xiaomei (Mi) is really funny. How do I know where you are going? Hey, is this the place?

Xiao Xiaoxin dressed herself with lipstick in front of the mirror. Xiao Xiaoxin looked back at Xiao Xiaoxin from time to time in the mirror: Little sister is really beautiful, and she is ashamed to sink into the wild goose. Is that the one who went to the teahouse, bar and massage room?

Xiao Xinkai: The dog's mouth lifts the curtains, the rooster pecks at the mouse, and drives your car to earn your money. , cough! Stop in front. (Xiao Xinkai puts his hands in two wallets, hesitating whether to take out real money or fake money. Xiao Xinkai blushed and was so nervous that he finally took out a real coin. Poor and happy, looking at nothing, changed money. Xiao Xinkai turned away with a guilty conscience. When the car drove away, he took out the fake freezer (100) and looked at it.

Xiao Xinkai: It's really useless. Just now, if I took out that counterfeit bill to pay, the driver didn't even look at it.

Xiao Xiaoxin sorted out the driver's change and was surprised to find that the driver found a fake fifty yuan, gnashing his teeth with anger.

Xiao Xinkai returned to the teahouse.

Always happy: business won't go there.

Xiao Xinkai: Don't mention it. One fake one didn't mix out, and another one came in.

Lao Kaixin: I said that you can't survive if you are full, but it's only 100 yuan. Think you are unlucky.

Xiao Xinkai: Why are we doing this? People are good to me, and I am good to people. If people are wrong about me, I will be wrong about them.

Xiao Xinkai left: Yes! I have an idea.

Old happily shook his head: alas! Counterfeit money harms people.

There is a mahjong table on the stage. Two men and two women are playing mahjong. There was a "Hu" sound, and I shook my head slightly. Aunt Cui lost money and gave it to the aunt opposite 100. Aunt washed the cards and didn't give change. Xiao Xinkai smiled proudly.

At this time, there was movement, the door was about to open, and all the people put away the money on the table. Aunt couldn't wait to put the money under her waistband, and a small pimple broke out in front of her abdomen.

Two policemen stepped forward: Don't move! Gather people to gamble.

Xiao Xinkai: Uncle policeman, we are poor and happy together when we have no money.

The policeman pointed to the aunt: Take out the money, and hurry up.

Another policeman took out a fine receipt. Little happy eyes looked at my aunt's abdomen from time to time, and my aunt blushed.

Policeman: Everyone will be fined 500 pounds.

Aunt: I have no money, really.

Policeman: No money, really. (The policeman points to his girlfriend's stomach) What's that?

Aunt: That's the belly.

Policeman: I know it's the stomach. What's stuffed outside?

Aunt: No, I'm pregnant.

Xiao Xinkai: Uncle policeman, she is pregnant. I accompanied her to the hospital for a B-ultrasound this afternoon.

Policeman: She is pregnant. A rooster can lay eggs. She is a man and a woman.

Aunt: I haven't reached menopause, you! you

Xiao Xinkai: It is illegal to do sex identification. You lured us into breaking the law.

The policeman roared: I saw that it was dishonest to put money in my stomach.

My girlfriend slowly looks for money from her lower abdomen.

The policeman licked his saliva and counted the money.

Xiao Xinkai made a face in a hurry: What does it taste like when a woman licks money from her private parts into her mouth? Is it sour, sweet, fragrant or stale?

The policeman put away the money and spat on the ground. The police are gone.

Aunt is very depressed: unlucky, I just won some money today, and now I'm Yang Bailao.

Xiao Xinkai: The police are still very angry today. I gave you counterfeit money.

Aunt: What, you are so bad, where did you come from?

Xiao Xinkai: I know it was the man who choked on drinking water, ate his stomach badly, somersaulted, overturned by a car, drowned by a boat and crashed by a plane.

Aunt: You are cursing yourself, so you gave it to me.

Xiao Xinkai: Then you were scolded, too. You are not confused with the police.

Xiao Xinkai and his aunt both laughed: Ha! Ha! Ha! If counterfeit money harms people, one copy shall be deemed invalid.

Happy old man: You are right. Let's give this task to the police.

Xiao Xinkai: So we didn't tip off the police today.

Always happy: You should be happy. Everything has a bright side and has done a good thing for you.

Policeman: You just happened to find two counterfeit coins in your fine. Recently, counterfeit money has been circulating in our city. Please go back to the police station to assist in the investigation.

Everyone looked at Xiao and his aunt happily.

Xiao Xinkai and his aunt said to Old Xin Kai: We are innocent victims.

Old happy: hi! Counterfeit money kills people.

Always face all the audience happily: good evening, boss, host, big brother, big sister, little sister and little brother.

The audience applauded: OK!

Xin Kai, Laos, will hold a publicity campaign here today to voluntarily identify genuine and fake currencies. There are prizes in the activity, and everyone is welcome to participate.

Relax.

The old man was dumbfounded with joy: how did you come back?

Xiao Xinkai: What's wrong with me? I am a victim, and the victim should be protected by the people's police.

Old happiness: your conscience has no blame.

Xiao Xinkai: I want to make up for my work by promoting anti-counterfeiting and anti-counterfeiting activities.

Xiao Xinkai: Grandparents, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters present here, have you ever been cheated by counterfeit money? Please join our anti-counterfeiting activities. Let's do a quiz to identify genuine and counterfeit money. 100 face identification mark. If your answer is correct, you will get a bonus of 10 yuan and two bonuses of 20 yuan, all of which are 100. I hope this activity can improve our ability to identify counterfeit money, make counterfeit money shout like a street mouse and let real money enter our pockets more.

Xiao Xinkai asked several male and female guests at different levels on the spot: How do you tell the truth from these parts?

The audience raised their hands to answer questions:

Always happy to present awards on the spot.

Finally, I am happy: today's award-winning audience made money, and the audience who didn't win the prize learned knowledge. Are you happy?

Audience: Happy.

Xiao Xinkai: Happy Teahouse, happy to welcome happy guests from all over the world.

Poor and happy, the audience shouted, get him, get him. Small happiness, old happiness, poor happiness.