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Without the word "tired", it would describe you as very tired.

1. Living on gutter oil and worrying about the Security Council.

The village leader’s interpretation: This is mainly due to mental fatigue. Compared with physical fatigue, mental fatigue is sometimes more annoying. After all, just lie down and take a nap when your body is tired, but recovering from a tired heart is not that simple!

2. It seems that the soul has left the body and the body has been hollowed out.

Interpretation from the village owner: This kind of situation may not be felt when working overtime, but when Ge You comes home and lies down, he can really notice it - as if his soul has left the body, and he feels that his body has been hollowed out. , so tired!

3. With the money from selling cabbage, you have the heart to sell hairy crabs.

The village owner’s interpretation: The salary is small, the responsibility is big, and the baby’s heart will be very tired! Who else is in such a tiring situation?

4. The work is mediocre, the only thing that is herniated is the lumbar intervertebral disc.

Interpretation from the village owner: This actually implicitly points out that there is a lot of overtime. Sitting for long periods of time can easily lead to lumbar disc herniation. This is also an occupational disease caused by fatigue.

5. I can fall asleep standing up, but I am afraid that once I lie down, I will never wake up again.

Interpretation from the village leader: The exaggeration is used to show that I am really tired. I can fall asleep while standing, but I am afraid I will never get up again if I lie down. Sometimes, after working overtime continuously, you will indeed feel this way.

6. I am not destined to be a boss, but I have the disease of working overtime every day like a boss.

The village owner’s interpretation: If you are a shareholder, it’s okay to work overtime every day. If you are the boss, you can endure 997 consecutive times. I'm afraid that they are just ordinary employees, earning a low salary and working overtime every day. They don't have the boss's life, but they get the boss's disease. That would be too tragic.

7. Get up earlier than a chicken, go to bed later than a dog, work more than a donkey, and eat worse than a pig!

The village owner’s interpretation: The workplace is like a zoo, bringing together all kinds of animals, oh no, bringing together the excellent characteristics of various animals, and then creating a model worker animal-overtime superman!

8. The world is so big, who doesn’t want to see it? With so much work, I can only look at my desk in the office.

Interpretation from the village owner: In fact, you can also look at computers, folders, corporate culture slogans...it’s not exactly a desk! Come, come, let's read together, I love work, working overtime makes me happy!

Most of the above are tiring from work. In fact, sometimes emotional tiring is even more tiring, so I would like to add a few:

9. You are so drunk that there are tears in the corners of your eyes. You said You are so embarrassed, your beloved is no longer coming back, who can you love in the future?

Interpretation from the village leader: Some people say that human feelings are like the water watered by Shenying’s waiter to the Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass. There is a limit to the quantity. Spread too much on one person, and once there is no result, you will be very cautious for the rest of your life, and you will not dare to throw it away easily, and you will not know who else you can love.

10. In the world of emotions, if you become a licking dog, no matter how humble your status is, your heart will be very tired.

The village owner’s interpretation: Being a dog licker is really tiring, don’t ask me how I know. Anyway, the reason why I am so self-disciplined and hard-working now is that I hope to become better. If you bloom, butterflies will come. Use charm to attract, no need to lick. Actually, I can't even lick it. If they are not in the right family, and the gap between the two parties is too great, it will be difficult for them to get together. As Emerson said, in the final analysis, love is the reflection of one's self-worth in others.