The Little Theater of the Demonic Patriarch, Extra 2

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I don’t know where Yun Shen is in a cold room.

Lan SiZhui bowed respectfully: "Jun Zewu, Jun Hanguang, Senior Wei, I... want to marry the eldest daughter of a noble family."

Lan Xichen smiled. : "Really, Si Zhui? Then choose a date to come to propose marriage. It's also a good thing to start a family early."

Lan Wangji nodded, and Wei Wuxian also agreed.

In the end, the news reached Jiang Cheng’s ears somehow, and Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief: “Fortunately, that boy Lan SiZhui is going to marry a fairy from another family, so it will be easier to persuade Jin Ling to give up on him. Some."

Jin Ling, who had just walked in, covered his mouth and snickered when he heard Jiang Cheng's words.

As a result, on the day of Lan SiZhui’s wedding, Jiang Cheng saw his nephew wearing a fiery red wedding dress. He was so angry that he summoned Zidian and tried to beat him: "Jin Ling, you stinky boy! Come here!" , Damn it if I don’t break your legs!”

Lan Xichen in the high hall: “A Cheng, don’t be angry!”

Disciples of the Jiang family: “ Sect Master, calm down!"

Lan Wangji watched Wei Wuxian bury a box of gold somewhere at the foot of the mountain in Yunshen, and made a very obvious mark, reminding him: "A Ying, Don’t you have three hundred taels of silver here?”

After burying it, Wei Wuxian straightened up: “Ah, Lan Zhan, what do you know? What I buried is gold, not silver.”

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Lan Wangji: "..."

Song Lan: "Xue Yang, you are so cruel! You made him blind and you made me dumb!"

Xue Yang: "Then you are going to participate in the Paralympics? I will take care of it, Taoist Master"

Song Lan: "..."

Lan Wangji walked out of the interview department, Wei Wuxian hurriedly greeted him: "How's Lan Zhan? Did you pass? Have they hired you?"

Lan Wangji nodded.

Wei Wuxian punched his left hand with his right hand: "Great, then Lan Zhan, please tell me the answers to the interview questions~"

Lan Wangji: "The first question is Sun Wukong, the second question is Wild Boar, the third question is correct, and the fourth question is no, you can say wrong."

Wei Wuxian: "Oh, okay, Lan Zhan, thank you~ "

So, the interview department——

Recruiter: "Hello, what is your name?"

Wei Wuxian: "Monkey King." < /p>

Recruiter: "..."

Recruiter: "Haha, sir, you are very humorous. So, sir, what are your hobbies or habits?"

Wei Wuxian: "Wild boar."

Recruiter: "..."

Recruiter: "Are you a fool?"

Wei Wuxian : "Yes."

Recruiter: "Let's go, I'm sorry we can't hire mentally ill people."

Wei Wuxian: "No."

Recruiter (turning over the table): "Get out!!"

Wei Wuxian:? Isn't that what Lan Zhan said?

As a result, Lan Wangji looked at Wei Wuxian who looked frustrated and said with confusion: "?"

On this day, Lan Xichen was killed by Jiang Cheng without his knowledge. Under the circumstances, I dragged him to the KTV to drink together. After drinking one drink, he fell to the ground and fell asleep. Within a few minutes, he stood up suddenly, picked up the microphone on the side, and shouted to Jiang Cheng with all his strength: "Madam!!!" < /p>

Jiang Cheng was almost drunk at this time, and he said without thinking: "Aha!"

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian, who were watching the whole process: "... "

Wei Wuxian lay paralyzed on the bed: "Brother Lan, my illness is already in the advanced stage. If I don't tell you, I'm afraid I will..."

Lan Wangji remained unmoved and continued to take off Wei Wuxian’s clothes: “Don’t make trouble, it’s just an advanced stage of oral ulcer, continue every day.

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Wei Wuxian: "..." Hey, second brother, how could you do this?

Wei Wuxian: "Sizhui, actually you were planted by me when you were a child. How about living in the soil? Are you surprised or surprised? "

Lan SiZhui: "Oh, I said that I am born with an earthy fragrance. Even Aling said the same. "

Jin Ling: "..."

Wei Wuxian watched Wen Ning walking and suddenly yelled at the uneven road ahead, feeling confused: "Wen Ning, why are you yelling at the road? "

Wen Ning turned around: "Huh? Young Master, I roared when I saw injustice on the road. Isn’t that what the book says? "

Wei Wuxian raised his forehead: "..."

Wei Wuxian suddenly became interested recently, and started to dance with Lan Wangji's Bichen.

Afterwards, Wei Wuxian stared at Bichen’s sword hilt and the patterns on it, and asked Lan Wangji: “Lan Zhan Lan Zhan, I just realized that Bichen’s sword hilt is so long, and what’s more? Is this pattern carved too deep? "

Lan Wangji: "... Shameless. "

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, what did I say? Tsk Lan Zhan, where did you think you were? Where was the elegant Han Guangjun? "

On this day, Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue sat together to eat. Jin Guangyao gave Nie Mingjue a chopstick of leeks and urged: "Brother, eat some leeks. I can give you the leeks. Increase the labor force. "

Nie Mingjue looked at him, his eyes dim: "Ayao, have you not tasted the power of big brother? Okay, brother, let me show you my strength now. "After that, he picked up Jin Guangyao and walked towards the bedroom.

Jin Guangyao: "Huh? No big brother, I don’t have one!

Lan Qiren: "Wei Wuxian, tell me a slogan about caring for grass. Don't show me Lan Wangji, or get out of here!"

Wei Wuxian stood up slowly: "Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave." "

Lan Wangji: "..."

Lan Qiren: "Get out of here!" "

In the private room, the Lan brothers and their wives were having dinner together.

Jiang Cheng looked at Wei Wuxian nestled in Lan Wangji's arms and gritted his teeth angrily. He waved the purple electricity and hit the person: "Wei Wuxian, you damn thing! Can you please come out of Lan Er's arms for me on a public occasion? It really embarrasses our Jiang family! "

Wei Wuxian glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on Lan Xichen's lap: "It's okay if you want me to get out of Brother Lan's arms, but junior sister, please get off Brother Lan's lap first. . "

Lan Wangji: "..."

Lan Xichen: "..."

Xiao Xingchen: "A Yang, if you are asked to Choose between a box of candy and me, what would you choose? "

Xue Yang: "Nonsense, of course it's you, Taoist Priest. "

Xiao Xingchen smiled: "Oh, why? "

Xue Yang: "Because I have a Taoist priest, I don't have to worry about not having candy for the rest of my life~ Is A Yang right? "

Xiao Xingchen: "Well, a candy for A Yang.

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