On the composition of typos in fluorescence frequency, it is urgent .............

A funny thing happened in the TV series Princess Zhu Huan. In that episode, the swallow and Xiao Jian knew each other, and the swallow shouted all over the street: "Xiao Jian is my brother!" " "When you look at it, you will definitely think that the swallow is crazy and funny, but have you tasted this sentence carefully? Often parents will say to their children, "He is my own daughter. "Wait a minute. Biology refers to one's own birth, but the swallow will say such a thing, and the younger brother he just met will become a son in a blink of an eye. This typo will make people wonder and laugh. With the continuous progress of human beings and the continuous development of society, why is China getting richer and richer, but there are more and more typos? So put an end to typos.

Inferior advertisement-Tianqi's advertisement: Tianqi. (yi tooth crack tooth) disgusting you.

1999 10 17 night, the "Smart Surfing" program of Shanghai TV Station was talking about the topic related to "wind". The host asked participants to name five diseases with "wind". When the respondent talked about leprosy, the hosts Cheng Lei and Chen Rong said in unison: "The madness of leprosy is not the wind that blows strong winds, but the madness of the madman."

Chinese Errors in the TV Series Water Margin (Song Lifu)

Your father

In episode 22, Wu Yong said to Song Jiang's father, "The villains Wu Yong, Ruan and Song are friends of life and death. I have come to see your father." Your father is a honorific, used to address each other's father when talking. "Meet your father" means "meet your father". Does Wu Yong really want to see Song Jiang's grandfather? Obviously not, but the author or actor mistook "your father's adult" for the title of Song Taigong, Song Jiang's father.

Your home

Your home is also a honorific, used to address each other's home or hometown. However, Chai Jin in the play described his home as "my home". Since ancient times, we in China have paid attention to claiming modesty. No matter how luxurious our home is, we should also call ourselves modest, such as "humble abode" Is there any reason to call our home "your home"? This problem is not only found in the Water Margin, but also in a movie called Hanging the Red Lantern, which misuses the word "your home" to the fullest.

Sick and retarded

In the 29th episode, Song Jiang mispronounced "sick captain (Yu) late" as "sick captain (Wye) late". Wei (Yu) is late, and it is a compound surname. The word "Wei Chi" in "Wei Chi" refers to Weichi Gong, a famous Tang Dynasty soldier. "Sick Weichi" is the nickname of Liangshan hero Sun Li, describing his martial arts, second only to Weichi Gong.

"Boil soup"

In episode 29, Xu Ning's wife called the maid "get up at four o'clock to make soup". What soup is she going to cook? The original work of Water Margin reads: "After a long time, the soup is boiling, the noodle soup is rising, and Xu Ning washes his face ..." It can be seen that the "soup" here refers to the hot water for washing his face, which is called "noodle soup" in some local dialects in the south. In this case, this "soup" does not need to be "boiled" like porridge and medicine. Who can call boiled water "boiled water"? In fact, what the original book says is "You four get up to make soup and arrange snacks".

"I also want to meet Song Jiang."

In the fortieth episode, Fang La said, "I also want to meet Song Jiang." This sentence mixes "I also want to see Song Jiang" and "I also want to see Song Jiang", resulting in mixed sentence patterns and chaotic structure, so "I want to see Song Jiang" or "I want to see Song Jiang" should be deleted.

doctor

The word "Dafu" in the 42nd episode "Doctor Wude" and "Doctor Wugong" was wrongly read as "Great Love for Happiness". Fu is an ancient official position, lower than Qing and higher than history. A doctor is a doctor in spoken English.

die a worthy death

In the 43rd episode, Song Jiang mispronounced "dying in the right place" as "dying in the right place". The gain of "die well" is the gain of "get", not the structural auxiliary word "gain"; "suo" is the "suo" of "place" and "place"; "Find the right place": Find the right place. A fair death honors a lifetime. It is meaningful and valuable to describe someone's death. Therefore, you can't read "de" softly here.

bird

In the play, Li Kui jy, Lin Chong and other heroes often speak with the word "bird". For example, in the seventh episode, Lin Chong called Lu Qian a "bird man"; In episode 29, Li Kui jy said, "What bird array did that fellow put away, so that Grandpa had nowhere to escape?" The "bird" here is used as a curse in the old novels, referring to the male genitals and pronounced as "di m: o". In movies and TV plays, such words should be avoided. But in the TV series "Water Margin", it was not only used, but also mispronounced as "Ni m 4 o", and the result was neither fish nor fowl.

First, I didn't mean to make a mistake (typo in quotation marks)

1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.

2, at the garage door: tire repair "flushing"

3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"

4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"

5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"

7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.

8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"

9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.

1 1. Hotel menu: Danji

12, hardware store signboard: "money" block

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant

16, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.

17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"

18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.

19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.

20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"

Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.

1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"

13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.

14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.

24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier

25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.

26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.

Furniture stores advertise "furniture"

The signboard of a hotel says "13 is too full"

A real estate advertisement "burying money on all sides" is very conspicuous.

Pharmaceutical merchants put out homophonic advertisements such as "Don't stop at the next point"

The word "stop" is written as "well", fast food is written as the upper left of the word "rice", eggs are written as "eggs", and all kinds of beer are written as "all kinds of beer sprinkles"

-Top Ten Failed Advertisements in China in 2002

1, a man whose seven-brand suit makes women move.

Step 2 give melatonin as a gift

3. Jiuxin Yuting Soap: Look, you infected your daughter with mites.

4. The darling of heaven faces the bleak situation with a smile.

5. When hair falls in love with fertilizer, it is unexpectedly good.

6. Dano shoots your new choice day and night.

7. Jordan chan Zhihong Xingerke Footwear Industry

8. A glass of water comes and goes.

9. Ichiro of Dicky Cheung

10, how are you in Stashu's stomach?

When I went shopping for small things yesterday, I heard something repeated in the loudspeaker of a propaganda car. When the car arrived nearby, it suddenly dawned on me-the advertising car and the billboard impressively read: sweaters are on sale in Shanghai and Hangzhou, and in particularly eye-catching fonts and colors, it was declared that "the house was demolished and tiles were sold to make up for the trip." I'm not surprised!

Practically speaking, since the reform and opening up, especially in recent years, China's advertising industry has made great progress, and many unforgettable advertising products have appeared in various media. But what I saw yesterday was not an individual phenomenon. Inferior advertising slogans such as "price jump", "painful bleeding" and "earth-shattering price reduction" are common.

This explains at least a few problems: first, advertising practitioners are mixed, second, they deliberately exaggerate, lack integrity, and third, they are impetuous. I hope that lame advertisements such as "demolishing houses and selling tiles to collect tolls" will disappear as soon as possible.

The plaque and name of the store are symbols for customers to remember the characteristics of the store. Nowadays, shops in the island city are everywhere, and people pay more and more attention to "visual impact". Various personalized store names have become the first move for businesses to play interesting points. Some common and familiar nouns have been replaced by novel names, which have become name signs to attract the attention of stores and attract business.

The name plaque is not only a symbol, but also a glimpse of its cultural taste, interesting style and ideological realm. A novel, memorable and catchy store name can make customers unforgettable and impressed. For example, Sichuan cuisine restaurant "Spicy Love Soup" and "Food for the Sky" became famous overnight because of the popularity of film and television dramas. It sounds smooth and pleasant. How can I pass by without making people want to shop?

However, some merchants think that the name of the store can be "confused with the real", so "Donglaishun" is on fire, and various "Laishun" have appeared on the street; Aunt Zhang became famous, and Aunt Li and Uncle Wang also went out. There are also some people who resort to "ominous signs" for strangeness. In addition, some people who use homophonic characters as signs are everywhere, such as clothing stores called "clothing and clothes don't give up"

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