How do people reply humorously when they say poverty alleviation?

Some people also say that poverty alleviation can be answered humorously: so-and-so can serve so-and-so is poverty alleviation. So-and-so is really in trouble. So-and-so is really poor now So-and-so will definitely give him some support. So-and-so will help him tide over the difficulties. So-and-so cannot always rely on so-and-so. So-and-so must strive for a better life on his own. Purpose of poverty alleviation: to eliminate poverty, improve people's livelihood, and gradually realize * * * to enter a well-off society in an all-round way with all rich and poor areas and poor people.