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What are some humorous sentences to persuade people to drink less?

A drink of wine will not invent anything, it will only make people tell secrets, so drink less.

2. Be careful with your liver when drinking. Excessive drinking can damage your liver, so drink less!

3. Those who are alcohol-free, happy people, happy people, free people, don’t drink bars!

4. Drink less to stimulate your appetite, drink more to get drunk, and you will be more likely to commit crimes afterwards!

5. Life is priceless, drinking and driving is prohibited, and don’t drink at night!

6. Alcoholics, people who drink a lot of alcohol every day, get more sick and die faster.

7. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink, run away.