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Excerpts from forty articles in Abstinence Emotion and Friends Circle.

Quit drinking and make friends. Talk about the first article 1. Quit drinking, and you'll have abdominal muscles when you drink!

Abstinence is a commitment, a determination and a choice. Abstinence from alcohol, smoking, drug addiction, gambling and meat is a way of self-management, which embodies a person's life value, standardizes a person's principles, bottom line and standards, reduces the source of troubles in a person's life, saves resources and creates for a person's soul.

I promised to give up drinking, so I'm going to drink again tonight to celebrate the beginning of drinking!

4. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

5. If the sky is sentimental, it will be old, and life will be without wine!

It's not that I don't want to quit drinking, but that I don't want to quit my friends.

7. Drinking less is equivalent to saving your life!

8. I suggest you drink less and never let an alcoholic fill your stomach.

9. Less than one cup, but drunk on your eyebrows: drinking water with you, but not drunk.

10. I may be an alcoholic. I even made an appointment with a liquor store in Urumqi. I got up with a splitting headache and regretted it. I swear I will never drink again. I am allergic to alcohol.

1 1. If I were a man, I would never give up drinking in my life.

12. A glass of wine grieves for a lifetime.

13. I drank too much again last night, and this time it was really dangerous. I think I stumbled all the way home and almost had an accident on the way. Determined to give up drinking, take an oath first.

14. The light was dim and the west wind was strong, and I was unable to cross the long street. Speeding, timid, sober, splitting headache. Stop, stop, stop.

15. I hope I can quit drinking and be healthy for the rest of my life.

16. No one can stop me. I decided to give up drinking!

17. Long-term thirst, swallowing like a coke kettle; I like sleeping today, and I am furious.

18. I quit smoking and drinking, so I will stick to it.

19. Quitting smoking, drinking and betel nut is not an effort but a necessity from today.

20. If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.

Talk about the mood of abstinence and making friends. Part II: 2 1. Only drinks, promotion is unpredictable.

23. I've been drinking all my life and suddenly told you that I can't drink. I'm sad! Abstinence is so simple!

24. I have been thirsty for many years, and my voice is like a kettle of coke: I like to sleep today, and I am furious.

25. Poor health and stress.

26. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.

27. Add a unitary at three o'clock and stay with me for several years. My wife told me to quit, so I had to nod.

28. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.

29. I will be determined. Stop drinking without hesitation! Stop drinking. Stop drinking.

30. It's better to doze off than to get drunk. So I quit drinking.

3 1. I advise you to drink less and treat your dog as your girlfriend when you are drunk.

32. I have been crying for more than 20 years since I drank. Now that the golden age of drinking has passed, the amount of drinking has plummeted. No matter what white wine, red wine, beer, one cup is dizzy, two cups are drunk, and three cups are unknown, people give the nickname "three cups pour". Moreover, after drinking, the voice is loud, the temper is bad, and the nonsense is not accepted by anyone except the wall.

33. A man who doesn't smoke or drink is not necessarily a good man, but a man who gives up smoking and drinking for you must be a good man.

34. Every kind of wine is known to be short of thousands of glasses. Drink as much as you can, or run if you can't.

35. Drunk driving is the root of trouble. I suggest you don't put your cup. Go out and seek peace. Your family wants you to return it soon.

36. When weeding in the afternoon, you will sweat and drink three glasses of wine. Do you find it bitter?

37. Drink, drink, dear brother, one more sip will lose a day!

38. Quit smoking and drinking.

39. Men can't make good friends unless they give up drinking.

40. Indulge in alcohol and desire and lose your family and country.

40 excerpts from funny friends' feelings about toothache

Talk about the funny circle of friends about toothache (I) 1. Mother cried with toothache. I have never had a toothache except the day when my wisdom teeth were first pulled out. Is toothache so painful? It hurts too much.

Today, my brother has a toothache. My parents took him to the hospital. The doctor said that he would be hospitalized for surgery and tooth extraction.

I haven't stopped taking medicine for half a month since the toothache started.

4. Cold+swollen gums, toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell. The terrible thing is that I can't eat, and it hurts when I eat my teeth.

This morning, I was eating when I suddenly felt a toothache. I ran to look in the mirror at once, and there was a hole in my tooth.

6. She suddenly looked up, embarrassed and touched my chin. My roots were bleeding. I endured the pain and accompanied my classmates to the infirmary.

7. What excites me? What is the cause of my toothache?

8. I threw myself on the ground and didn't say anything about the injury, but this tooth coughed badly and shook a few times, which hurt when I touched it. This taste, sour, numb, neither soft nor hard, is so sad!

9. Stress, irritability, and increased aunt, angry toothache.

10. The most tormenting thing about love is not parting, but touching memories. You think you can go back in time by standing there.

1 1. Think about what you should do every day to commemorate the second day of toothache.

12. Outpatients are also overcrowded. Is toothache not a disease?

13. I miss the taste of mustard tuber, and the toothache of Haitian bean paste continues. I want to hit people, eat snacks, eat spicy food, and eat pickles.

14. Who can tell me why a cold still causes toothache, and a stuffy nose and sore throat are not enough?

15. Fight poison with poison to make the toothache worse.

16. It was a Saturday night. I don't know why my teeth suddenly hurt, and soon my left cheek became red and swollen, which was terrible.

17. My wisdom teeth are growing again, and toothache makes me doubt my life every day.

18. I fell to the ground with a plop, but I didn't say I hurt myself, but this tooth is shaking so badly that it hurts when I touch it. This taste, sour, numb, neither soft nor hard, is so sad!

19. I envy people who eat fast and delicious, and have no trouble eating ribs and chicken feet. I have a bad mouth, so I must chew slowly when eating. Soft and small food suits me best, and my biggest fear is toothache.

20. If I can do it again, I will take good care of my teeth.

On the feelings of funny friends about toothache (2)1. At noon on Saturday, my teeth hurt so much that I began to cry. My mother said that the doctor hasn't gone to work yet, so let me stick to it.

22. I have a toothache, so my mother took me to Zhen Chen for a dental examination.

23. Toothache, you can only persist in the middle of the night.

24. I have had a toothache for more than half a month. When can I see the dentist's painkillers? Anti-inflammatory drugs are useless to me.

25. Toothache is really unbearable. If I do it again, I will definitely eat less sweets, but it will never be possible in my life.

26. Last night, I was sitting at the dinner table eating with relish, and suddenly my teeth hurt again.

27. Another toothache tormented me and I couldn't sleep at night. Why does the pain get worse when I close my eyes and sleep? I think god is playing me.

28. Toothache even numbed my legs and feet. It's really going to collapse. Can this day pass?

29. Today, my brother has a toothache. My parents took him to the hospital. The doctor said that he would be hospitalized for surgery and tooth extraction.

30. Headache to toothache, groggy, painful and sober day.

3 1. Today, I had a toothache, only to know that my little teeth are so powerful that it can make me feel pain, just like an arrow piercing my heart. Beg it for mercy!

32. The toothache continues, and the feeling on my face is not myself.

33. When I have a toothache after eating Oreo, I know my teeth will become strong again.

Toothache is not a disease. It hurts like hell.

My tooth has been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which will be a troublesome process for people over eight years old.

36. Late at night, I have a toothache. Words can't describe the pain.

37. Life is really hard. You will lose your lover, you will experience heartbreak, sometimes you will get sick, sometimes you will have a bad toothache, and sometimes you will be hungry. But on the other hand, you will have the most beautiful experience.

38. Anger, toothache, bleeding gums, swollen gums and oral ulcers. Come to me, and two of them will be solved, and there is no refund.

39. It seems that an electric drill has been drilling my cheek in my teeth. My whole face hurts, my temples hurt and my brain hurts, so I can't think about other things. Half my face is basically useless.

40. My tooth has been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which will be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old. Singing may be affected in the near future, but the story of the Olympic Games reminds me that health is much more important than career. Students who have worn braces are welcome to share their treatment experience.

Forty excerpts from the circle of friends who received holiday gifts

Received a holiday gift and sent it to a circle of friends. A copy of 1 What a big surprise I received today. It's so cute.

I like it very much. I'll give you a thank you.

When parents don't want their children to be rich, they just want to be safe and healthy. Who knows that our little rabbit is very open-minded and bought a pair of socks for me and his father, which is surprising or surprising.

4. Today is Friday! Thank you for the postcards sent by two colleagues, and I also received a surprise.

Dear, thank you for your tolerance and love. I'm really happy with you. I hope we can be so happy forever!

6. I think that when I was in love, I removed the bed and got together; Now sigh, after marriage, I left the pillow mat and went my separate ways.

7. On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me, which was very touching.

8. I received a distant blessing from my daughter and a gift for Mother's Day, while my mother and grandmother received a piece of your heart and gained a happy mood!

9. Satisfied with the Mother's Day gifts made for me, lovely love, cookies and happiness!

10. A person named Zhang Ye prepared a gift for me on 13, and now I have received it. Another leaf in my life used to be my ignorant youth. Moved, the little brother I met in the first day is almost ten years old now. He is beautiful and easy to get old, and he is young in a blink of an eye.

1 1.n years ago, I received a male hand model, and today I received a daughter hand model. It's really perfect.

12. Thank you for the gift, thank you for your heart, and wish you all the best in the future.

13. Thank you friends for celebrating my birthday and blessing me. Thank you!

14. I received a surprise this morning. The little girl on the cover is very cute.

15. I received a new camera at the weekend, which was really a surprise. White is very loving!

16. Life is full of surprises, and people with the same frequency will eventually meet. Good morning ~

17. Boring weekend working days. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you Huang.

18. Everything is for romance.

19. Wow, wow, it turns out that Xiaodoubao also prepared a gift for her mother. I didn't expect her father's birthday, and her mother also had a gift. I was moved to tears.

I received a gift from my baby the day before yesterday. Yesterday, my baby cooked my favorite dinner. Thank you for the little performance.

2 1. Happy, just like a small gift you prepared with your heart.

22. I am very happy to receive this gift. Thank you. I will cherish it.

23. I thank my husband for making me more positive and optimistic with his words and deeds, and my temper is much calmer.

24. Good things always happen, such as receiving a bunch of flowers from my daughter.

25. Thank my husband for taking the trouble to pick me up from work every day, never stopping, and never giving me the opportunity to go home by bus alone.

26. Thank you for your appearance, which makes me look forward to it forever.

Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

28. I was very happy to receive gifts yesterday morning. Today I am very happy to eat and shop.

29. It's been a few days since I received the gift ~ I've been busy taking pictures now. It's really beautiful ~ forgive my clumsy photography skills and thank the shopkeeper for his gift ~ I won three awards in a row here, and I feel extremely happy, hee hee.

On a rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise and a long-lost touch.

3 1. Time is something that people cannot guard against. Thank you for the birthday party that xx prepared for me in a busy day, for accompanying me on my birthday, and for the gift that xx gave me.

32. Every day is a new beginning. Being happy every day is a better gift. It is my greatest wish to see your smile every day.

33. Don't forget that you still like gifts ~

34. Sudden surprises are not only the joy of receiving gifts, but also the importance of being remembered and treated with care.

35. I really like this feeling before Christmas. Maybe it's because I became a lonely old woman. I really like the colorful appearance of Christmas. Maybe it's because I haven't received any Christmas presents myself. I want you to feel that the world is full of love, happiness and money!

36. Life is always full of surprises and touches. On this cold and rainy weekend, when I received an unexpected surprise from my uncle, I felt very warm! Thanks for positive energy!

37. All the long-term places in the world are tireless because of their hearts.

38. Thank you for being such a shining star in my plain years.

Forty funny sentences about abstinence praised by friends circle

Abstinence funny sentences praised by friends circle (I) 1. Qian Shan is always in love. How about one less drink?

2. Make up your mind to quit smoking and drinking, and quit me.

As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated without drinking.

4. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, it's worse to drown our sorrows with wine.

6. Men don't give up drinking and live like dogs.

If I were a man, I would never give up drinking in my life.

8. Even if there are many things, it is not the stomach of that year.

9. First of all, students must keep their mouths shut even if their friends enthusiastically advise them to drink.

10. Quit smoking, drinking and betel nut. Starting today, there is no need to do your best.

1 1. If you don't drink at all, your career will be longer.

12. Cherish life, smoke less, drink less and stay up late less.

13. Indulge in debauchery and lose family and country.

14. Alcohol and tobacco are my lovers. If you don't quit, you'll hurt yourself.

15. People's life span is not long. Some things are best done early, but they are meaningless when they are late. Such as abstinence from alcohol, smoking and struggle.

16. Long-term thirst, swallowing like a coke kettle; I like sleeping today, and I am furious.

17. Drinking other people's wine is other people's money, and you have to take your own life. The famous epigram of abstinence.

18. No one can stop me. I decided to give up drinking! If anyone sees me drinking again, I'll punish myself for three drinks!

19. There are some things you must make up your mind to do, so let's start by giving up smoking and drinking.

20. I suggest you drink less and never let an alcoholic fill your stomach.

Abstinence funny sentences praised by friends circle (Part II) 2 1. You know you can be happy without wine, but it's not as difficult as you think. I once got as drunk as a fiddler and missed the good day of enjoying the moon.

22. As long as you have a good relationship, you can drink as much as you want. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated without drinking. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink: in order not to hurt my health, I drink a little. Shallow feelings, even if you drink a big bowl: deep feelings, even if you lick it.

23. Don't waste water by the river or firewood by the mountain.

24. There are three layers of wine in the glass, and the wine is seven points sad, so I gave up drinking.

25. If you drink wine today, drink cold water tomorrow.

26. I quit for a month and a half and feel that I haven't changed. It seems that alcohol will not affect my physical condition and normal life.

27. It's hard to forget abstinence.

28. Half a catty of improper wine will not help the wall. So I quit drinking.

29. You may not believe it, but I'm really determined to give up drinking this time.

Looking at the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week. After the first two hangovers, I have made up my mind to give up drinking. I don't want to drink, but I can't dream of death. White water is the longest.

3 1. The light was dim and the west wind was strong, and I was unable to cross the long street. Speeding, timid, sober, splitting headache. Stop, stop, stop.

32. I should consider not drinking in the future. After all, I lost my basic love for wine, because I was not drunk and my stomach was upset.

33. A man who doesn't smoke or drink is not necessarily a good man, but a man who gives up smoking and drinking for you must be a good man.

Don't drink when you are young. Being drunk is the ugliest thing.

35. After that, I gave up drinking.

36. I drank wine today, so I drank cold water.

37. Drink until you die, and no one will lift it, so give up drinking!

38. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated without drinking.

39. Half a catty of wine is not enough to support the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half. So I quit drinking.

40. Even if Ziyi, Baizhi and other stunning beauties promise each other, they will resolutely refuse me to drink.