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Talking about local love stories in the circle of friends

1. "Was there an earthquake just now?" "No" "Then why was my heart shocked when I saw you?"

2. The best I can do to you The thing is to let you know that although the world is bad, you are loved.

3. Guess my zodiac sign. Pisces? Wrong, tailor-made for you.

4. "I count, you lack me in all five elements." "I am a charming man, you are charming."

5. You touch the fabric of my clothes , is it material to be your girlfriend?

6. We must have a boy when we get married in the future, because I only like you as a girl.

7. You are Chinese, and I am also Chinese. Rounding it off, you are mine

8. Let’s play with the wooden man and don’t move. Okay! I lost and my heart beat

9. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Huh?" "Otherwise, why would I always miss you so much~!"

10. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in the snow, and the one I want to hold hands with for the rest of my life.

11. "Help me see what's wrong with my eyes?" "I don't see anything." "No? Look carefully." "It's really not." "Yes, there is something in my eyes." You"

12. Before I met you, I never thought about getting married. After meeting you, I never thought about getting married.

13. I still believe that the stars can talk. , the stone will bloom, and after passing through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter, you will finally arrive. ——Rao Xueman

14. Mo Wenwei’s cloudy days, Stefanie Sun’s rainy days, and Jay Chou’s sunny days are not as good as chatting with you and me.

15. "I think you look like a relative of mine." "Who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

16. How many times do I have to repeat it? Tips for answering questions: If there are three long ones and one short one, choose the short one; if there are three short ones and one long one, choose the long one. If there are two long and two short choices, choose B, uneven and C is invincible. I would choose you if I had your choice.

17. Let me do a magic trick for you. What have I done? I like you even more.

18. Today you particularly hate being liked and being annoying.

19. Let’s play with the wooden man and don’t move! Okay! Why did I lose? Because my heart is moved

20. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart...