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What is responsive?

Being responsive means that our hearts have the ability to give everything we want.

The response sentence is as follows:

1. Overwhelmed by the burden of "being responsive", the police in Jiaxing City, Zhejiang Province recently quietly unveiled the placard "Call the police in case of emergency, help in case of danger, be responsive" hanging in the command center of the Municipal Public Security Bureau1/kloc-0.

2. The public security organs at higher levels ask them to "give whatever they want" to the masses, but the local government regards the police as "tools for governing the people" and calls them around.

One of the ten wishes of the Bodhisattva is to be obedient and responsive to all sentient beings. This kind of kung fu is really hard to do compared with kicking a few feet.

4. Improve the trial operation; Downward: to be the first, horizontal approval: responsive.

5, especially in exchange for imperialist support for the Qing government's policy of centralization of the royal cabinet, it is responsive.

6, the reason is very simple, she is very courageous, and she dares to gamble on her own home when she sees "business opportunities"; She is good at climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix, and can give promotion opportunities to low-level officials through senior officials; She is generous and gives everything to the "noble people" in business.

7. After receiving this call again, write down the number, call back immediately, and tell her generously that her husband can't be responsive and let her know that you are not a decoration.

By the end of 1997, public security organs at or above the prefecture level in China had set up 1 10 alarm service desks, and made the promise of "answering the police, helping in case of emergency, saving in case of danger, and being responsive".