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Block the door in response to the bride's call

Block the door in response to the bride's call

Pick up the bride and block the door. Wedding is a very important moment in a person's life, which not only means that you have to form a new family with another person, but also means that you have to undertake another person's future. Let's share with you the slogan of picking up the bride.

Pick up the bride and shout 1. 1. What did the bride shout when she came in?

1, fairy sisters open the door, open the door early, red envelopes are indispensable!

2, a red envelope for you! The bride is ours! Good business and good quantity, we are kind!

3, confirmed the eyes, the bride inside is my brother's person!

4, needless to ask, the bride is the most beautiful, Bao Dad, save you first, the house and car are the bride's names!

5. To love you is to marry you! No problem, we're going to shoot!

To sum up, the above is what I gave about answering the bride's phone and blocking the door. If you like it, you can use it directly.

2. What are the games to pick up the bride and block the door?

1, Love: Chew out the word love with a piece of bread. The effect of the game and the effect of taking pictures will be very good. The point is not to waste props, and a packet of sliced bread can be done.

2. Pink Panther: Prepare a pink panther doll, and the bridesmaid will throw the pink panther out. What kind of posture does the pink panther take after landing, and the best man will pose the same posture. It's terrible to meet the best man in difficult moves. This game is very interesting, and there is nothing to say about the funny index.

3, flaming lips: blindfold the groom, put a lipstick in his mouth, and then apply lipstick to the best man group.

4. How much does the wife know? The bridesmaid asked the groom some basic questions so that he could answer them. If he answers wrong, he will be punished. These questions can be the bride's lunar birthday, what size shoes the bride wears, what is the four-digit sum of the bride's mobile phone number, and what is the bride's favorite food. These questions are close to life. If the groom can't answer them, he will be severely punished.

5, fun fingerboard: prepare two fingerboards, let the groom and groomsmen do push-ups within a limited time, it will not feel too sour. If it is not completed within the specified time, the best man group can be punished for collective frog leaping, and the groom should imitate frog croaking. This is a good fitness program.

Pick up the bride and block the door. 2. First of all, bridesmaids block the door and ask for red envelopes.

Begging for a red envelope is a short phrase.

1, look for him in the crowd and don't delay giving him a red envelope.

2. Qian Shan always gives red envelopes when she is in love.

However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn, and there is no meaning without a red envelope.

4. The husband and wife have been in love for a long time. Give me a red envelope before leaving.

5, a couple will last for a long time, I want a red envelope.

6. When the couple get married and make a fortune, I want a red envelope.

7, the groom is handsome and the bride is beautiful, don't forget to give a red envelope.

8. One piece and two pieces are hearts, and one hundred and two hundred is not bad.

9. Congratulations on getting married and getting rich. I want a red envelope.

10 Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, don't give me a red envelope.

1 1. If you are old and not short of money, I don't mind 1,000 yuan and 800 yuan.

12, firecrackers kept ringing outside the door to suppress the red envelope.

13, I wish the couple a hundred years of harmony and get a red envelope quickly.

14, firecrackers kept ringing at the door to suppress the alarm for the red envelope.

15, goodbye, no time to wave, give me a red envelope and I'll leave.

Liu Yi Changshunkou

A red envelope, United as one; Two red envelopes, two people are concentric;

Three red envelopes are doomed to three lives; Four red envelopes, four happiness;

Five red envelopes, in all directions; Six red envelopes, six animals flourish;

Seven red envelopes, seven stars shining high; Eight red envelopes, satisfied at both ends;

Nine red envelopes, 99 concentric; Ten red envelopes, all the best.

Changshunkou liuji

Give a red envelope and it will bless you wholeheartedly until death do us part.

Send two red envelopes to wish two of a kind a long life together.

Give three red envelopes and you will get the blessing of fate. Love is like oxygen.

Giving four red envelopes can bless the four seasons to make a fortune.

Give five red envelopes: you can bless all corners of the country and wish you a happy wedding.

Send six red envelopes: I can wish you good luck and love each other forever.

Give seven red envelopes: seven stars are blessed, and many children are blessed.

Send eight red envelopes to bless the Eight Immortals crossing the sea.

Give nine red envelopes and you will be blessed for life.

Send ten red envelopes for good luck.

Many people are busy when you want a red envelope. These jingles are more imposing together, and the groom is embarrassed not to give them.

Second, pick up relatives and block the door.

1, at least one red envelope will slap me if I can't see you again.

Please try not to use words to express things that can be solved with red envelopes.

If you want to stay with the bride for a long time, do we need red envelopes?

If you want us to warmly welcome you, please prepare a big red envelope, otherwise it is impossible.

Let's not talk nonsense. Let's throw some red envelopes in and see if you are sincere.

6. If you want to enter this door, open the way with a red envelope first. If you don't have a red envelope, please go out.

7. The shy bride was kidnapped! If you want to save the bride, hand in your red envelope.

8, you can enter the door, red envelopes to clear the way! The bride is married, red envelopes knock at the door!

Pick up the bride and block the door. First, the groom picked up the door and blocked it.

1, your wife has an explanation when you are not at home. Don't sit in the first row by car. Don't drink too much. Wild flowers are not as good as those at home, so you shouldn't pick them. Life is still a long journey, and your will must be firm. Being poor is not terrible, but you are afraid of being lazy, slow and motionless. Dear brother, you should work hard for your dear wife. I hope you can earn the woman you like.

2, the groom and the best man, please listen carefully, things that can be solved with red envelopes are not a problem, as long as you give more red envelopes, the door will be open.

3, the groom wants to enter the door, the red envelope is indispensable, just said something good, the door will not open, if you want to pick up the girl, just leave a red envelope.

Before marriage, she was mine. After marriage, she is yours. Please be kind to her, or we will make your fist harder than four hands.

There are many humorous shouts about the bridegroom's marriage blocking the door. For example, the moon represents your heart, giving red envelopes, receiving red envelopes, opening doors and so on.

Second, the groom blocked the door.

1, the groom should shout three times: "Sister Chang 'e, Pig Bajie is coming to pick up the bride! "

2. Recite the following commitments in an expressive way. Bold words must be shouted at double volume. The words in brackets don't have to be read, but they must meet the requirements in brackets. How hard is it for the groom to get married? After marriage, I only love you, absolutely spoil you, and never cheat you. I promise to do everything I promise you, and I will tell you everything in my heart. I will never bully you with 1000, let alone scold you. I will always believe you. If someone dares to bully you, I will come out as soon as possible to help you beat him. You are happy, I am happy with you, but you are not happy. This sentence must be matched with action. ) I dress up as a pig to make you happy. I think you are the most beautiful in my life. I will still think so in my next life. I will see you in my dream every day! In my heart (singing with the classic lyrics of Tang Yan in A Chinese Odyssey), there is only you!

3. Answer the following questions. If the bride is satisfied, the answer is correct. If the answer is wrong, punish the groom, sing a love song or say a sweet word.

(1), when did you first meet the bride?

(2) How did you first confess to the bride?

(3) What impressed me most when I was in love?

(4) Use the word 10 to describe the current mood.

(5) Say six reasons for letting the bride let you in.

4. How to embarrass the groom when getting married? When reading the marriage agreement, the bride will ask some questions. The answers are all in the marriage agreement, and the groom must find out and answer these questions to ensure that the groom has read the agreement carefully before signing it, rather than signing it casually.

(1), tell me what the kissing process is like.

(2) What should the husband do when quarreling on the phone?

(3) What should a wife do during pregnancy?

(4) Find Article 1 of Chapter 4 of the Agreement and make a commitment.

(5) Find out the factors that make the agreement effective, and take practical actions to make the agreement effective. Bride to bride game.

5. Sign the marriage agreement.

Third, the groom talks at home.

1, come to pick up the bride, open the door and give out red envelopes!

2. Sister, if you open the door boldly, my brother will give you a red envelope.

Barney, honey, open the door. . . Here comes the red envelope. . . No, I'm leaving.

I will cherish every minute with you in the future. I will try my best to make your life better. I will give you all my passbook and ID card, and the rest of my life will be in your hands. No matter how many wrinkles the years leave on your face, I will accompany you to the old age.

5, wife, I only love you in this life, I will integrate you into my life, love you with everything I have, care for you, love you, believe me, come with me! My wife.

Today, I choose you as my wife. From now on, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will love and cherish you until the end of time.

7, wife, I only love you in this life, I will integrate you into my life, love you with everything I have, care for you, love you, believe me, come with me! My wife.

8. I will cherish every minute with you in the future. I will try my best to make you live a better life. I will give you my passbook and my ID card, and the rest of my life will be in your hands. No matter how many wrinkles the years leave on your face, I will accompany you to the old age.

Emotional intelligence is the key to whether a person can win the favor of others at once, and whether a person's emotional intelligence is high or not can be shown when talking with others. Therefore, if the groom wants to make a good impression on the guests and relatives and friends of the bride, he should not only shout out his goal today, but also shout out his love for the bride, and make others feel happy and boldly confess to the bride in a humorous way.