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Talk about the collapse of the final exam.

I'm going to take a Xinjiang name, Zhebuhui Nayebuhui Quanbuhui, after the final exam.

2. The feelings I want are simple and clean, and there is no deception and no end

3. I have never loved you in the rest of my life. Because I can deeply feel that on the way to the paradise of love, there are colorful birds and flowers. Even if the flowers fade, I still believe that "falling red is not a heartless thing, but turning into spring mud protects the flowers more." Yes, a thousand years is really a bit too long for you and me. None of us can wait for the happy ending of that day.

4. Xiao Zhang, 6 points. In a flash, the sound was like thunder, which made me upset.

5. Meet whale sharks in South Africa and meet Ceylon's tears

6. With such achievements, I have no face to see my parents.

7. I stand on the street and don't wait for anyone.

8. It doesn't matter if I fail in the exam, just successfully counterattack; It doesn't matter if you are lovelorn, just try to bloom; It doesn't matter if you fall, just do it again.

9. After all, you can't be affectionate enough for a long time. After all, she is the one you love.

1. grades are like a slide. it is difficult to climb up, but it takes only a moment to slide down.

11. The college entrance examination is nothing but to prove that the money my parents spent on me was not wasted.

12. I want to accompany you from novelty to a sense of belonging and security

13. Life is a tragedy, and you can continue to cry at the same time

14. Some people will be cold if you don't contact for a while. Some people, once every few years, will still be moved.

15. I like dreaming about you because all your smiles are just for me. It's really good to fail the final exam. Talk about 2

16. Actually, I don't know if you really like me, but I hope all the happiness you have with me is true. Although we are no longer together

17. Actually, I'm quite good. Do you want to try to like me

18. Things are not Microsoft's original intention. My ideal is that everyone who fails the exam uses the Windows operating system, and the software that counts the number of people who fail the exam is Microsoft's product.

19. Why am I warm to you, but you are so cold to me?

2. Happy, like the Journey to the West, you can catch it every time, but you can't eat it

21. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the exam range is wider than the sky!

22. People die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are only their own shadows, and they spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves. ".

23. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting between life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing while I am previewing.

24. The exam is not about falling in love. Please don't flirt. The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

25. Examination is a teacher's magic weapon. Achievement is the lifeblood of students. I don't care about your magic weapon, don't care about my life!

26. Two hours later, I went out of the examination room and met my classmates. * * * Sad.

27. I hate it when people talk to me about English. I can't understand what I say.

28. Although you failed in the college entrance examination, I don't blame you, because you tried your best. Don't cry. Try again next year!

3. Recommend the mood after failing the final exam. Talk about humorous sentences related to the final exam. Talk about friends who are in a bad mood. (6 sentences)

Talk about friends who are in a bad mood after failing the final exam (Part 1)

1. It's me, who forced you to stay, but couldn't keep your heart.

2. I wanted to turn my life into a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days have become my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

3. They were once ambiguous. When were they ambiguous?

4. Those beautiful things, those memories, those fantasies and those thoughts will become nightmares.

5. cherish the people who are kind to you, and don't wait for your heart to be broken and patched together with apologies. If you lose it, you can't find it anywhere. I left, and I couldn't get in touch with the Internet. Don't wait for others to be gone before you know each other's good. There is an embarrassing word called "it's too late".

6. I don't want to talk to you, my remarks have been changed, and my special concern has been cancelled. It's time to let myself go. Life is not just about love.

7. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, there are cold pains behind it. No matter how happy the person is, there are also helpless difficulties in his heart. No one's life is easy. Laughing at others means laughing at himself, and respecting others means respecting himself.

8. Don't let sadness pale your mind, and don't let melancholy gaunt your face.

9. don't take it out to feed the dog, just keep it for yourself and live a good life. Don't hold any hope for people who have nothing to do with it. It's meaningless and empty, leaving only your own bitterness.

1. Everyone who doesn't know how to love will meet someone who knows how to love, then experience a heartbreaking love, and then part. Later, those who don't know how to love slowly understand, know how to love, but dare not love again.

11. A toast to your carelessness and a toast to my self-love. You and I will be strangers from now on, and we will never meet again.

12. Never show your weakness to others; Never tell others about your mess; Because no one will think you are pitiful at all, only that you are incompetent and useless.

13. If time has an end, my love will end.

14. I remember all the sadness and twists and turns along the way. I haven't forgotten them, and I dare not forget them.

15. You are lonely because you want someone to care about you and don't want to be disturbed too much.

16. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectations in my heart.

17. Actually, I'm just waiting for someone who can take care of you, so that I can walk with peace of mind.

18. Once upon a time, I thought I had found the happiness I wanted, but when I gave it without reservation, I found that it had always been my wishful thinking.

19. Don't accept all the grievances, don't always bite your teeth in the dark and try to be brave alone, don't always be afraid to refuse others, don't always be afraid to trouble others, and don't always let your kindness hurt yourself.

2. We are like superficial needles, turning and turning, while watching the time go by in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do. Talk to friends who are in a bad mood after failing the final exam (Part II)

21. You are a proud island with your own castle. I am a tide that can't get ashore and can only surround you.

22. I was much disappointed on the way of growing up, and naturally I learned to defend myself. As a result, I resisted malice and blocked kindness, leaving only a tired and lonely body.

23. There was a feeling of helplessness and a feeling of helplessness.

24. When you do it right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

25. I gradually realized that many things can be met but not sought, and they don't belong to me, so why bother to care desperately.

26. Reason tells you to reinvent the wheel, while emotion urges you to make the last attempt.

27. My tears stayed and watered the soft grass below. I wonder if the next year will bring out memories and worries. (Author: Gu Zhen)

28. I hope that after you have cried, you will cool your heart and show your ruthlessness better.

29. If you can't get into the world, don't squeeze hard. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

3. A person can't leave, but because he doesn't want to go away; A person stands up because he doesn't want to keep the appointment. All excuses are nonsense and are used to cover up his unwillingness to sacrifice.

31. Everyone has an incomplete story in his heart, and every story has an unforgettable person.

32. When I was a child, I felt like it was enough. As I grew up, I found it useless to just like it. You should have enough patience and courage to catch disappointment again and again, and in the end, you will find that there is not even like it.

33. Work hard, not to impress anyone, nor to show it to anyone, but to make yourself capable of jumping out of the circle you hate at any time, and have the right to choose and live your life in the way you like.

34. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

35. It turns out that children who are involved with words are never happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the skylight and refusing to come back after wandering to the skylight.

36. It's not that I don't miss you, but that I'm afraid of being romantic; It's not that I don't miss it, but that I'm afraid I'll never get back.

37. If one day, I disappear from your world, will you suddenly wake up in the middle of the night and think of me crying?

38. "Do you believe in eternal love?" "I believe it." "Have you ever owned it?" "Not yet." "Then why do you believe it?" "If you believe it, you will be happier."

39. You envy the beauty of others, but you are reluctant to spend money. You envy others' income and don't want to invest. You envy everything others have, but you dare not try anything, because you only dream and don't do it, so you only have envy.

4. It's better to say with matches. She said that men are all lower-body animals. Those men keep telling you that they will give you happiness in the second half of your life, but they actually mean happiness in the second half of your life. Talk to a circle of friends who are in a bad mood when they fail the final exam (Part III)

41. Behind everything that goes with the flow is an effort that they want to change but can't. Behind every free and easy, there is a reluctance. Before letting go, there is a struggle. Everyone has unspeakable secrets in his heart.

42. The older you get, the more you learn to let nature take its course. I don't want to keep anything, and I believe that what is right will not leave. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability, and let nature take its course. When you meet more people, you will understand who is worth cherishing with your life and who is only suitable for detours.

43. People who are afraid of being hurt will never catch true happiness; People who are afraid of harm will always be hurt intentionally or unintentionally by others.

44. It took me a long time to learn that the best ending with some people is not to hear from each other.

45. Love always begins with beauty. It doesn't make sense.

46. As long as you look back, I'm really willing to forget the pain and tolerate you.

47. You advised me not to drink, as if you cared about me, but didn't know that the reason why I drank was you. You advised me not to stay up late, as if you cared about me, but didn't know that you were the reason why I stayed up late.

48. There will always be times in your life when your heart has been turned upside down, but in the eyes of others, you are just a little more silent than usual, and no one will be surprised. This kind of war is doomed to be alone.

49. Cupid, please don't joke with me. I'm not good at it.

5. Worrying is an unspeakable pain, but there is joy in it.

51. Everyone's life is different. Don't impose your values on others. The best courtesy is to mind your own business.

52. You suddenly don't love someone who has been in love for a long time. After listening to songs for a long time, you suddenly stop listening to them. You suddenly change the habit you have cultivated for many years. After all, time is stronger than love.

53. Diffuse sadness covers the scenery outside the window of the soul.

54. People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is hell, we will run rampant together.

55. The seas are dry and the rocks are rotten, and the earth is long and the sky is short. In our age, love is right, youth is wrong, which youth is not absurd, and which love is not hurt. Fortunately, there is later; Fortunately, I will grow up and let go.

56. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pear blossoms, it will never bear apples. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a rainbow hanging high in the sky, no one can touch it forever.

57. I am used to pretending to be indifferent, but I don't really care about anything. I also want someone to see through my bravado and give me a big hug.

58. If I could go back in time, I would still choose to know you. Although I will be scarred, no one can give me warm memories in my heart. Thank you for coming to my world.

59. In fact, the real farewell didn't come from the ancient Changting Road, and I didn't persuade you to have a glass of wine closer. Instead, he stayed yesterday in the morning as usual.

6. Don't be a victim and tell everyone about your misfortune. One day, you will understand that your grievances should be digested by yourself. You don't have to tell your story to everyone. Few people really understand you. Most people will stand in their own position and peek at your jokes. What you can do is to hide the secret and become stronger step by step. The slogan of the final exam

1. Welcome to the exam with civilization, health, happiness and integrity.

2. sharpen a sword in the cold window for nine years, only when he wins the championship!

3. Don't take chances. Cheating is strictly prohibited.

4. study hard and be serious.

5. Difficulties and hardships, Yu Ruyu's sprint to test who I am.

6. strive for excellent results with strength and show a good style of study with integrity.

7. I can't help the wind and rain. How can I see the rainbow to reward my diligence and struggle without regret?

8. Remember the exam discipline, and don't lose big because of small things.

9, one person is honest and one person stands, and the world is prosperous with honesty.

1. I have Ling Yunzhi, the other mountains all appear dwarfs under the sky.. Bao Jianfeng sharpened his sword, and plum blossom fragrance came from bitter cold.

11. Take the senior high school entrance examination with ease and realize your ideal dream.

12. Honesty is a flame, giving people hope and warmth; Honesty is a mirror, giving people a gauge and a mirror.

13. Only by grasping today's struggle can we win tomorrow's splendor.

14. Ten years of grinding sword comes out today, and no one can stop it.

15. Promote honesty and purity of campus atmosphere.

16. Integrity in details is especially true, and purity in the mind is even more precious.

17. Open your eyes and start to compete. Open your eyes and learn to turn off the lights.

18. Don't let go of any omissions or give up any hope.

19. Analyze calmly and take the exam calmly.

2, stick to the integrity of the soul, improve the taste of life.

21. The dream is near, and the road is not far. Use your heart and have no regrets.

22. Where there is a will, there is a way. If you burn your bridges, 12 Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu.