Interesting self-introduction lines

Humor always keeps you away from strangers. In any case, as long as you are humorous enough, you must be an outstanding class. The following are the funny self-introduction lines I compiled, I hope you like them!

Excerpts from funny self-introduction lines 1. Next, the moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed, and the fish sink and the geese fall. A gifted scholar looks like a fairy, a well-proportioned tree, a Pan An, a pear flower, and the nickname "Heaven and earth are omnipotent, beauty and wisdom coexist, classic and lively incarnation of Tang!" Bo! Tiger!

2. I look like Pan An, I am superior to Guan Yu, I outsmart Kong Ming, I know astronomy above and geography below, I speak eloquently, I start writing, I know Yin and Yang, I know the special door, I know armor, I am a great hero, a great hero, a great swordsman and a great master. I am called a landslide, a backward water and a wave catcher. Handsome? Ah ~ ~

3. Hello, everyone! Welcome to our Dalian. I am the most talented, handsome, elegant, tall and powerful tourist in Dalian. It is said that I am a ghost, a combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of hero and chivalry. Everyone loves me and sees my car. Driver, I can do whatever I want, and so can the guests, hehe.

4. The United States is in financial crisis, Russia bullies Ukraine, Japan engages in military exercises, and China people resist genetic modification; Huang Hai Bo is involved in pornography, Guo Meimei is involved in gambling, and Fang Zuming is involved in drugs. Many friends are rats, but these have nothing to do with me. My name is XXX, and I come from the earth. I hope to be friends with you. Thank you!

My name is XXX, and I am your tour guide in Dalian. You can call me Xiao X. I'm glad to meet you in this vast sea of people. I believe this is our destiny. As the saying goes, it takes hundreds of years to build a boat, and it takes us a hundred years to build a car. Since everyone met me in Dalian to serve everyone, I will definitely let everyone have a good time. I hope our service can make you feel that it is not difficult to stay at home for 1000 days and go out.

6. Mu Fei, 19 years old, male, unmarried. Born in1June, 987, the specific birth coordinates are 197. 36 degrees and 5 degrees east longitude. 55 degrees. Birthplace: The first thing I did after I was born in the hospital was to cry. Why? Because when I opened my eyes, I saw two people talking and laughing there. I wonder, who did I make laugh at me? 1987 February, full moon, many people came to celebrate my birthday, and many people gave me red envelopes. At that time, I was young, greedy for money and lustful. Of course, it is red. When I opened it, I was dizzy. I was only 10 yuan. I am very distressed: you are so few, you think I am a three-year-old child (it seems that I just had a full moon).

7. Hi, what is my name? Mutton kebabs? I am a cow. What a coincidence. I have one, too? Bull temper? And introverted. I have a wide range of hobbies: reading, writing and painting, which are my strengths. I have my own blog. Nerd? It seems that I am already a well-dressed scholar. I have published nearly 30 compositions, mine? Home? Now I am a member of Class 405. Come to my house more often when you are free. Surprise is waiting for you!

I always thought that as long as I kept a low profile, no one would recognize me as a handsome guy, but I was wrong. A cool man like me is like a firefly in the dark and a gold bar in the field, so bright and prominent, especially my melancholy eyes, messy hair style, 9.5 thin cigarettes in my mouth and half a pack of Want Want Snow Cake exposed in my trouser pocket.

9 .？ Farewell my concubine? (Shouting loudly) This is my family name. Hello, my name is Ji Hao. Gender, male, just after the year of birth. Some people say I am handsome, thank you. I used to be a great people's teacher, at the same time, I also promise that I will be as meticulous and responsible as a people's teacher in my future work! Thank you all.

10. Hello! My name is-what's the word? Is it fate to meet? . Since we are destined to meet in class, we have met some classmates and become friends. I hope we can continue to encourage each other and grow together. We have the deepest friendship in the flower season and the rainy season, and we are very happy to be classmates with you. I hope everyone will help each other in their studies in the future.

Funny self-introduction lines recommended 1. Male 28 years old 1. 73 meters, junior high school, unmarried, non-urban hukou, suona team artist, 5 tile houses, three links, monthly income above 600 yuan, passbook, not much. Looking for people under 26. 1. If a woman over 60 meters is beautiful, knows music and cares about her family, I will write back. If I don't come back, I will lose my musical cells.

2. An actor, unmarried, 37 years old, loves the party, loves his job and is dedicated. He has appeared in several films, including The Story of a Pig, The Story of Another Pig and The Story of the Last Pig. He devoted half his life to China's artistic career, so he was financially strapped. I want to find a woman (preferably an actress) who has the same experience as me to spend a sunny day together.

3. The patient, a 35-year-old male, was infertile due to kidney disease and severe prostate disease. Please note that he is just infertile. Unmarried, university, suburban hukou, average income, good height and appearance. Find an unmarried female patient who looks good but can't have children (even infertile women can) and lead a hard life.

4. Male, born in 20XX, 1. 66 meters, handsome, smart, with a sense of humor, suffering from polio, his right foot is a little weak, and he can ride a bicycle, which does not affect his work and life. His home has two rooms and one living room, and it has heating (in summer), and his life is still very good (which means he can live for a few years). Looking for unmarried young women under the age of 25 with the same fate, good-looking, understanding, junior high school education or above.

Made in China in 5.20xx, with a length of 176cm and a net weight of 63kg, it adopts artificial intelligence system, with complete parts and stable operation. After 20 years of operation, it is a trustworthy product with complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people (only women) to jointly develop the second generation products. . . . . .

6. Made in China, with a total length of 65,438+083cm and a net weight of 68kg, 20xx adopts advanced artificial intelligence technology and has complete procedures. After 24 years of operation, all parts are stable and reliable products, which can be returned indefinitely. Due to the development needs, we sincerely invite like-minded people (women only) to exchange research together, strive for cooperation and successfully build the next generation of products!

7. Male 38 years old 1. 69 meters, unmarried, key undergraduate (only a few points away), brilliant achievements (as a monitor in primary school), now a working girl, working in a multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), well paid (not late and leaving 800 yuan early), with a house (many people have real estate licenses), a car (non-motor vehicles) and a generous passbook (more than 3 mm), looking for a 25-year-old.

Ma Zhimin, as the name implies, is an ambitious young man. He is 27 years old. He has a good appearance, figure, thoughts and love, but his education is poor and his economy is average. He has never done anything important. The only thing commendable is that he hates the Japanese. He surfed the Internet twice a week, ate hot pot last Sunday, and wanted to find a healthy, financially strong person with a bachelor's degree or above. He also hated Japanese purebred China women as his wife.

9. Jiang Nanjun, 38 years old, college degree, widowed. I am an elegant person, it would be great to be good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting! Love literature, write for a magazine, live in three rooms, including kitchen and bathroom. Business is not predestined. If you are under the age of 30, you are gentle and lovely, and virgins are preferred, your letter will be answered.

10. A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, he feeds pigs at home and earns a considerable income. Now he wants to find a height of 1 A Liang Yongqi registered women over 70 meters (the original version is of course the best) will get married on a first-come-first-served basis.

Funny self-introduction lines featured actors: A and B are played by a man and a woman respectively, and they should be funny, humorous, humorous and humorous.

Props: A chair is enough.

A&B: Now the two of us will give you a little show: Double Spring.

The biggest feature of this program is all talk and no action.

The other one can only talk, not talk.

A: Generally speaking, girls talk a lot.

B: Generally speaking, boys are active and don't like to talk.

A: That's right. Let me tell you something.

B: I'll do it.

A: what I said was great.

I did a good job.

What did I say?

I can do whatever I want.

I speak very quickly.

What I did.

Ok, let's have a try. I said the mountain is high and the water is long, crossing the Yalu River.

B: (Action) Raise your left hand and wave your right hand forward. Turn left with your left leg.

It's that simple?

I don't understand. This is called the beauty of style and language. Simple and clear, you can understand it at a glance.

A: Then I said fly across the Pacific Ocean.

B: (Action) Spread your wings and fly.

A: Is it?

Yes, here we are.

A: Hey! You can do it.

B: You can't beat me anyway. We can do whatever you say.

A: When I say eat, drink and sleep-

B: (Action) Eat, drink and sleep. Simple, simple, piece of cake? .

A: Cut the gossip and let's get down to business-

Party A and Party B take their positions, and Party A indicates that Party B will begin to perform:

It is said that girls love to dress up when they are old. In fact, you don't even know that this boy likes to dress up when he is old. It's just that my dressing skills are not high enough, and I'm a little embarrassed, so I can't show my hand to everyone often. Today is a holiday, and my girlfriend has an appointment to meet. This is no small matter, so we can't be careless. I will spend 12 minutes, using all the skills I learned while secretly observing other girls' dressing up. I will dress up myself, so that we can become beautiful, too. Do it quickly before anyone is here. Wash your face left and right, wash your face left and right, wash your face up and down, wash your face up and down.

B:? I quit, this face is not jeans, not a rag movie, it is almost washed out, why do you have to dress up! ?

A:? Stop washing, stop washing, and start combing your hair? .

This kind of hair is very important for combing hair. Combed, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, oh, oh, forget it. In a word, we should take it seriously.

Hairstyle design is the key. Hair styles are changing too fast now, which is really dazzling. Twists and turns? Just passed? Explosive? Just rushed to the top of the head, left-handed, right-handed, left-handed, right-handed, shawl with big flowers and small flowers, colorful, curly hair, long hair, party, dynamic, artistic, modern, short hair romantic is the most popular type, characterized by less and less, less and less, less and less, less and less.

I'm bald, so I can't see my girlfriend!