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Do you have a jingle for killing pigs?

Killing pigs in rural areas is a jingle:

The word "Killing Year Pig" is a jingle: In the middle of winter, first frost is everywhere, and Killing Year Pig welcomes the festive season. Bold children watch the fun, and grandpa boils water. Firecrackers are accompanied by the howling of pigs, and the butcher's skill of killing pigs is unique. Call friends for drinks, and Five Blessingg will pick them up.

Washing the pot, no water, no firewood. Don't rush him when he is mature, he will become beautiful when the heat is enough. Huangzhou good pork, the price is as cheap as dirt. You refuse to eat, the poor don't know how to cook. In the morning, you get up and cook two bowls, which are so full that you can't even eat them.

Drive the pigs out of the pigsty, tie four of them to a rope, and two people lift the bench to hold the pig's head and tail and stab it in the heart.

Wash the pot, drain a little water, burn firewood and weeds to contain the fire, and simmer with a virtual fire that does not emit flames. Wait for it to mature slowly, don't rush it. When the heat is enough, it will naturally taste delicious. Huangzhou has such good pork, but the price is as cheap as dirt; The rich refuse to eat, and the poor can't cook. I get up in the morning and cook two bowls. Never mind that I'm full.