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How to evaluate the fencing of westerners?

People from Yi Xi came to Wan Li from Tianzhu. There are dozens of small countries, and the country has soldiers. It's called Lai Dabing. Lai Dabing has no benevolence and righteousness, only the way of ghosts and gods. Before each expedition, he must recite the Book of Changes in chorus, and then enthusiastically translate it into a divine clap.

The taste depends on the fighting soldiers picking up a sword on the ground, claiming to be God's blessing, gathering twelve or thirteen people around a round table and calling themselves kings. For a woman who is jealous of the wind, the servant and father kill each other, which is actually a beautiful talk on the other hand.

There are two ways to rely on the art of war. One is to cheat equestrian, which is the method of clothing, and the other is to stick mud, which is the art of fighting.

Sticking mud is not good enough. Both sides are heavily armored, so it is forbidden to stab them in advance. Instead, they cut each other's armor with a blunt knife. There may be a scuffle. This is also unbearable. Think of exhaustion as negative.

There are three ways to ride a horse.

First of all, the wolf's den is well known. The wolf's den has a sword, which is more than four feet long and has a side branch. It's like China's halberd, but it's big. Among the Yi people in ancient western China, some famous people called them "the son of a raccoon dog", while others called them "evil spirits". It is rumored that they are masters of this skill, but they have been dead for six or seven hundred years, and this skill has been dead for a long time. Twenty or thirty years ago, a busybody got two pieces of sword music in a ruined temple and practiced it according to the music. Now it is becoming popular.

This sword is too big to carry around, which is very inconvenient. If you carry it in chariots and horses, it is not as useful and far as spears and spurge, which is neither fish nor fowl. In fact, it is useless to the country.

In the past, when this thing flourished, a western country lost its soldiers, and every slave had six or seven people taking turns to bear the soldiers' armor. When getting cold feet, foreign soldiers fought alone with weapons, while foreign slaves watched with a smile.

Secondly, a common weapon of the Yi people, wet pull, is a three-foot long narrow knife with a small hand shield at the end. When foreign soldiers were fighting, they were carrying a wet spear and a short spear. At first, they exchanged fire with the short spear. Their goal was poor, and neither of them hit it, so they gave up their spears and went forward to attract each other with wet spears.

When the two sides fight, they often stay where they are. They first use posture to guard against it, and then take turns to cut each other's blades, which is very lively. Usually the first break is negative, so Yi Xi is extremely difficult. Take a hard knife and run to tell each other.

Finally, for keen eyes, a very slender iron sign was planted in a big iron bowl with an inverted button, and both sides held the iron sign and stabbed each other. Because the iron tags are thin and soft, they often hit each other dozens of times. The hooligans in his country love to use it.

Westerners are narrow and lascivious. In the West, it is normal for men to be lascivious to women. The slogan is one for all, and all for one. It's really immoral.

The savage woman is proud of it, and her husband is afraid to ask, but if the adulterers don't meet, they will kill each other with sharp eyes, and many people will die within a year.

Sharp eyes are also very portable. When she walks around the city, she often touches people and destroys things, which in turn will lead to fights. Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for the Queen Mother of the West to issue orders to ban them many times.

This kind of swordsmanship of Xiyi has a competition every year, which is called Fish hide the sword Drama by Xiyi, and it is also a classic of Zhuan Xu stabbing the king of Wu. A brave man should be as brave as the wind and thunder. He can still shake distant countries after 1000 years.