Funny party notice

1. The wind blows back the heart of blessing, and the rain brings the line of sight of expectation. I have tightened the friendship complex and look forward to our reunion one day!

2. Recalling the youth, four years of classmates' friendship, you and I still have the same heart, smile, youth and brilliance! Let's get together at our alma mater on October 1st to renew our friendship!

3. The birthday party can't be done without you. Send a short message to invite you to attend, bring happiness, bring happiness, take your best wishes, attend on time, and wait for you.

4. I am forty years old this year, and I am not confused until I am forty. Friends have been friends for many years, and today we get together for a birthday party to talk about that year. Don't refuse to invite sincerely, and be sincere forever!

5. Leaders: Comrade Lu Jin Liang, senior manager of China N Group, came to Shanghai to guide the work. Our department plans to hold a banquet in Jing 'an Temple at 6: this evening. I hope leaders will take the time to attend.

6. Recalling my youth and the friendship of X years, my heart remains the same, the sound of the waves remains the same, my smile remains the same, my youth remains the same, and my brilliance remains the same! Let's get together in X, xx, and renew our friendship!

7. You, who are known as flowers bloom and people laugh, are indispensable for happy events on New Year's Eve, and Pepsi is even more wonderful! I hope you can come to my birthday party, and let's laugh without worry!

8. Without your birthday, it's just like without the sweetness of cake; Without the warmth of candlelight; Surprise without gifts; No feeling of happiness. If you don't come to my birthday, it's up to you. You must come.

9. Red candles, red wishes and red friendship are lit; Flash eyes, flash thoughts, flash true love. On my birthday, please talk about yearning and get drunk.

1. I sincerely invite you to meet me, all of you are brothers and sisters. In a thousand words, everyone gets drunk when wine is not intoxicating; Today, I have to join hands again, but my heart is full of tears; I hope you will come with deep affection and friendship, and whoever doesn't come will kneel down.

11. The breeze and the bright moon are rewarded by * *, and the mountains and rivers are looking forward to knowing each other. Wine and food are shared, and happy days are waiting for you. Dear friends, I sincerely invite you to a birthday party hosted by me somewhere on a certain day, and I am waiting for you.

12. For my younger brother's birthday, I held a wedding banquet and invited my older brother to celebrate his birthday, eat, drink, and have fun. I want your blessing, a red envelope, a red envelope, and a blessing. If you don't come, I will be in a hurry with you!

13. Today, birds are crowing, and happy events are coming again. My face is full of smiles. My birthday has arrived, and the banquet is ready. I hope you will arrive on time. Don't forget your wishes. Greet with smiles. Friends will definitely arrive. Let's laugh together.

14. After soliciting the opinions of most students, it is decided to hold the reunion of the class for 2 years after graduation on October 1st! Dear classmates, come on, 2 years have passed, don't make the party pale because of your absence! Let's relive the good memories of the past!

15. Dear, my birthday is coming soon. We are so familiar, there is no need to mention money to congratulate me. Just come to the birthday party on time. If you stand me up. Hum! Your mobile phone number will appear on major dating websites, so it's up to you!

16. Your blessing is a touch of rainbow, which makes my sky beautiful. Your greeting is a clear spring, nourishing your heart; Your arrival is a pistachio, and I will be so happy that I will forget myself; Today is my birthday. I hope you can attend on time. Thank you for coming.

17. Find some space, find some time, and come to my house with happiness. I have prepared a gift. My family has been planning for a long time, and my birthday is coming, and my work is busy. Tell my superiors, please take a holiday and come to my house and wait for you.

18. Please take good safety measures to avoid safety accidents. Everyone is an adult and should know how to protect themselves. If there is an accident, you will bear the responsibility yourself. Other people participating in the activity and the promoters of the activity have no responsibility.

19. Both men and women, please prepare their own activity funds for AA system in 68 yuan (more or less). Students who are engaged are allowed to cover the expenses of this activity and are willing to help other students pay the expenses. Students who have covered the expenses can get the naming rights of this activity.

2, fellow students: Time flies, and years are confusing. Although there is little news between classmates, the feelings of missing are always there. Today, we will have a small gathering at Xinglong Garden Chess and Card Center at 2 pm this Saturday. I hope to take a break and come to attend. Big monsters have no demons to laugh at, and mahjong has vocal music.

21. Many years ago tomorrow, I came to this beautiful world, and I began to feel the warmth of family, the preciousness of friendship and the delicacy of love. Hehe, my dear friend, I'm having a birthday party tomorrow, and I look forward to your arrival. Be there or be square, and don't get drunk!

22. Dear, dear, my birthday is coming. I'm going to hold a small party at my house at 7: this Friday night. I sincerely invite you to attend. Feel free to give me gifts. Let's invite a dozen people. Just us guys fooling around together, you must come.

23. Mountains and seas can block each other, but they can't block our thoughts; Distance can pull you and me apart, but it can't pull away sincere friendship; Time can forget the past, but can't forget forever friends. On xx, xx, xx students from XX School met their alma mater, expecting us to meet again!

24, 1 years are two boundless years apart, never seeing each other, forgetting each other, a hundred miles apart from Qinhuai, nowhere to tell your heart. If we are tired of meeting each other, we will drink it up and raise it up. Last night, I was still in class, and I was busy writing. When I thought of materialization, I only cried a thousand lines. Remember to meet every year, the fifth day, next to Taicheng.

25. In order to respond to the national laws and regulations, please don't drive your own motor vehicle to avoid that driving after drinking for two days will affect your normal work. You can drive by bike, carriage, ox cart or walk, and oppose the extravagance and waste of taking a taxi.

26. A mother's love is great, and a father's love is like a mountain. Parents' kindness is hard to repay. As children, we can only repay them with filial piety. Today is my mother's 7th birthday, and I especially invite you to my home for a birthday party. * * * I wish her a happy old man's house and a long life! You are such a filial person, waiting for your arrival!

Those who entered the school in the 197s and 198s will never forget the song "Young friends come to meet", because we firmly believe that glory belongs to the new generation in the 198s. We also promised that we would meet again in 2 years, but in an unguarded moment, 2 years will come in a blink of an eye.

28. The affection from generation to generation continues, accompanied by a cup of joy, and the enthusiasm of one cavity is piled up, and the days are lost day by day. On the day when I was happy to have a son, I invited my friends to drink together, and the friendship sublimated and the years witnessed. Thank you for bringing more luck and good luck.

29. Students participating in the activity should report the trend to their families in advance and ask for leave from their families in advance (especially for fear that their wives and husbands will be tortured for half an hour when they come home from work late). During the activity, it is not allowed to ask other students to prove that they are on the table with their classmates but not in bed with others.

3, birthday candles, shining with blessings; Birthday champagne reflects warmth; Birthday cake, wrapped in beauty, birthday laughter, condensed with friendship! Today is my birthday. I sincerely invite you to spend this wonderful moment with me. Let's wish each other peace, health and happiness!

31. It's my birthday on Sunday, August 15th, 212. I hereby send out an invitation letter, and sincerely invite all friends and relatives to attend. At that time, all kinds of famous wines, fruit drinks and snacks will be available. Please make arrangements for the day's trip and bring your families. Please attend. Thank you very much.

32. Time is like a song. Before you know it, people are already half a hundred. Thank you, friends and relatives, for accompanying me through this unforgettable journey of life. In order to repay your kindness, a small reunion banquet was held at XX Hotel on X, X, X, X, and I sincerely invite your close friends and relatives to get together and talk about their feelings! I wish you all a happy family, happiness and peace.

33. Dear classmates, after four years of being classmates, they are as warm as yesterday and still stay in my heart. Sorrow and joy of the years, vaguely like a dream, I hope to remember you and me! Let's meet again in xx on xx, will you come? A pair of eager eyes and young hearts were waiting for

34, especially this second short message, because it was after April Fool's Day, Kai Hao called me soon after reading it, suspecting that it was a joke on April Fool's Day. Singapore dollar later described that when I first saw the text message, I decided that it was wrong, because the title was leaders, and I was going to delete it. After careful reading, it was wrong. Ha ha.

35. Hello, classmates! Time flies, the sun and the moon fly, and we have graduated for ten years in a blink of an eye. Ten years have passed, and life has changed. Dear classmates, do you often remember our youth and miss the innocent feelings between classmates? How many students are looking forward to getting together again and talking about their feelings of separation!

36. When the annual birthday comes, the birthday girl smiles and invites the lucky stars and wealthy stars to get together. Come on, you two, what are you waiting for? Invitations have been sent to you two. Be there or be square, Ah Fu and Cai, the ones who received my birthday invitation, will live happily forever and have rich financial resources. Funny quotations from class reunion

1. Last time I went home by bus, I met a big brother and said to his son, I beat your grandmother when I was twelve. You are ten years old, but you still can't beat your mother. A big brother next to him went up and gave him a kick. "Do you educate your children like this?"? I said badminton.

2. When I was in college, I once overspent my living expenses, so I borrowed money from my roommate. My classmate didn't say whether to borrow it or not. He smiled at me and asked me, Do you think my face is clean? I looked at it carefully and said, it's not dirty, it's quite clean. The classmate said with a smile: My pocket is cleaner than my face.

3. Recently, the head of our dormitory had a little tinea on his ass. Last night, he came back late, so he didn't turn on the light for fear of affecting us. After washing, he put Dakening on the bed. Suddenly, he heard a deep and powerful roar from the head: I turned on the light, and I was surprised to see the head with a tube of shoe polish in one hand and a black ass with a shiny black one ...

4. Kindergarten started. At this time, there was only one child crouching in the corner, who was very calm. The teacher was ready to give him a good compliment. As soon as he approached, the child grabbed the teacher's mobile phone with lightning speed and didn't even dial the number. He picked up the mobile phone and cried to it: Dad, come and save me! I was sold by my mother!

5. Three people went to the theatre, one was deaf, the other was blind and the other had a crooked neck. After watching the play, the actor asked them: How was the play? The deaf said: not bad, but there is no sound. The blind man said: it sucks, no one plays it at all! The crooked neck said: it's quite good, but the stage is a little crooked.

6. When I was a child, my parents took me home one day. When I was walking, they took me in the middle. I don't know which nerve took the wrong line. I started singing a song about finding a cigarette. My father just stared at me, but my mother went on to sing a sentence: I asked me to vomit blood at once, and there was a toad in the middle. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, B: I know, because it didn't develop well in the womb. A: Wrong B: Why is that? A: Because they ran too fast and hit their heads! B: Lie in the trough! ! ! I'm 19, weigh 8Kg, have eight abdominal muscles, and I'm not ugly. I'm the first in my class in basketball, the second in my table tennis, and the eighth in my final exam in dota ladder 2. I'm humorous and considerate for 21 years. Who can tell me why no boys like me?

9. My brother recently lost his love. The heartbroken man called his father in grief and indignation. Dad, I was almost crying with * * ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~. Good share! Don't worry, son. Dad will give you an extra 2 yuan this month. What is this 2 yuan for?

1. When I am old and my children ask me who your first love is, I don't want what I have to do to dig out an old photo album. I wish I could raise my finger to the other side of the room and say, He's sitting there.

11. Mom opened a box of beloved old clothes, called her daughter to look at them, and said, These are mom's favorite clothes. I'll leave them for you to wear when you grow up! In order not to spoil her mother's fun, the daughter said, mom, don't worry. When I have a daughter, I will give her this pile of clothes to wear!

12. Yesterday at the class reunion, I suddenly saw the goddess I had a crush on before, so I went to say hello to see if there was any chance. After chatting for a while, a child came over and pulled the goddess' clothes and said, Ma Ma, I want to go home. At that time, my face turned green. Later, I will talk to another classmate about the goddess and ask him which cow dung the goddess was inserted in and which pig arched it. Then I saw that the child came over and tugged at the classmate's clothes and said, Baba, Ma Ma let you pass

13. The parents you talked to in junior high school were impeccable. High school talk about parents kicking down the bridge. The university can't talk about the object, and parents are starting to make things out of nothing! Now, in order to achieve the effect of all arrows, we are constantly arranging blind dates in chains, and only when we meet can we know that the girls who make people unhappy look like all kinds of barbarian invasions! I finally got one, but someone stole it! Now, if no one has a bumper harvest, they can only become sworn friends with gay friends Taoyuan.

14. LZ is unlocked. Today, I received a phone call to unlock it. I set out immediately in a professional spirit and found that it was a young girl in her early twenties. I told her to open her 4-year-old. My sister first gave me a look with doubt, and then said, "You give way, you jumped up and the door opened." Said thank you. Don't drive. I'm a fucking mess. That's a woman.

15. My mother and my daughter-in-law are in jiaozi and watching a TV program to mediate the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. My daughter-in-law suddenly asked mom, what will you do if I treat you badly? My mother pointed a rolling pin at me, so I beat him every day, who told him not to pick a wife! Holy shit, am I getting shot while lying down?

16. On her birthday, he hurried to the restaurant 1 minutes late. She was very angry. He said there was a traffic jam on the road, and she said you lied to me. I saw you were 5 meters away from me with KK half an hour ago! He was speechless for a moment, when the waiter next to him said, "This gentleman just cooked in the kitchen himself, and her tears came down unwillingly." After that, the waiter glanced at him with a blush and secretly tidied up his messy hair.

17. One Friday afternoon, the teacher criticized: If the discipline in the class is still so poor, the whole class will stay collectively. Later, a female classmate said: teacher, you didn't understand the whole class when you had lunch, so the fierce girl asked again. The teacher said: yes. The fierce woman said very seriously: Have enough to eat ~ ~. < P > 18. The zoo manager called all the staff to lecture: Recent business.