Chinese classic funny advertising slogans

It costs NT$18 to appear fully clothed and NT$25 to appear naked.

——An advertising slogan designed by an advertising student for his father’s chicken stall

Will you lie on me?

——A certain mattress advertisement

Don’t be cheap, that kid!

——An advertisement for a flower shop during Valentine’s Day

Have you visited? Are you drifting? Let the bubbles dry!

——A advertisement for a certain washing powder

At first sight of the carillon

——An advertisement for a certain piano store

Please turn your eyes after dropping it Turn it several times so that the potion is spread all over the world.

——An advertisement for a certain eye drop

This product is the most attractive to the opposite sex, so it comes with a self-defense textbook.

——A certain perfume advertisement

Although it is a simple skill, it is indeed a top-notch skill.

——A certain barber shop advertisement

Please do not flirt with the woman coming out of our shop, she may be your grandmother.

——A beauty salon advertisement

Everything is included!

—— Advertisement for a bun shop

Well deserved!

——A pawn shop advertisement

Take people with hats!

——A certain hat advertisement

Nothing left!

——A barber shop advertisement

You are asking for trouble!

——A certain drug store advertisement

You don’t know each other if you don’t fight!

——A typewriter advertisement

The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your windows.

——A glasses advertisement

Get rid of the ‘spots’ as soon as possible, and don’t leave the ‘pimples’.

——A certain cosmetics advertisement

Print everything except banknotes.

——An advertisement for a printing company

Today, the roses in our store are the cheapest. You can even buy a few for your wife.

——A flower shop advertisement

Work hard without complaining, as long as you still have breath.

——A certain tire advertisement

The only drawback is that when running at 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear the nagging of the mother-in-law sitting in the back seat.

——A car advertisement

Clinton’s scandal was caused by not using this facial cleanser. If you don’t believe it, try it!

——A facial cleanser advertisement

Who can punish corruption? I!

——A certain refrigerator advertisement

When you visit our store, please take care of your wife!

——A jewelry store advertisement

We only sell comfort.

——A certain shoe factory

Come and dine! Otherwise we would all starve.

——A certain hotel

Don’t look down on me, just look down on me.

——A certain brand of electronic products