Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - English problem

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1. Business Hours

2. Office Hours

3. Entrance

4. Exit

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5. Push

6. Pull

7. Shut

8. On

9. Off

10. Open

11. Pause

12. Stop

13. Closed

14. Menu

15. Fragile

16. This Side Up

17. Introductions Description

18. One Street One-way street

19. Keep Right/Left

20. Buses Only Only buses and cars are allowed to pass

21. Wet Paint

22. Danger

23. Lost and Found

24. Give Way express goes first

25. Safety First safety first

26. Filling Station gas station

27. No Smoking

28. No Photos

29. No Visitors

30. No Entry

31. No Admittance

32. No Honking

33. Parting

34. Toll Free

35. F.F. Fast Forward

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36. Rew. Rewind

37. EMS (Postal) Express Delivery

38. Insert Here

39. Open Here

40. Split Here

41. Mechanical Help Vehicle Repair

42. "AA" Film Restricted to those under fourteen years old Watching movies

43. Do Not Pass prohibits overtaking

44. No U Turn prohibits U-turns

45. U Turn Ok

46. No Cycling in the School

47. SOS Emergency Signal

48. Hands Wanted Recruitment

49. Staff Only Only for employees of this department

50. No Litter Do not throw away debris

51. Hands Off Please do not touch with your hands

52. Keep Silence< /p>

53. On Sale

54. No Bills

55. Not for Sale

56. Pub hotel

57, Cafe, small restaurant

58, Bar bar

59, Laundry

60, Travel Agency Travel Agency

61. In Shade Place in a cool place

62. Ke

ep in Dark Place Keep away from light

63. Poison/drugs

64. Guard against Damp Moisture-proof

65. Beware of Pickpocket Beware of pickpockets

66. Complaint Box

67. For Use Only in Case of Fire

68. Bakery

69. Keep Dry Keep dry

70, Information Information Desk

71, No Passing

72, No Angling

73 , Shooting Prohibited

74, Seat by Number

75, Protect Public Propety

76, Ticket Office (or: Booking Office) Ticket Office

77. Visitors Please Register Guest Registration

78. Wipe Your Shoes And Boots Please wipe off the dirt on your shoes

79. Men "s/Gentlemen/Gents Room Men's Room

80. Women's/Ladies/Ladies" Room Women's Room

81. Occupied (toilet) is occupied

82. Vacant (toilet) empty

83. Commit No Nuisance Prohibited urination

84. Net(Weight) Net weight

85. MAN: 25032002 Production date : March 25, 2002

86. EXP: 25032002 Expiration date: March 25, 2002

87. Admission Free

88 , Bike Park(ing) bicycle storage place

89. Children and Women First women and children first

90. Save Food Save food

91. Save Energy Save energy

92. Handle with Care

93. Dogs Not Allowed

94. Keep Away From Fire Fire

95. Reduced Speed ??Now

96. Road Up. Detour Road construction, please detour

97. Keep Top Side Up Do not stand on your head

98. Take Care Not to Leave Things Behind

99. Please Return the Back After Use

100. Luggage Depository Luggage storage