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Fate is a family. This is a comedy sketch, which tells the story of parents' anxiety about their children's marriage, taking their place and finding the other half for their children. It shows the spirit of young policemen who love their work and life, and praises the moving style of young people in the new era who forget their work and selfless dedication. (Educating www.4oa.com) Time: a summer Sunday, noon Location: Garden opposite the Public Security Bureau Person: Zhang Peng-27 years old, special police. Handsome and tall, he won the Wushu championship many times and made great contributions. Listen to your mother at home, party member. Peng mu-about fifty years old. Love your son like a life, worry about his lifelong events, and do things in a hurry. Lin Na-25 years old, a member of the women's police dog team. Capable and refreshing. Many meritorious deeds. It seems very helpless for my father's practice. Party member. Fu Lin-about fifty years old. I love my daughter as much as my life, and I am willing to put down the airs of a big man and work for my daughter all my life. There is a bench in the center of the stage and a big tree behind it. Next to it, you can put up a police poster with the slogan "Close to the police and the people". Voice-over in the music in the park: "Mom, Zhang Peng, it's so hot, why don't you go home?" Oh, get married! Huh? What about you? No, for my son! "Peng mother smiled and found a place on the bed, looked at the back. Fu Lin, it's on the phone. Fu Lin: Is this a good move? Who wants to get married here like you said? Oh, oh. Well, I'll throw caution to the wind for my daughter! [Hung up the phone, ready to hang a sign on the tree. Mom's on again. Two people bumped into each other. Look at each other's signs and walk to the middle while watching. Peng Mu: (pointing to the sign) This is my son! Fu Lin: Huh? Peng Mu: Information! Fu Lin: Oh, this is my daughter! Peng Mu: Huh? Fu Lin: Introduction! [The two men smiled at each other, took each other's brand, and went to one side and said, Fu Lin: There is a son at home, tall and handsome, just over twenty-seven. Peng Mu: I have a daughter at home. She looks dignified and is 25 years old. Lin's father: criteria for choosing a spouse Peng's mother: Lin's father: not sissy Peng's mother: hard-working Lin's father: loving Peng's mother: Qiang Qiang Wei Wulin's father: party member is the main Peng's mother: Lin's father: not bad Peng's mother: just right [two people take out their mobile phones at the same time and call their children. Peng Mu: Peng Peng, there is a girl who likes a boy like you. Come here quickly. Father Lin: Nana, there is a boy who wants to associate with a girl like you. Come down quickly. Mom Peng: In the park. Lin Fu: Opposite to the unit. Father Lin: Come on. Mom Peng: [They hang up and walk to the middle. Mom Peng: I asked my son to come over. Lin Fu: I'll show it to my daughter, too. Peng Mu: Oh, my son has everything you said. The most important thing is party member! Eight years (proudly)! Fu Lin: Really? My daughter is also party member (equally proud). The girl you want is my daughter! Peng Mu: Great! We like quiet and knowledgeable girls! Fu Lin: (stunned) Oh, yes, my daughter does. We also hope that a boy can protect our daughter and stop running around all day! Mom Peng: (pause) Oh, no, no, my son won't [two people laugh, from both sides dad! Zhang Peng: Mom! Fu Lin: You're finally here! Peng Mu: Xiaolan Shen: What are you doing? I want to work! Fu Lin (impatient): Today is Sunday, and it's overtime at most! Zhang Peng: What are you doing? I can't just leave my post! Peng Mu: It's noon, lunch break! Peng Mu ~ How can you wear this? Put it on quickly! Fu Lin [Two people change clothes for their children. Fu Lin: Oh, don't say you're a policewoman, don't say you're a drug dealer, and don't say you stay with dogs all day! Xiaolan Shen: Why? Fu Lin: People like quiet girls! Xiaolan Shen: It must be inappropriate to ask so many questions! Fu Lin: You haven't talked to anyone, so how do you know it's inappropriate? (takes out a windbreaker from her bag) Peng Mu: Hey, don't say that you are a swat team, don't say that your job is a business trip, let alone peacekeeping in Haiti! Zhang Peng: Why? Peng Mu: Everyone likes steady boys! Zhang Peng: I don't understand such a glorious job. I don't think we can communicate! Peng Mu: You are busy with work all day and don't communicate with girls. How do you know people don't understand? And this, for a girl, if she likes you, she will accept it! Zhang Peng: Mom Xiaolan Shen: Dad Fu Lin: Go. Peng Mu: [I feel awkward when I meet you, so I'm in a hurry to go back. But I still say hello politely. My parents are in a hurry. Xiaolan Shen: (Say hello, I find this is a way to say hello to dogs, sorry) Hehe Zhang Peng: Hehe Fu Lin: Say something! Peng Mu: [In order to complete the task,] summon up courage. Zhang Peng: Sit down ... (Mom is disappointed, Fu Lin pushes her daughter into the seat) [They are embarrassed. Looking at their watches from time to time, Fu Lin and Peng Mu were in a hurry. Peng Mu and her son exchanged views in a low voice. Finally, Peng mother gave her son a hard pinch, and Zhang Peng let out a cry. Xiaolan Shen, Fu Lin jumped. Looking at Zhang Peng, Zhang Peng was embarrassed. Zhang Peng: (sarcastically) I heard ... that you like more stable boys? [Lina gave her father a puzzling look, and his father immediately responded to Lin's father: Yes, yes, yes, we like stability, just like you. Xiaolan Shen: Dad (reminds Dad) Zhang Peng: (retorts) No, actually, my job is very special. I'm [Mom squeezed Zhang Peng again] Mom: He is. He works in the high-tech assembly department! . Xiaolan Shen Zhang Peng: Huh? Peng Mu: Very special, very special, rising star, high-end, ... (Editing can't go on, thinking about words) [Two young people are not interested, but Fu Lin is very interested. Fu Lin: It's so high-tech. Are you tired? Zhang Peng: (Cheer up) No, we usually practice physical fitness. I'm Sanda ... Xiaolan Shen: (excitedly) Sanda? Peng Mu: (anxious) Oh, no, it's just the assembly technology of three people fighting together. [Lena is disappointed, and her father asks Fu Lin with concern: Isn't this tiring? (Calling Mom Peng) Tell you what, I'll take care of the housework after marriage! Peng Mu: That won't do! I can wash clothes and cook! Dad Lin: You take care of the children! I'll do the dirty work Peng Mu: You take care of the children! That kind of work ~ ~ 【 two young people can't stand it. Xiaolan Shen: Dad! Zhang Peng: Mom! [Two people realize that their behavior is ridiculous and immediately get out of the way. Fu Lin Peng Mu: Tell me! Xiaolan Shen: I heard that you like quiet girls ... [Mother interrupts Peng Mu: Oh, yes, we like quiet girls like you. Xiaolan Shen: But actually I ... Fu Lin: Actually, she is ... very quiet. She is ... educating ... Xiaolan Shen: Huh? (Look at Dad, Dad is sexy) Peng Mu: Great! Is that a primary school teacher or a middle school teacher? Xiaolan Shen: Well ... if you go to school, it's preschool. Zhang Peng: (sarcastically) Yes, the kindergarten teacher! Xiaolan Shen: You! Dad, I'm still in a hurry. I'll go first. [Cold] [The girl got up to leave, and the parents saw that they were deadlocked and immediately dragged the child over. Peng Mu: What a quiet girl! Can you speak politely? Zhang Peng: What a noble profession a kindergarten teacher is! I don't like this pretentious girl because she speaks hesitatingly! Fu Lin: People didn't say anything. Why are you still angry? I work in the high-tech security department! Lena: Who cares? Look at the way he talks! Zhang Peng: Mom, we really have nothing in common. Now I'm going to work. Lena: Dad, we are different from Ben. I'm leaving! [Two people turned to go and were scolded by their parents. Lin's mother: Come back! [The two had to stop, and the parents went to Peng Mu: You haven't talked deeply yet. Look for more topics, maybe there will be * * * languages! Fu Lin: When you finally have a little time, you can talk a little more. Maybe it will suit you very well! [two people just want to refute, but there is no way to think about it. Parents are urging, and they turn around and laugh at each other politely. Zhang Peng: Hehe, I'm sorry! Lena: Nothing, I'm sorry, too! When two parents see a play, they signal the other party to go back. Both of them are thinking about each other, looking for a topic, and Zhang Peng is also looking for a topic. Zhang Peng: (Finally found the topic) I have a little nephew who is three years old and doesn't listen at all. I don't even know what to do with him. You teachers must have a way to control the children. Teach me. Xiaolan Shen: (I don't know how to answer) Ah? We may be different here. Zhang Peng: Nothing. Let's talk about Xiaolan Shen: We are generally divided into three stages. (Excited) The first is attachment training. Attachment training is our term and the stage of cultivating affinity. So we are all brought up from childhood, which is close to us. Zhang Peng: Since childhood? How old is it? Xiaolan Shen: You usually come to see us in two months. Zhang Peng: Two months, so you should start with child care. (Linna ponders) How do you train? Xiaolan Shen: I just want to cultivate feelings with her. Here's the thing. Spend more time with them and give them something to eat. Make them feel closest to you. Zhang Peng: Hey, have you been obedient after this attachment training? Xiaolan Shen: Not yet. They're not that smart. It also depends on food induction and mechanical stimulation. Oh, this is our technical term, in fact, it means giving food and beating (Xiaolan Shen demonstrated with her movements and found some flaws, so she immediately returned the toy dog) Zhang Peng: Haha, that must be whether she remembered eating it (joking) Xiaolan Shen: Yes, my darling was once. (More and more excited) Zhang Peng: Good boy? [The two quickly leave, parents bicker, mother Peng: Hey? Your daughter is very cute. Why are you kissing happily? Fu Lin: Can you listen carefully, dear? Actually, it's Peng Mu: Actually, what? [Two people came back. Listen to your parents and make a reaction in the back. Xiaolan Shen: Well, it's actually the one I'm in charge of. Now he has passed the temporary period and trained in the environment. Zhang Peng: Environmental training? And environmental training? Xiaolan Shen: This is to make them not afraid of people and voices. Only after environmental training can they carry out the next special training. There are still lifes and parabolas. Zhang Peng: Take it away? With your mouth? Xiaolan Shen: This is more specific. I ... I don't know at the moment. Anyway, my darling is fine. Zhang Peng: Now I finally understand! Xiaolan Shen: Understand what? Zhang Peng (nervously): Why did my little nephew run away when he saw me! Xiaolan Shen: Why? Zhang Peng: Our work is the opposite of yours. You should have affinity with the object, and we should keep our distance! You have to give them food guidance. We need shelter! Oh, just find a place to cover yourself! You need mechanical training, we need to be completely vigilant! Zhang Peng: Oh, this is for you! Xiaolan Shen: Give it to me? Zhang Peng: My mother said that if you like this, you will like me. Lena: Huh? Zhang Peng: No, if you like him, I like him too. Anyway, I hope you like it! Xiaolan Shen: (I bring it here and find it is the same as my dear) Of course I like it. This is Spenger, a puppy, a British purebred, with a high IQ and no aggression (happy). Zhang Peng: Do you like it so much? Xiaolan Shen: Of course, my darling is this ... (I found myself missing it) Zhang Peng: Your darling is that this is Spenger, a puppy, a purebred British, with high IQ and no aggression (imitating Xiaolan Shen's mysterious words) [The phone rings. Two people look at both sides and answer the phone. Zhang Peng: Yes, Zhang Peng, 0 17, has an important task and will arrive soon! Xiaolan Shen: Yes, Xiaolan Shen, Labrador boy on the 5th, go to the airport to search for drugs at once! [Both parents ran out. Stop two people immediately. Peng Mu: Why did you leave before you finished talking? Zhang Peng: I have a task (undressing). Father Lin: Why did you leave? Xiaolan Shen: Something's wrong! (takes off his coat) And you are? Zhang Peng: Actually, I am a member of the special police team of Shanghai Public Security Bureau. My name is Zhang Peng, and my mother is worried that my work will not be understood, so ... Xiaolan Shen: Zhang Peng, that's it ~ ~ ~ (specific achievement) Zhang Peng: How do you know? [Father stops Lena, but Lena insists Lena: My name is Lena. Actually, I am a member of the Shanghai Women's Police Dog Team. My father's worries are the same as your mother's, so ... Zhang Peng: Oh, Xiaolan Shen, that's it ... (Specific achievements) Fu Lin: So everyone can get to know each other! Xiaolan Shen (happy): Maybe my profession doesn't allow me to be quiet, which disappoints you. (Naughty) Zhang Peng: No, I know, the members of the women's police dog team are more important to be caring and brave! (Seriously) However, I am a special police officer, and my profession does not allow me to protect my girlfriend all day. Will you be disappointed, too Lena: No, because the members of the SWAT team are brave and resourceful! Is the man in my heart Zhang Peng: Good! Let's work together! (Walking into Zhang) Fight side by side! Zhang Peng Xiaolan Shen: Let's go! [Two people turned to salute, and the music started.