What funny copywriting are there in the circle of friends?

1, I eat myself so round that others don't look down on me.

I finally know why I should lick Oreo first, because then no one will rob me.

3. How much is love? I buy spicy strips for more than two yuan.

4, the taste of the world is a clear joy, can you make an object.

Many years ago, you said, "Take care, I haven't lost weight." .

6. Do you think the rich are happy? Wrong, their happiness, you simply can't imagine.

7. Don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford the consequences.