What is the most provocative love story you have ever heard?

What is the sexiest love story you have ever heard?

1, "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" It belongs to you forever.

2. "Do you know which god I like best?" Your eyes.

3. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" You are a pistachio.

4. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" It was the day when I loved you.

5. "Let's eat in a bucket" and "We are a family".

6. I think you are particularly like a game, My World.

7. "Don't complain" and "Hug me".

8. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you get used to getting lost".

9. "I'm in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks." "I just can't help thinking about you."

10, "I want you to read the first three words of this sentence."

1 1, "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" I like you as a pet.

12, "I want to change my look recently" "What look?" I can't do it without you.

13, "You know what? We all have too many. How is it too much? You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.

14, "Was there an earthquake just now?" "No" "Then why should I see you?" "You see, besides liking you,

I can't do anything. "

15, "I haven't eaten sugar since I met you", "Why" and "You are too sweet".

16, "I know three people like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me".

17, "Shall we go for a drink?" What wine to drink? Our wedding.

18, "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart noodles".

19, "I just want to be a person after meeting you" and "your person".

20. "You must have failed" and "Otherwise, how could you be the perfect score in my heart".

2 1, "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you".

22. "I lack necessities" and "What?" "you"

23. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."

24. Can you watch your step in the future? ""I have to bump into my heart. "

25. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. ""What shortcomings? "My shortcomings.

26. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" Otherwise, I will always miss you.

27. "Do you want to roast seafood or barbecue first?" "Barbecue, and you?" "Think of you first."

28. Can you help me wash my things later? ""sure, what to wash? "Like me.

29. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

30. Where are you at home now? No, you are in my heart now.

Do you know what season I like? I don't know. I like your season.

32. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?