222 copy that makes you laugh

1. Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty!

My mother looked at a relative's beautiful daughter and said to me: The expression on her face seems to be done. Your face looks like she's been sitting on it!

I was beaten when I was a child. I am so wronged that I feel that I am definitely not my own. I always plan to run away from home. Now that I have children, I suddenly realize that my parents didn't kill me, but they really love me!

4. If you like someone, you have to confess. Don't worry too much. Although there is a great possibility of failure, what should I do if I become a spare tire?

The reason why you think people with fat faces are cute is because meat doesn't grow on their faces.

6. When looking for a girlfriend, look for someone who doesn't like makeup. Occasionally, you will feel heartbroken. Find an ordinary makeup artist, and if you don't draw once in a while, you will die suddenly!

7. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

8. Don't always think that pies will fall from the sky. It's not realistic at all. You must be down to earth. Maybe you'll find money on the ground.

9. I chased my girlfriend and went to her house at night, but she didn't want it. Her finger was caught in the door and it was badly caught. She just didn't hold hands and squeeze in, and her eyes were quite firm; Now she won't let me go out to play at night. After going out, her front foot was caught by the door and her mouth was full of mud. She just climbed out, her eyes full of longing for freedom.

1 You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of death.

1 1. Now the internet often gives me the illusion that people all over the world are rich, but I don't.

12. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

13. The goddess told me that if I like her, I should not say it, because it would be useless to say it.

14. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

15. Female: "Why don't you have a girlfriend when we broke up?" Man: "After breaking up with you, I have met many women, some like your eyes, some like your lips, but unfortunately none of them are as blind as you."

15. Other people's friends encourage each other to work together; My friends and I are looking forward to each other's efforts to get rich, waiting for free food and drink.

17. The ideal love is like this: a dead vine and an old tree crow. There are fish and shrimp for dinner, and the mobile phone cantaloupe is heated. The sun sets, you are ugly, nothing, I am blind!

18. The girl said that she couldn't find the object, that is, she stood in front of the vending machine and couldn't find her favorite drink. When a boy says he can't find someone, he is standing in the Sahara desert. When he says he doesn't, he really doesn't!

19. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with my mobile phone. There are quite a lot of choices. The difference between men and women: women are plump, thin, slim, tall, slender, short and delicate. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd! 2 1. I once came out of the canteen with a fat classmate. It was rainy and slippery at that time. When I went down the steps, the fat man slipped and sat down on the ground. The fat man stood up and patted his ass and didn't speak ... At this moment, a sister next to him said weakly, classmate, the tile is broken. ...

22. In fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

23. Some people think, "I'm not young, I'm not mature." In fact, you have matured, and maturity is like this.

24. Now I meet you in the street.

My 50-year-old aunt, I always keep smiling. If I can help, I will try my best to help. Not because I am warm-hearted, but because I don't know which one of them is my future mother-in-law, I can only try to leave a good impression.