Rhyming interesting sentences

Charming and funny feet, here, I have prepared some rhyming funny sentences for you. Let's have a look!

Rhyming funny sentences 1

1, Dabao for men and Hushubao for women.

2. There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change them every day.

Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave. . 、 ..

If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

6.-Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables that are about to go down in the market, a handful of fifty cents.

7. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

8, people are iron, fan is steel, one day does not pretend to panic.

9. Seeing beautiful women in the street means appreciating them. Any lower is a hooligan.

10, boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

1 1, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room?

12 I'm not afraid to kick you, I'm afraid the Nike on my feet is dirty.

13, who did you make that expression with? . I owe you an overdue loan or something.

14. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.

15 ask what the world is like, just ask people to drag their clothes and pants.

16, ∝ My mother said that if anyone bothers me while I'm playing games, I'll give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

17, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

18. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

19, 20 14 years, repaired elevators for Everest, put tiles on the Great Wall, put gloves on flies, and put masks on mosquitoes.

20. You look "Please come and scold me".

Rhyming funny sentence 2

1, how can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother.

2. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you embarrass Swallow and Ziwei? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!

5. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card, and the second part: I didn't do the listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!

7. Shanglian: House prices have gone up, land prices have gone up, oil prices have gone up, electricity prices have gone up, water prices have gone up, food prices have gone up, meat prices have gone up, eggs have gone up, vegetable prices have gone up, drug prices have gone up, this has gone up, that has gone up, how can it be said that it has gone up? The second part: it is difficult to go to school, join the army, find a job, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, have children, seek medical care, provide for the elderly, men and women, and see the world even harder. Hengpi: Living in China!

8. God is fair to everyone. If you give one thing, you will get another. We always see what he took, but we can't see what he gave us.

9. 10 to 12 women who don't sleep are shameless; Not sleeping at 4 am is not death; Do you often live a shameless and desperate life? !

10, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want? !

If you live, you will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.

12, she is a widow, and I can't let her be a grass widow.

13, there is a crash called password input error, a panic called account login in different places, a feeling called invisibility, a misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and a loss that you have no access rights!

14, (meaning good night) Good night: Wan 'an! Unpacking the Chinese pinyin of this word is: I love you, love you! Good night Pinyin Wan 'an, besides, each letter represents a word, that is, I love you, love you-I love you, love you!

15, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope that you pour the water and cut the bread yourself. I love you because you tell me that 8 plus QQ 14809502 is more wonderful. "

16, you did it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong!

17, (China rich-poor standard line, are you poor? The following are the super-rich with annual income (1): more than 50 million yuan; (2) the richest man:1000-50 million yuan; (3) having money: 3 3- 10/00000 yuan; (4) the rich:1-3 million yuan; (5) High income: 300- 1 10,000 yuan; (6) Middle class: 1.5-0.3 million yuan; (7) Low yield: 8- 1.5 million yuan; (8) Poor population: 30,000-80,000 yuan; (9) Very poor:1-30,000 yuan; (10) is very poor: 5000- 1 000 yuan. Are you poor?

18, I am immortal. Please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal!

19, Shenzhouxing is ok for me. I don't need to pay to see if you can do it.

20. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

2 1, the loneliness of one person, the fault of two people, why do you choose me when you love TA? !

22. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is your skill!

23. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou.

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