Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - How does the delivery room doctor comfort the parturient?

How does the delivery room doctor comfort the parturient?

How does the delivery room doctor comfort the parturient? See how much you have.

Pregnant in October, at the last minute, many women are very scared. What they need in the delivery room is comfort and encouragement, but how many of these paintings are true and how much gold is there?

(1) When the pain is severe, if you keep yelling, the midwife will tell you that it will be soon and the suture will open soon. Let you endure, generally won't tell you the exact number.

Generally speaking, it takes a pregnant woman at least 12 to 18 hours from the moment she sees redness, broken amniotic fluid or other signs of labor, and pregnant women who give birth to a second child will be faster. The interval between contractions ranges from 40 minutes to 5 minutes and then to 3 minutes, which is a long time. The midwife had to comfort the parturient. She will say that her fingers are almost ten, and she is almost ready. Let's go

(2) This doesn't hurt, so don't be nervous.

I remember this sentence is the one I heard the most when I gave birth to a child. It was very useful at first, but after listening to it several times, it felt really painful. The hardships in the process of natural delivery include internal examination, enema and fracture identification. Every item is unbearable for ordinary people, but you are pregnant and you are your mother. I have to put up with it. The midwife's words have a soothing effect on you.

(3) You are really good, the child is outcropping, come on.

I'm going to the delivery room with my fingers open. At this time, the mother really hurts. Mothers who will work hard will soon be born with a smile. However, expectant mothers who don't work hard are really suffering, and the baby won't come out. At this time, she will comfort the parturient all her life and say: It's very kind of you, the child has emerged, come on.