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Some English used at international airports?

1. How much luggage do you want to check? How many pieces of checked baggage are there?

Do you have any carry-on luggage? Do you have any hand luggage?

Can you put your luggage here? Please put your luggage up (on the conveyor belt).

Your luggage is overweight. Your luggage is overweight.

5. One-way ticket or round-trip ticket? Do you want a one-way ticket or a round-trip ticket?

6. Do you prefer window or aisle? Would you like a window seat or an aisle seat?

7. We don't have any aisle seats left. Do you prefer a window seat or a middle seat? Aisle seats are sold out. Do you want a window seat or a middle seat?

8. Do you have a seat next to the emergency exit? Are there any seats near the emergency exit?

9. Here is your ticket. The gate number is at the bottom of the ticket. Here's your ticket. The boarding slogan is written at the bottom of the ticket.

10. They will start boarding 20 minutes before take-off. You should report to Gates C2 before that. You need to board the plane 20 minutes before the plane takes off, and then please go to gate C2.