Anti-rear-end collision slogans—hit your point of laughter instantly

1. Don’t kiss me outside the car, no kissing inside the car

2. Keep people close and cars as far away as possible

3. Overhaul Money, welcome to tailgating

4. Don’t bully me when I’m young, my brother is a Mercedes-Benz.

5. You are the master, you can surpass as you like!

6. Sister Xing drives the Star Car, sister, don’t drive the car (Miss Novice drives the new Beidou Star Car)

7. What are you doing with me? Watch out if I put it in reverse gear.

8. The basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank except for fire control

9. The owner, Edison Chen; the passenger, Gillian

10. The driver once easily dealt with the super jam Asians, figure it out!

11. Come closer, God calls you!

12. I am Rourou and the car is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". tasty! Don't taste it!

Thirteen, come on, let’s die together!

14. Make up the exam 10 times, come on!

15. You who are farthest away are my closest love

16. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me!

17. If you love me, please step aside, thank you!

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Nineteen, new car, old person, poor eyesight; swaying left and right, poor sudden braking.

Twenty. When you read this line, your car is too close to me!

21. Buy a certificate or rent a car, it’s up to you!

Twenty-two, if you don’t drive well, you drive blindly, I will rush you!

Twenty-three, congratulations! You will be the 101st impactor of this car!

Twenty-four, Tyson is sleeping in the car

Twenty-five, only you are silently supporting me from behind

Twenty-six, I am a novice. Who are you afraid of?

Twenty-seven. Newly graduated from the road killer training class

Twenty-eight. If you have the ability, get over my head!

Twenty-nine. If you love me, stay away from me!

Thirty, newbie, new car, panic!

Thirty-one, if you dare, hit him! The collision was not in vain!

32. Get kicked out of the driving school and become self-taught!

33. There is nuclear radiation, so stay away!

Thirty-four, don’t chase me, I’m married!

Thirty-five. If you want to kiss me, can you just say it first?

Thirty-six, don’t use too much force, it will deform!

Thirty-seven, you are chasing so closely, you want me to go home with you?

Thirty-eight, you chase, you chase again, be careful I will take you home!