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What are the funny quotations on Singles Day?

It's hard to be single, but your socks are torn. Bachelor is bitter, no one cooks instant noodles; Being single is annoying, so lonely without chatting; Single, send me a message to comfort me! Singles' Day, send blessings to the bachelors around you! Below, Zhishi Bian Xiao compiled some funny quotations about Singles Day for everyone. Welcome to reading.

Funny quotations from Singles Day 1

1. Being single is an accident, but the reality is helpless, but I am willing to wait. In fact, my true love has accelerated, my goal is not far away, and my wish has come true. Before the next Singles Day, there will be love irrigation! Happy Singles Day!

2. Everyone else is in love, and you are still singing single love songs in front of the mirror. Everyone else is in pairs, and you are still busy and turn a blind eye. Dear friend, what's the matter with you? End the bachelor party early, bid farewell to Singles Day, give your mother an explanation, find a daughter-in-law, have a baby, and inherit your great legacy. Haha ~

3. Send flowers on Singles' Day, and sincerely hope that the baseball friends will wear them. Freelance is everywhere? Flowers? ; Two forever? Flowers? Like the years; Three gifts for the future icing on the cake? Flowers? . Finally, I wish the baseball friends an early date? Flowers? The bridal chamber under the moon? Flowers? Candles.

When you walk alone, you will get drunk and sleep soundly alone. The wind can't wake your eyes, and you can't see that I am very stylish, and the rain can't pour out your beauty. Actually, I'm tired, too Don't be tired of aesthetics on Singles Day.

Being a bachelor is very intolerant. In fact, the bachelor's life is wonderful. Singles always love to be silent, but because of mistakes, they have nowhere to express their feelings. Can you have an emotional column to enliven your heart?

6. No wife, no girlfriend, no one to take care of our lives; Want to smoke, want to drink, nobody cares about our hands; Sleep late, no one bothers us without taking a shower; Big bachelor, little bachelor, free and easy! Happy Singles Day!

7. Ginger is still old and spicy, so it's good to be a bachelor. A person will be full when eating, and the desire for fragrant tea will disappear. Go out to see the scenery and travel around without any attachments. Send me a congratulatory message on Singles Day today, and everything goes well!

8. No lover and friends ~ No love and happiness ~ I am single and proud! I'm a bachelor, I'm invincible ~ I'm really clapping for the moon and the sun. What a wonderful holiday for a bachelor. No matter men or women, all bachelors in the world are family. Oh yeah!

9. It's convenient to come and go alone. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and people with families have no leisure. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to live happily every day.

10. Say you are a big bachelor, you are not that old; It is not smart to say that you are single; You are a super bachelor, and you giggle carefree every day!

1 1. The river flows eastward, and bachelors all over the world go to pick up girls. If they say leave, they will leave. If you leave, I will leave all of them! When you meet someone on the road, shout loudly. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau! Happy Singles Day!

12.？ Leftover women? As the saying goes: dust to dust, soil to soil, it is not hard to be a bachelor, everything can be decided by yourself; Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors can live everywhere, and eventually they will have a good home. Super Singles Day, God bless you.

13. When a bachelor goes out, one is the best; Brilliant, lacking an object; Open and aboveboard, live happily; You are the only one who glorifies your ancestors; Brilliant, chic and romantic. On Singles' Day, may your troubles slip away quietly and your life be better.

14. On the annual Singles' Day, I wholeheartedly sent a beautiful blessing to my lonely friend: smooth sailing, making a blockbuster, becoming famous in one fell swoop, and moving nine times a day.

15. Where is the bachelor? Where is the bachelor? These bachelors are all on the list of matchmaking agencies. Take off? Light? What should I do? Light? What should I do, take off? Light? It is necessary to be bold and frank and act bravely. Singles' Day, I wish you an early withdrawal? Light? .

16. I'm not useless. I look cool. I'm a gentleman. I'm willing to help others. I tirelessly bet on the progress of welfare, but no girl has a secret crush on me. Happy Singles Day!

17. Singles Day is coming, and the most taboo is words. Don't ride a bike when you go out, don't live a monotonous life, don't be single at work, don't be unrequited when you are lonely, and I can't accept all my news. Happy Singles Day!

18. On behalf of the people of the whole country, I wish all the male bachelors farewell to their lovers on Singles Day. I wish all female bachelors find their loved ones and bid farewell to being single; Hereby! Salute! Singles Day greetings

19. It's hard to be single, but my socks are torn. Bachelor is bitter, no one cooks instant noodles; Being single is annoying, so lonely without chatting; Single, send me a message to comfort me! Singles' Day, send blessings to the bachelors around you!

20. You and I are both bachelors, living in this world, working hard all day just to get rid of the bills. Since you are not a fairy, you must fall in love with girls. I have been single for a long time. Who should I complain to? Today is Singles' Day. Let's encourage each other: be a couple as soon as possible and be as happy as a fairy.

2 1. Singles Day is here. What fine weather! Come on, my friend, let's go for a walk and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. By the way, let's do a dialogue and performance first, and then make sure you have a good day!

22. On the occasion of Singles' Day, SMS wishes are always beautiful, and all hopes can be realized: I hope all singles can find the other half, all people in love are sweet and loving, wave goodbye to singles and have a happy home!

23. I am a bachelor, and my appearance is still very harmonious; Loyal and reliable quality, but also have a job; I want to find a girl as a partner on Singles Day. I wish you a happy holiday, and we will continue it in the future.

24. Wear bachelor's clothes and eat bachelor's meals. A bachelor doesn't have to look at his face. Drink bachelor water and take the bachelor road, and bachelors don't have to drink old vinegar. The bachelor's affairs are handled by the bachelor, and the bachelor's festival is praised by the bachelor: Happy Singles Day!

25. Pursuit is an intelligent project of research, analysis, innovation, thinking and execution, with combination as the ultimate goal, emotion as the lifeblood, people-oriented, honesty as the key and action as the focus. I wish you an early farewell to singles and a happy Singles' Day!

Funny Quotations of Singles Day II

1. Singles Day undressing tips: charming manners, capable work, money in pocket, working like coolies, motivation to pursue women, competitive pressure, and most importantly, giving powerful instructions to beautiful women!

2. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is here, I wish you more handsome!

Singles Day is coming, only once a year. Why didn't you answer the phone? Break up with your date!

4. A boy received a text message from his girlfriend on Singles Day? Happy Singles Day! ? The boy replied:? I'm not single, I have a girlfriend! ? Then the girlfriend replied:? From now on, you are! ? Then they broke up. .

You are awesome, I really admire you to death. You dare to drink water from the bedpan, kiss a madman on the mouth, smash a car when it comes, ride a tiger when it eats people, and say that you want to set a Guinness Book of Records. At first glance, it's scary.

6. I have thought for a thousand times: Why have I left you for a long time? Why do you worry me so much? Why do you always appear in my dreams? Today I summon up the courage to tell you: because you owe me a meal.

7. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you may have to eat at least one pair of whales.

8. Are you lonely? You can talk to a puppy; Are you bored? You can jump down from upstairs and sit down. In this way, you can be free, and I hope you can get the ultimate happiness and happiness.

I solemnly tell you that I opened this mountain and planted this tree, and everything here belongs to me, so take a rest and take everything here, let alone eat the sheep here, you damn wolf.

10. I miss your days by my side. I feel safer with you by my side. I always feel a little lonely after losing you. I finally couldn't help shouting: Shit, who stole my puppy!

1 1. Honey, do you want to have a good set of teeth? I'll tell you a way. When you are free, you can grind your teeth like a mouse, so that people won't say you are glib.

12. Your eyes are like stars in the sky, shining and full of light. Your figure is so strong that I have to admire it. Only in this way can you catch mice in the world.

13. You walked into the besieged city and forgot your brother; Washing and cooking is your patent; Cleaning diapers is a pleasure. Clockwork information stimulates you, and single life is free. But I tell you quietly, if you have a chance to enter the besieged city, don't forget your single brother!

14.？ Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

15. The most diligent reason to be a bachelor: If my career is not completed, why should I do it? The most unique reason: thousands of flowers, leaves do not touch the body. The most confident reason: having the charm of a bachelor. Best reason: You can celebrate Singles Day.

16. Singles Day slogan: No matter summer or winter, only care about yourself; Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!

17. Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku, so he tried to find another stick and connect it to form a nunchaku. Two sticks and two sticks worked hard again, and the nunchakus became three sticks. Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

18. My birthday happens to be June. My home number is, my middle school is in class, my university is the number, my dormitory is my room, and I work in the building after work. No wonder I don't have a girlfriend now, so I am depressed.

19. Singles Day is coming. Let's stick to the ideological line that I am single and happy, take my world as the principle, put my career first and get married as the strategic policy, adhere to liberalism and cherish every day left before marriage.

20. The husband is a man with quotation marks and the wife is a woman with brackets. Singles don't need punctuation marks. His feelings are all in his heart. When he is tired, he will have a rest. When he is sleepy, he will sleep. When he is thirsty, he will drink water. I am a bachelor. Who am I afraid of?

2 1. Brothers, my bachelor can openly look forward to her other half, even though I don't know where she still lives. A poor married man can only stare at his familiar wife without imagination. So we have reason to be happy to be single!

22.？ God trusts you. You have a great responsibility and a long way to go. Why do you miss half the sky? You are also a pillar, let's work together!

23. Fengtian transportation, the emperor said: Considering Ai Qing's loyalty and hard work, I gave Ai Qing the right to shop for free. How to get it: Take this short message to the nearby shopping center and choose the goods you need at will. If he gives you everything, he will run if he doesn't pick it up. Qin this! Note: I have the final right to interpret this message.

24. I really want to become a monk, but there is always one thing that I can't let go of. Don't you have a girlfriend?

25. Invite the empty moon to look at the stars alone, and the wandering people will walk alone. Embrace the lonely figure by the window when I want to be a couple. A limerick: Happy Singles Day to your friend. Take it off as soon as possible? Bachelor? Title!

26. Here? Be brave? Stop, let? Lonely? Quit, shout? Companionship? Go on stage. Here? Share? Come on, see? Happiness? Shake hands with your partner through the time and space of bachelor. On Singles' Day, may the bachelors be in pairs, and the dragons and phoenixes will be auspicious.

27. Sending flowers on Singles Day: Do you want to send your career everywhere? Flowers? ; Two forever? Flowers? Like the years; Three gifts for the future icing on the cake? Flowers? . Finally, I wish the baseball friends an early date? Flowers? The bridal chamber under the moon? Flowers? Candles.

28. It is strongly recommended that the state set up a special contribution award for family planning, which will be awarded to bachelor brothers and bachelors MM who are unmarried for life, selfless and unknown, and have made special contributions to controlling the population growth in China, and pay high tribute!

29. Every man and woman will have their own festival, a beautiful and happy festival, before they fall in love. Today is a wonderful world that belongs to you alone, but please don't forget that there are my blessings outside your world. I wish you a wonderful life for one person and happiness for two people. At the same time, I wish you find the other half who can enjoy happiness with you as soon as possible.

30. A person is free and need not pay attention to another existence. A person, arrange at will, life is wonderful because of you. A person, cherish the freedom now, love in the near future! Happy Singles Day!

3 1. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the nearest visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is here, I wish you more handsome!

32. Here, I want to announce a shocking and amazing news to my friends: I planned to stay single for 20 years this year, long live a bachelor! Ps: Don't forget to recommend me if you have a beautiful woman!

33. Naked men and naked women are flustered on Singles Day. You are afraid of light, and she is afraid of light, so make a plan and take off your clothes early. You're exposed, and so is she. Streaking towards a well-off life. You steal the light, she borrows it, and breeds the next generation of light!

34. When will you have a girlfriend? I said to myself. I wonder if this female netizen has a boyfriend? If not, my bachelor will not last long. Today is Singles Day, and I am determined not to be a bachelor. I want to say to you: marry me, if you don't marry, I swear to marry you.

35. On Singles Day, if you sneeze in the morning, it means that the person you secretly love misses you at night; If you sneeze at noon, it means that the person you like misses you in the morning. If you sneeze in the afternoon, don't think about it. You have a cold!