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International evaluation of South Korea

1. Sexual obscenity

I can boldly say that there is no country or nation in the world that is as super obscene as South Korea. This is also the aspect of Koreans that I despise the most. In the eyes of Koreans, Goryeo not only belongs entirely to Korean history, but also the eastern coast of China (including

Shanghai and Guangzhou) and Russia's vast Siberia are Goryeo's territory. Chinese characters and Chinese culture both developed themselves in North Korea

and were then spread to the Central Plains. Koreans are the teachers. Oracle was invented by them. Confucius and Xishi were Koreans

. Three of China's four great inventions are Korean. The Dragon Boat Festival is a world cultural heritage in South Korea (what does Qu Yuan’s spirit in heaven think?). Dayu, the ancestor of Koreans, taught flood control in Danjie. South Korea has a history of 6,000 years, which is longer than China's

(The South Korean president's speech during the World Cup was quite "kind" - 5,000 years). Buddhism was not introduced to Korea from China

but by monks sent by Fu Jian of the former Qin Dynasty, which was not in China. The former Qin Dynasty was obviously a feudal regime in Chinese history.

The territory was all within China. Where was it not in China? This is like India being recognized as the birthplace of Buddhism, and Buddhism being introduced to China from India. If we interpret it according to Korean thinking, it should be said that the birthplace of Buddhism is Kapilavastu and not India. Also, when Korean fighting was introduced to China, it became Tai Chi, and when it was introduced to Japan, it became Jiu Jitsu or Judo...

It’s okay to rob other people’s history, but Koreans not only say something about China’s history Three things and four. They keep accusing Japan of tampering with history. I think South Korea and Japan are evenly matched. Wow, are there any people in the world who are more obscene and shameless than Koreans?

2. Narrowness.

Korean people are proud of their strong national self-esteem and patriotism, but they do not know that this is a manifestation of their narrow-mindedness. The cars on the street

As long as they are made in China; Seoul cannot let the Chinese continue to use the ancient name "Seoul", but must be called "Seoul" according to the literal translation in English; the naming of the 2002 World Cup must be coordinated and coordinated Is Japan's dispute over whether it is the "World Cup between Korea and Japan" or the "World Cup between Japan and Korea"... According to this, the Koreans who drive into the entrance are traitors; "Tokyo" cannot be called "Tokyo", it must be called "Tokyo" The English translation is "trip", "America" ??

It has to be literally translated into American English as "Amei, look". Fortunately, the 2002 World Cup is called the "Korea-Japan World Cup", otherwise I'm afraid

I'm afraid the Koreans will cause trouble if they don't stop hosting it

Three, arrogant

The Koreans are Typical nouveau riche mentality. From poverty to a per capita GDP of over 10,000 US dollars, Koreans are confused and feel that they are rich and others are paupers. In some foreign-funded enterprises along China's coast, foreign bosses often insult their employees.

It happens. Which country do most of these bosses who insult their employees come from? Answer: Not Americans or Japanese, but Koreans! Not only Korean businessmen, but also Korean students in China are not very good people, but they are also very dragging, not friendly at all, and they are also self-righteous, thinking that they are Coming from a developed area, arrogant

Four, despicable

The despicability of Koreans has long been known to the world, and was epitomized in the 2002 World Cup. Portugal, Italy, Spain,

One after another strong European teams all fell into their despicable hands. I still remember the headline in big letters on the front page of "Sports Weekly" one day: "Republic of Korea Cup?" The World Cup is not the World Cup, it has become "Republic of Korea Cup"! Koreans play Go well

It seems that they also use their Go strategies to deceive.

5. Shallowness

Don’t think that just because Koreans are rich, their level is high. Koreans are actually very ignorant and uninformed. Ordinary Koreans

People only focus on their own small private space, love is the top priority for young people, and they are indifferent and insensitive to the outside world.

Those who have some knowledge always feel that South Korea is very successful and other countries are very unsuccessful.

Thinking that the people of other countries are in dire straits

cannot see or are unwilling to accept the significant changes and achievements of foreign countries. To put it bluntly, I still don’t know! Koreans do not understand China.

Poor, dirty, backward, and low-quality... This is the impression of China in the minds of most Koreans. Chinese people who go to South Korea to work

are not human beings in the eyes of Koreans, but dogs who go to beg for food. Koreans always like to ask when their country has something worth showing off

"We have it, do you also have it?" When Koreans first came to China, they saw high-rise buildings and dazzling nights

Queen Jing always likes to say: "So you guys have it too 1

6. Vanity

There is an old saying in China: "The hair and skin of the body are influenced by the parents." But deep down Koreans who are influenced by Chinese Confucianism don't care about this.

Plastic surgery has become a common practice. Everyone has a love for beauty. This is true, but such a large-scale plastic surgery trend in a nation, even the president

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Roh Moo-hyun is no exception. What does it mean? It only shows their vanity and extreme lack of confidence! There are only a few "transvestites" in Thailand, but almost all Koreans are. National participation in disguised perfume

In China, Koreans, in order to show their nobility and refinement, almost pour the entire bottle of perfume on themselves every time they go out.

It makes passersby cover their bodies! Nose. In the cold winter, Korean women wear a lot of clothes but wear flip-flop sandals. It is unreasonable

7. Hypocrisy

Korea 1. The immigrants settled in Shandong and Liaoning, China. Why? Because China's economy is developing rapidly, living standards are very high, and consumer goods are much cheaper than in their own countries. Despite this, they still insist on China. Poverty and backwardness, poor public security

It is not an ideal place to live. If you chat with them, you have to wonder if they are doing something wrong by abandoning their happiness at home and coming to China to live in poverty.

Isn’t it too unfair? But the reality is that after returning to China for Christmas every year, these Koreans drag their children back to China. Life in China is better! I can't afford it. Fruits are very expensive, but in China you can eat and drink a lot, live in a good place, and get high wages. These are just small cases. But these people just don't want to admit that China is good and they just get it< /p>

Yi still puts on a grievance-filled face. Koreans are so hypocritical!

8. Cunning

Korean mobile phones are so expensive in China. It's not that the quality of "Samsung" is extremely good, but that it discriminates against China and thinks that Chinese people don't know how to borrow money. Anyway, the Chinese think that imported goods are good loans. The air ticket price from Dalian to Seoul can be as high as one. The Chinese flew from Changchun to Guangzhou. One only crossed a strait, but the other could fly across the entire China. The Koreans tried their best and finally cultivated in China. A large number of "Korean people" can sell their junk movies and dramas to them without any scruples. Anyway, these Chinese people are very stupid. As long as Korean products are good, they will work hard. Gotta get it too. Koreans are really so cunning!

9. Crazy

The madness of Koreans can be seen clearly through the film and television drama "Taegeukgi". In "Flying", Zhang Dongjian said that he should plant the flag in Paektu Mountain (

Changbai Mountain). Changbai Mountain was Chinese territory from the Ming and Qing Dynasties to the Kuomintang era. Later, half of it was given to North Korea. If he didn't want Koreans, he would do it

Crazy enough to swallow it all to myself. There are even crazy people who actually stage activities under the guise of tourism, using slogans like "Give us back our rivers and mountains" in Northeast China and other places. It's really crazy! Extremely shameless!

10. Stereotype

Anyone who has watched Korean dramas will find that Korean parents or superiors not only have supreme authority (this is also learned from China), but also very

Steady and stubborn. Once you insist on a point of view, don't try to change it easily. You have to make the protagonist die.

You can't stop. This is true in movies and TV dramas, and it is not much different in life. The direct manifestation is that Koreans accept death. Koreans

People think their stuff is good, then it’s good, and yours is bad. Koreans think that if you are poor, you will be poor.

Koreans are too unreasonable

to be stubborn, to be very serious about everything. This is the most unpopular character in our society. With such a person, people around

They all felt uncomfortable.