Funny words in life?

What are the funny words in life? Please enjoy everything I have brought you.

1*** Don't talk to me about starting school, it hurts my feelings. The motherland has not

What are the funny words in life? Please enjoy everything I have brought you.

1*** Don't talk to me about starting school, it hurts my feelings. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to study.

2*** Confucius said: "If you hit with bricks, you can shout according to your face, but you can't continue to shout. You shout, you shout to death. Win if you don't die! "

3*** If you marry a smart and virtuous wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.

4*** The most enjoyable way to make money: grab the lover of the leader, grab the rich mistress, and cheat the celebrity's honey. The happiest way to spend money: shopping is paid, consumption is guaranteed, and life depends on donations. I wish you happiness in making money and spending money.

5*** crazy about money, bitter for money, ruined for money! Buy a house and a car, and dream about it every day! Friends wish you good luck, your dreams come true, you can buy whatever you want and live a happy life forever.

Making money is like a bottomless pit. How much you earn is not enough. Spend money like water, enter the ocean, and never return. Make money and expand the team. If you are still a bachelor when you spend money, I wish you a god of wealth and a star of wealth, and your wealth will soar!

7*** Love:% persistent+%missing+%jealous+%suspicious+%sweet+%distressed+%happy+%jealous+%blushing+%coquetry =% love.

8*** My heart is small, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

9*** Wedding songs for myself, someone to accompany me to get up, someone to wash my clothes, someone to clear the tables and chairs, someone to accompany me shopping, willing to spend money, you have to do it, come and throw a red line, I will find you in the crowd, remember if you are the one!

10*** A woman always wants to change the man she likes. When he really changes, she doesn't like him anymore.

11* * Love in winter, blossom in spring, bear fruit in summer and mature in autumn.

12*** Part I: Sweating twice a month, working overtime three times, giving up four homes and five places. The bottom line: a wallet that rises and falls for six days and seven days. Horizontal batch: it is not difficult to make money and spend money. I wish you easy money, happy money, money and looks!

13*** You can't be too fat, ugly, scared to death, bad temper, scared to listen to you, and loud voices can't scare away mosquitoes and flies. It's really not demanding, that's all. Seek a marriage partner and love for life.

14*** The girl country leads the horse-wishful thinking

15 * * One day I took a bus with a friend and he fell asleep on the way. I woke him up because of snoring. He stood up and walked to the back door of the bus. I stopped him: What are you doing? He said, isn't it here? Get off!

16*** If I had a candy, I would give it to you, because I want to make you happy; If I had two sweets, we would each have one. I think we would be very happy together. If I had three sweets, I would give you two, because I hope you have more cavities than me!

17*** died in silence but broke out in silence.

18*** has grown up. Marry the Tang Priest as a husband, play if you can, and eat him if you can't.

19*** Meeting you is my destiny, really. * * * is your mask to confuse all beings, and your loneliness makes you mysterious. I just watched you coming to me, and then I heard your affectionate whisper: Want money or die?

I will call your name. In the dark, I feel that your name has never been so far away. Farther than any star, sadder than drizzle. Bajie, why did you raise the price again?

2 1*** I am willing to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart, and fight with my life. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

22*** "My wife lost her credit card!" "Then why don't you notify the bank quickly?" "Nothing, the thief spent much less money than my wife."

23*** Tongren, Guizhou, on the way to Fan Jingshan, a slaughterhouse slogan: "Use * * *! Guide our slaughter work. "

24*** It is easy to make money by technology, but difficult to make money by coolies; It is easy to make money by wisdom, but difficult to make money by blindness. It is easy to spend money by yourself, but it is difficult for others to spend money; Hard work is easy to spend money, but it is difficult to spend money illegally. I wish you learn more skills, become a rich man and don't live a poor life without hard work.

25*** If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand from unbuttoning her clothes!

26*** This website has tens of thousands of beautiful girls and handsome guys, and it can match Yuanyang infinitely every year. Now an online head station has been set up, and all the beautiful girls and handsome guys can watch it one by one. As long as you can make a request, you are not afraid that the target is hard to find. There are stewardesses in the sky, mermaids and sea monsters in the water, and all kinds of people are waiting for you to seek.

27*** Since I became a bubble excrement, no one dares to step on my head any more.

28*** Learn Feng Shui for free, and occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before death.

29*** If you get married, marry someone else first and then marry me, and take his savings to lead his sister and drive that BMW.

Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

3 1*** Once the sea was difficult for water, it was amber forever.

32*** Every day ... I miss you very much ... I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I've been very sad. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm tired of writing it. I'm afraid you're unintentional.

33*** Eye to eye, hand in hand, mouth to mouth; After working overtime every day, then refuse to work overtime and then refuse to go to work; After deposit, after debt, after making a lot of money!

34*** Time slipped through my fingers, and snowflakes fell with * * * *. The bell of the New Year is fading away, but the heart of blessing is always by your side. Have you received this late blessing, which has always worried me?

35*** finally covered the world for that misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and after the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

36*** The story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If I were you, it would be useless to move it a hundred times!

Select1* * one day. Girlfriend: "I have a small waist." I disdained, "That's a pork loin." The best friend was unhappy and asked, "What waist are you?" Answer: "waist."

2*** When the puppy's tail shakes, troubles and bad luck flee immediately; The kitten barks obediently, bringing greetings and good news; Birds are singing songs and making you smile. I wish you: have a good time!

3*** I miss you so much! Oh, I accidentally sent it wrong. I sent it anyway. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

4*** You joined the Beggars' Guild and dressed well.

The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

6*** You come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

7*** Valentine's Day "Chasing Love" Route: Go to the Aegean Sea quickly, leave the "sad Pacific Ocean", and "the other side of love" is no longer far away. "The title song of love" has become a pilot song, and SMS has given birth to "Wings of Love", sending deep blessings: I wish you a swim in "love" on Valentine's Day.

8*** When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky about wine ... The sky said, * * *, I'm too busy to talk to you and watch the weather forecast by myself.

One morning, the boss called Zhu and asked him why he hadn't arrived at the company yet. Aju opened the window and deliberately let the noisy voice enter the mobile phone, saying, "It's almost there! Driving and talking on the phone will cause an accident. " The boss said angrily, "I called your landline!" " "

10*** Husband's new explanation: the "laborer" at home, the "old donor" of finance, the "old arch" of sleeping, the "hard work" and the "labor palace" on time after work. Are you such a "husband" Or is it the "leader" of such a "husband"?

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