How can a friend reply funny when he breaks slippers?

My friend's slippers are broken, and the funny reply can be one of the following.

1, wow, your slippers are so powerful that you dare to challenge gravity! It may think that it is a Buddha slipper, so it chooses to disconnect from the center of the earth.

This news reminds me of a sentence: "All banquets must come to an end, and there are no rotten slippers". It seems that your slippers have fulfilled their mission as slippers.

My friend's slippers are broken, so we can make fun of this situation in a humorous way. Relieve friends' anxiety through funny replies, and let them find relaxation and happiness in entertainment.