Creative advertising words ..? funny

● A billboard hangs in a beauty salon:

"Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother."

● The recruitment advertisement of a French class says:

"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French."

● The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

"Get rid of the spots while you can, and don't leave the pimples."

● An American newspaper advertised:

"Looking like a young girl, thinking like an adult man, acting like a mature lady and working like a donkey!"

● Eye drops advertisement:

"After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world."

● Advertisements on Tombstones

There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "Here lies Hemisi McTaiwesi. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business-the vegetable shop, which is on Highway 11 and is open until 8 pm every day. "

● There is an advertisement on the wall of a barber shop:

"Don't think that you have lost your hair, it should be regarded as that you have won face."

● The English country barber shop set up a wooden sign at the bridge, which read:

"Gentlemen, I want your heads."