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Car wash slogan

First, deliberately using homophonic typos (dashes are the correct way to write. )

1, drug advertisement: cough is urgent-urgent.

2, mountain bike advertising: riding fun-fun.

3, tonic advertisement: turtle safety-not safe.

4, glasses advertising: blockbuster-blockbuster

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: unknown mosquito-unknown

6, scotch tape advertising: irreplaceable-irreplaceable

7. Internet cafe advertisement: 1. (e) Online love-love.

8. Piano advertisement: piano has a soft spot, love at first sight-love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: Take a bath as you like-as you like.

10, air-conditioning advertisement: no sweat for life-no regrets for life.

1 1. Clothing store advertisement: judge people by their clothes-judge them by their looks.

12, a laundry advertisement: I can't bear my clothes.

13, advertisement of a real estate company: Everything is ready-everything is ready.

14, a cake advertisement: cake goes up step by step-up step by step.

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: in one step.

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding-enjoy it.

17, electric iron advertisement: 100 clothes 100 obedience-100 obedience.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: better cooking-slightly better.

19, advertisement for washing machine: a good wife and a good mother-a good wife and a good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: judge a person by his hat-judge a person by his appearance.

2 1, advertisement for treating lithiasis: big stones become small stones, small petrification-big things become small things, small things become small things.

22, printer advertising: a hundred words is not as good as a buckle-a hundred words is not as good as seeing.

23, paint advertising: lecherous paint-lecherous people.

24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration pioneer-refrigeration pioneer

25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: hemorrhoids are fearless-fearless.

26. Advertisement for Garden Apartment: Living in Peace-Living in Peace.

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell the machine dancing-smell the chicken dancing.

28, seafood advertising: one step ahead-one step ahead.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: rapid treatment crowd-mass crowd.

30. Gift shop advertisement: courtesy of course-of course.

3 1, Love at first sight (clothing store)-Love at first sight

32. Iraq (clothing store)-Iraq

33. Romance of the Three Kingdoms (Clothing Store)-Shirt Country Performance Clothing

34. Choose (clothing store)-choose shirts and accessories.

35. Ride more bicycles (cycling)-Ride more bicycles.

Second, the unconscious typo (the typo in quotation marks, the correct word after the dash. )

1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" rice-fried rice

2, at the garage door: tire repair "inflation"-inflation

3. At the entrance of the retail store: "Other" sales-retail

4. Door of furniture store: home "furniture"-furniture

5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"-decoration

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"-lost property notice

7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install-install.

8. Car wash shop entrance: car wash and waxing-waxing.

9. At the entrance of the hotel: "combined" lunch box.

10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish-spinach

1 1, hotel menu: chicken "egg"-egg

12, hardware store signboard: "money" socket

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball basketball

14, at the entrance of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"-food stalls

15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fanfan" eggplant-tomato

16, stop sign: "Hmm" car charge-parking fee

17, slogan of "strike hard"-strike hard.

18, a slogan: "fake" fine-offender fine.

19, a traffic slogan: overloading is "almost" harmful-causing endless harm.

20, a canteen menu: fish "garden"-fish balls