Local slogans

When people go out of town, they often laugh at the slogans on other people’s walls. Especially in remote rural areas, the slogans are even more diverse. Not only are the words written crookedly, but they are also arbitrary. I write whatever I want to write and say whatever I want to say, which is often unexpected. Although they are written randomly, they are memorable and many of them are like wild jokes. For example, the slogans of family planning: "Family planning, do it at the end of the bed, one person will get sterilized, and the whole family will be happy in the future." "Tie the knot of poverty tightly and the ring of wealth." "Whoever has more children will commit evil!"

After reading these slogans, people always feel surprised. Call it simple, but it's not complete. Call it barbaric, but it's reasonable. The local slogan is straightforward, straightforward, and a little scary. In fact, there are no rules. They are often like local policies, which are both crude and overbearing. Either the tone of the village party secretary or the behavior of the brigade cadres.

Other slogans are also straightforward, such as those about family harmony: "If the mother-in-law and the mother-in-law quarrel again, your men will be punished by going up the mountain to plant trees!" ! ”

Cable protector: “If you dig another inch of cable, you will be jailed for ten years!” “If the power is cut off again, your whole family will be blackmailed for half your life!”

Protect the mountains and forests! Of: "Whoever burns mountains again will go to jail without being beaten!" of someone who protects the railway: "Lie on the rails, and I will put you in jail even if you don't die!" About livestock: "Take good care of your cattle before eating other people's land. The highland barley here will be killed in vain! "Popularizing culture and learning to write: "If you don't know your own name, I will call your son your father!"

Such a slogan on the village wall. , written everywhere, either so red that it’s bloody and scary, or so white that it makes people’s hearts beat. Some of the slogans on the mud walls in remote villages are so old that they are even longer than the words on the books. For example: "Be careful, the Red Army will come back tomorrow!" "Build more wooden bridges and you will win the war" "Political power comes from the poles." There are also: "My family has food, so I don't panic." "To eliminate the four pests, sparrows are first, followed by rats."

These slogans make people stunned and take people back to the old times. People have to wonder what era those were, what was happening in the world at that time, and which scholar, carrying a small bucket, wrote these.

Return to the city. Today there are also many intriguing slogans. For example, "Garbage sorting starts with me." This is about garbage. But I really can’t think about it carefully. How can I start with garbage sorting? What am I? !

The slogans in it are more alternative and advanced, such as: "You can love me, but you are not allowed to touch me." This is the grass protection on campus, much like girls against bad boys. A kind of warning for children.

"Sex lovers, stay away from here, don't let me step on you!" This is a warning in a garden of a university to those who have sex with people all over the place. "Kiss me gently, but don't be too hard, otherwise I won't be able to bear it." This is the slogan on the edge of the peony pond to protect the flowers. Also: "If it hurts me, I'll stab you!"

"Live well and don't feel uncomfortable!" If you don't look at the specific circumstances, no one will know what this means and what it means. Referring to whom. This is written on.

"Licking the bowl is not a bad habit!" This is a reminder in a university cafeteria that students should eat their food cleanly and not be extravagant and wasteful.

In today’s era, everything is changing, and the flavor of slogans has also changed a lot. One is in the countryside, and the other is in the city. There is the extremely earthy yam egg pie, and there are also the extremely foreign, avant-garde and modern ones.