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What kind of mountain city is Chongqing?

I’ll give you an answer based on words from the Internet: The mountains in Chongqing are not high and you can get close to them. The mountains are lined with green trees and wild flowers are in full bloom. Going up and down the mountain is part of your daily life. You don’t need to prepare for mountain climbing. Just choose the day. , go and invite your friends, because your home is on the mountain and your friends live on the other side of the mountain. Chongqing people are lucky to have a life of climbing mountains, because in modern society, exercising not only costs money, but also takes time.

Chongqing has a lot of water. The Jialing River and the Yangtze River converge in the center of Chongqing. The entire city is located in the famous Three Gorges Reservoir area, which contains 50 billion cubic meters of water. Chongqing's water makes water-scarce cities jealous. In the future urban development, water is as expensive as oil. A city without water is like an anemic person. The bigger it grows, the closer it is to death. In the history of mankind, how many cities without water have died in the desert! The ancient city of Loulan still lies in the vast desert of Taklimakan, and we are still singing for the Loulan girl who died of thirst in the desert.

The summer in Chongqing is very hot. People call it a stove, but I think the heat in Chongqing is comfortable. It is not the kind of heat in the north, which can burn you in the heat. There is a kind of humidity in the "heat" of Chongqing, which makes you sweat all over your body. Everyone in the world needs this kind of heat. Otherwise, why are the "sauna" businesses all over the country so popular?

Chongqing’s climate is humid, and the humid air is full of negative oxygen ions, which is a natural oxygen bar. The humidity in Chongqing moisturizes people's skin, making men's skin look like women's and women's skin like jade. Women in Chongqing can skip skin care products and save money to buy fashionable clothes. There are costume performances every day on the streets of Chongqing. This kind of natural costume show is particularly eye-catching for men, so Chongqing men's eyes are very bright.

Fog in Chongqing often exists, thin, light, and as light as yarn. During the day, you can see the flowers in the mist, which are so vague that you can't see through them; at night, you can see the lights in the mist, which are so illusory that you can't see clearly. The fog wraps around the bridge, hangs on the mountainside, and gathers in the garden on the top floor of your house. No wonder Chongqing is also called the Fog City. Walking in the fog, you will think you are in the sky, and you will think you are a god.

The streets in Chongqing are very mysterious. You will be confused when walking on the streets. The streets in front of you always give you a surprise. When you are walking, you will suddenly find that there is no way. Just when you are in a trance, you will find that there are downward or upward stone steps at your feet. No matter you are going up or down, another area will appear. Your newly discovered area already exists, and will be brightly lit at night and lively during the day. It surprises you and surprises you. If you meet a beautiful Chongqing girl at this time, you will think it is an encounter in fairyland.

Bridge in Chongqing. Traffic is generally a problem in cities with mountains and rivers. But Chongqing is not only a mountain city, a water city, but also a bridge city. There are so many bridges in Chongqing that they are constantly being built. There are many kinds of bridges in Chongqing. Walking into Chongqing is like walking into a bridge expo. There is no difference between crossing the bridge and not crossing the bridge. Walking on the bridge is like walking on flat ground. If you want to see the bridge, it’s best to see it at night. The bridges in Chongqing are decorated with colorful lights, like rainbows.

No matter how tall the buildings in Chongqing are, they will never appear tall. The buildings in Chongqing will never dare to speak taller in front of the mountains in Chongqing, dare not compare themselves to heights, and dare not call themselves the boss. Standing on a 4-story balcony on the mountain, you can see a 40-story rooftop garden not far down the mountain. Therefore, the buildings in Chongqing are very modest. No matter how high they are, they dare not call themselves the best in the world or the tallest in Asia. Chongqing's buildings still have a sense of humor. When a foreigner comes to Chongqing to be a guest, what floor should he live on? The host may answer the 15th floor. If you want to ask, is there an elevator? The host will casually answer: There is no elevator on the 15th floor. It would be strange if your legs don't feel weak at this time. But when you arrive at the host's house, you realize that you have only climbed 2 floors. It turns out that buildings in Chongqing are generally built halfway up mountains. The building is indeed on the 15th floor, but entering from the street is on the 2nd floor.

Chaotianmen in Chongqing. There are many place names called "men" in Chongqing, but I prefer the place name Chaotianmen. This place name is really worthy of its name. This place is where the Yangtze River and the Jialing River meet. The two rivers intersect, and the green water and the yellow water are entangled together, like two water dragons. Standing on the riverside and looking at the Yangtze River flowing to the sky will make you fantasize and make people want to go wild.

Chaotianmen has a mysterious power. It will lure you to the riverside and ride on the waves. Maybe Chaotianmen is the door to heaven. Chaotianmen faces the future, where there is a huge urban planning exhibition hall, telling people the way to heaven.

The dark night in Chongqing is a world of lights. The lights on the mountains high above are like stars, and the lights below the mountains are twinkling like fishing fires. The lights in the distance are hesitant and mysterious, while the lights nearby are calm and full of warmth. If it's a weekend in Chongqing, it will suddenly become very grand at night. High-rise buildings, riversides, and bridges are all deliberately decorated with colorful lights, which looks very exaggerated and a bit crazy. The whole city no longer wants to sleep under the light, as if a great festival is coming. Dinner tables were set along the river, drinking, singing, shouting, and venting. Happiness and sadness were all carried away by the flowing water of the two rivers.

Chongqing people are very tolerant and not exclusive. In this way, it is easy to feel at home in Chongqing. Most of the people in Chongqing migrated from other places. In history, there is the famous "Huguang filled Sichuan". During the Anti-Japanese War, Chongqing, as the wartime capital, gathered the best of the Chinese people. Later, the officers and soldiers who went south were transferred to work, and later, the third-line construction factories were moved to Chongqing. Every migration injects vitality into Chongqing and breeds new ones. Chongqing men are smart, wise and upright. Chongqing men are called "boys" by Chongqing women. Whether they are 3-year-old children or 50-year-old men, they all use this title. Chongqing men call their wives "mother-in-law." It can be seen from the title that Chongqing women love their men like children; Chongqing men love their women like mothers. Chongqing women are capable, but the head of the household is unwilling to make the decision. It is the Chongqing men who make the decisions, and it is the Chongqing women who show off. Chongqing women think that men who speak and act straightforwardly easily mess up. After a man in Chongqing makes up his mind, he leaves it to the woman to implement it, while he waits for news in a teahouse, with his cell phone turned on and the remote control commanding. Behind every successful woman in Chongqing there is often a smart Chongqing man.

The girls in Chongqing are very pretty, with tall and straight figures like the tall buildings in Chongqing. Chongqing girls have a straightforward personality. If they love you, they will hold up a sun, but if they hate you, they will frown their thin eyebrows into a willow-leaf scimitar, which can kill you. The walking posture of Chongqing girls is very awkward, with their heads held high, their chests raised, their abdomens drawn in, and their buttocks raised. Those who didn’t know it thought they had received special training. Chongqing girls are very arrogant towards strangers. If she notices your "look", she will turn away and a flick of her long hair will wipe away your confidence. At this time, you can only look at her back and sigh: Why didn't I get to know such a beautiful girl?

Chongqing’s language is humorous, straightforward, concise and bright. The characteristics of Chongqing language are reflected in individual words, which can make people feel uneasy. For example, the word "play". People in Chongqing call "falling in love" as "playing friends". Such a taboo word for boys and girls in the north was used by Chongqing people with sobs and emotions. If you tell girls in the north that we should "play" with friends, that's just looking for trouble. Another word is the word "miserable". Chongqing people use the word "miserable" so hard that it penetrates the back of the paper. Saying something is very delicious is called "It tastes terrible", saying that you like someone is called "I like it terribly". The word "miserable" is vivid, penetrating and expressive.

Chongqing’s food is famous throughout the country. This is inseparable from the fact that Chongqing people know how to eat, taste delicious, and can eat well. Whether during the day or at night, the food Chongqing people taste is earth-shattering and breathtaking. During the day, Chongqing people can eat hot pot at a high temperature of 40 degrees Celsius. Men sit around shirtless and hotpot, sweating profusely and in full swing. Beer bottles are everywhere on the floor. At night, the dining tables on the riverside are placed hundreds of meters along the river. People in Chongqing also eat in different ways. Someone in Chongqing's Geleshan invented Geleshan Spicy Chicken, and Chongqing people traveled across the mountains and ridges to eat it. Chongqing people are very particular about eating. If you like a kind of food, you must eat it to the extreme. If you like to eat fat sausage, some people have made nearly a hundred ways of making it.

Chongqing’s campuses are often located in a mountain valley. According to the terrain, they are high and low, up and down, and are naturally formed. An office building is built on the hill before the school gate, and the national flag is placed on the office building, high up. Once you enter the school gate, you start climbing along the stone stairs, which eliminates the need for the slogan "Strive to climb the peak of science."

Chongqing’s youth. Chongqing was originally an ancient city, but after it became the youngest municipality in our country, it began to become younger.

Groups of buildings rise like broken bamboos in the mountains; dozens of bridges fly across the two rivers like rainbows after the rain; kilometers of highways lead to all directions, and giant ships can sail directly into the sea. When you walk into Jiefangbei Pedestrian Street, you will lose yourself and wonder whether you are in Hong Kong or Manhattan. At this time, you will meet beautiful Chongqing girls who are fashionable, pretty and proud. They will remind you that this is Chongqing. Only Chongqing is so beautiful, and only Chongqing is so young.