A miserable variety show "Hahahahaha", Deng Chao, Chen He and Lu Han are each more miserable than the other

On November 6, a road trip reality show "Hahahahaha" starring Deng Chao, Chen He, Lu Han, and talk show champion Wang Mian was officially launched.

With the "road comedy" model as the core, the program tells the story of three people of different ages, Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han, who after living in isolation due to the epidemic, can't wait to "go out for a walk", resume social interaction, and... An adventure trip. The director's core hope is that the audience will gain happiness from this special trip with Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han, and regain hope and confidence in a better life.

Then let’s take a look at the program "Hahahahaha". In the pilot film, how the director dug holes for the guests and brought happiness to the audience.

After all, the show with Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han is not a "serious" show. From the initial travel contract, you can know how miserable this show is. The person in charge is too careless. It’s Lao Wang next door. His phone number is: 5201314. Whose phone number is like this? Let’s take a look at the business projects: international city luxury tours, romantic rural three-dimensional tours, national highway tours combining food and entertainment, and luxury car high-speed tours. Why do these tours look so high-end? But savor it carefully: it’s a bit like entering the city, traveling to the countryside, taking the expressway, and riding a bus worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to travel back and forth.

Let’s take a look at the travel rights. According to the travel agreement, travel fees will be charged. That is to say, Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han have to pay the program team and pay for the trip. This is understandable. However, Article 7 dispute resolution is even more bizarre. For example, if group members compete for food, beds, or pits, they will be handled by the public security organs. Isn't it a bit exaggerated to cause trouble? It obviously implies that the food, beds, and toilets behind are all pitfalls. Moreover, the signature was actually signed to the column of Party A’s father. In another sense, this means that he hired a program team to produce a program for him. This show is not about making money, you have to pay for it yourself.

The slogan is also very interesting:

Men, are you still satisfied with hiding in the car for 5 minutes after get off work and escaping time?

Men, after years of being whipped, do you feel very powerless?

Men, we only say this once! May your world start to get better, not because of anything else, but because of Ali. On the road, we are forever young and always have tears in our eyes.

Although these slogans do not clearly point out the current situation of men, they have already stated the current situation of working people.

Travel expenses are settled on a daily basis, and you need to earn a group fee of 200 yuan per day. The earning fee is 600 yuan.

Face recognition is not allowed on the show, and you will be fined one yuan every time your name is called.

The first program without business placement.

You are not allowed to use your own mobile phone, only the mobile phone of the program team.

The program team invited people to have a meal, and they arranged a rich food reception from the beginning of the cruise. Unexpectedly, this reception was the Hongmen Banquet of this episode. Only the meal you eat when you first get on the ship is free.

There are charges for entering the cabin starting at night, including listening to music 5 yuan/time, boiling the kettle base 5 yuan/time, and boiling the kettle 5 yuan/time times, that is to say, boiling water once costs 10 yuan, which is too expensive.

What’s even more outrageous is that it costs 5 yuan/time to go to the toilet, but it still costs 5 yuan/time to use the toilet. It’s really a series of pitfalls.

But it’s not the three of them who are the most deceived. The one who is deceived the most by the program team is Wang Mian. Wang Mian can only rely on commissions from purchases, but Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han all have their own expenses. The total consumption is only 438 yuan. According to Wang Mian's commission, the maximum is only 21.9 yuan. Compared with Deng Chao's 300 yuan, Chen He's 88 yuan, and Lu Han's 50 yuan, 21.9 yuan still needs to be established after everyone has consumed all the expenses. That is, the actual income is lower than 21.9 yuan. According to the current three meals of 10 yuan According to the standard, Wang Mian can barely eat one and a half meals. He feels like he has returned to the environment where he had two meals a day during the reform and opening up period and was still not full.

But no matter what, if the director dares to shoot like this, the guests will not suffer much.

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