Master's humorous famous sentences among the people

The master's sentences in folk humor are:

1, a generation of arrogant, radiant, thinking and talking, only sweet but not salty.

2, a flower in three thousand years, a result in three thousand years, this flat peach will be specially presented!

3, the fish that can sleep, has already slept, and it is cheap to sell.

4, complaining about others, it is better to be a person with a mind.

The internet speed is too fast. Please keep your seat belt fastened.

6, can not stop the confusion of "grapefruit", just pick.

7. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a diaosi came in and bought a scratch music. When he went out, he became Gao Fushuai. As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

8. Buy my melon and forget about him.

9. Our air conditioner is as cold as your predecessor's heart.

10, boys and girls are different, and there is no object in the future.