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What are the signs in public places?

Toilet:

The toilet flushed without leaving a trace, and the moral level was reached.

Wash your hands after defecation and come with me clean.

3. Wash your hands to prevent bacteria from growing.

If this were your home, how would you treat it?

5. The toilet is mine, and I am the toilet.

6. Get up and run, everyone is relaxed.

7. A light press will refresh you, me and him.

8. The opportunity is in hand, just press it.

9. Close to convenience and civilization!

10. If love is absent, intimacy is good. There is not much paper, just enough.

Station:

1, the mind is less paralyzed, and there is a guardrail for safety;

The higher the vigilance, the less tragedies in life.

2. Safety is a string, which is often played only for harmony.

Accidents are alarm bells, and more beating can create peace.

3, cars come and go, mountains and heavy waters have no way to doubt.

4, civilized driving thousands of miles * * * Zen volume, law-abiding family reunion.

5. Go out and love yourself; People are on a journey, and peace is a blessing.

Hotel:

Wash your hands frequently before meals?

2. Please use safe tableware?

Please take care of your belongings?

4. Umbrella storage?

5. Watch the steps?

6. slide carefully?

7. Are you welcome?

Please walk slowly. Welcome to come again next time?

9. Please line up to order.

10. Would you please tell me your seat?

Shopping center:

1, built-in monitoring, customer self-respect.

2. hey! Surveillance cameras are watching you.

3. The store manager is affectionate and heartless in monitoring.

4. Forget it, there is monitoring in the store.

5, you need to know, monitor, take it all.