Humorous language in life

1. You are not a VIP, you are not an IP, you are just a P. 2. If my sister dies, pick one of my brothers to burn for my sister. 3. A little girl once said to me upstairs: "Brother, you are so handsome!" I immediately replied: "Handsome or not, whatever you look like." 4. When I came into this world, I I have no intention of going back alive. 5. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep. 6. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: I didn’t have Han Hong’s life, but I got Han Hong’s disease. 7. Life is like a pressure cooker. When the pressure is too high, you will mature. 8. My father said that I am an Adou who cannot afford to be supported. I said no, Adou is at least a rich second generation. 9. If you fall down, get up and post on Weibo before crying. 10.Youth, you are so acne-prone! 11. Work is a boring thing. If you add searching in front of it, it will be boring and helpless. 12. When I was a child, ideals were beautiful; when I grow up, beauty is ideal. 13. A shocking slogan on the back of the car: No money for major repairs, rear-end collisions are welcome. Put the nuclear bomb behind you and keep your distance. 14. Love is not a game, don’t do internal testing, otherwise you will find too many bugs. 15. If you have money, you can go around and around, but if you don’t have money, you can only brag. 16. In the past, because there were few beautiful women, we searched online; now, because there are many ugly women, we hide in the streets.