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Hypothetical sayings with national characteristics

National characteristics of Xiehouyu

Xiehouyu is widely spread in our country and has distinctive national characteristics.

Let me share some remarks with you, I hope it will be helpful to you!

1. Did you drink soju to warm yourself over the fire? Your whole body got hot

2. Drink the five flavors Soup? It has all kinds of flavors

3. Drinking royal wine? A meritorious minister

4. Use chopsticks to drink water? You can’t catch it; pretending to be cool

5 , Those who grew up drinking the water from the Songhua River? You should be lenient

6. Drinking the northwest wind and blocking your throat? You are extremely unlucky

7. Drinking enough wine to jump into Taihu Lake? It is a crime (drunk). Ten Thousand Deaths

8. Five sentences together? A few words

9. He Xiangu is going to descend to earth? Six gods have no master

10. Monk worshiping in the church? A layman

11. Monk don’t have hairpins? Adjust (pick) skin

12. Monk doesn’t eat tofu? Weird (vegetarian)

13. Monk fights? Can’t catch pigtails

14. The monk is wearing a parasol? It is lawless

15. The monk is wearing a hat? It is different

16. The monk has arrived at Guzi'an? It is not good. (Temple)

17. The monk’s son? Picked up

18. The monk’s hat? Flat lay

19. The monk’s wooden fish? Does it fit? Open your mouth; open your mouth; don’t ring if you don’t fight

20. The monk’s rosary? A series of beads

21. The monk’s residence? Miao (temple)

22. The monk separated the family? It was troublesome (temple)

23. The monk opened the door? He suddenly came out

24. The monk looked at the sedan chair? All the joy was in vain

25. The monk bought a comb? It’s useless

26. The monk touched his head? He couldn’t (hair)

27. The monk stood up? He stood up suddenly

28. A monk knocks wooden fish? The same old routine

29. A monk goes to travel in the clouds? Something happened to the temple

30. A monk kills a cow? His words are kind and his heart is evil

31. The monk’s head The lice? It’s obvious

32. The monk trains the Taoist priests and controls them leniently

33. The monk takes off his hat? The first name (Ming)

34. The monk lives in a hut ?It’s okay (temple)

35. The monk is sitting in a cave? It’s okay (temple)

36. Comparing somersaults with Sun Monkey? There’s a huge difference

37. Catching crabs by the river? One catches one.

38. Vegetables growing in the river? Not burnt (watered)

39. Building a wall in the river? Blocking the way of the turtles

40. Cold water in the river? Worthless

41. Puppet in the river? Go with the flow

42. Loach in the river? Old and cunning

43. Mandarin ducks in the river? A pair

44. Driving a cart in the river? No way

45. Can’t catch any fish in the river? Caught blind ( Shrimp)

46. The tortoise climbed ashore in the river? Showing off

47. Henan to Hebei? Two provinces

48. The river water does not interfere with the well water? Related; irrelevant

49. Building a house on the river beach? Unreliable; unreliable

50. Stones on the river beach? No corners or edges

51. Duckweed in the river? Can’t take root

52. The meat in the walnut? Can’t come out without knocking it out

53. The skin of the walnut turns inside out? There are a lot of ideas

54. What’s in your purse? You’re sure of it

55. What’s in your purse? A sharp edge <

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56. The lotus leaves the water? It’s spotless

57. The nail wrapped in the lotus leaf? Think of it all

58. The eel wrapped in the lotus leaf? Run away; run away

59. Crab wrapped in lotus leaf? Unable to wrap; claws exposed

60. Stand out from the crowd? Outstanding talent and appearance

61. Writing on the blackboard? Erased Do it again

62. Dancing in the dark? Having fun in the dark

63. Threading a needle in the dark? Sad

64. Drawing a bow in the dark? Hidden murderous intent

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65. The black bee fights the fire? There is no return;