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Hypothetical sayings with national characteristics
National characteristics of Xiehouyu
Xiehouyu is widely spread in our country and has distinctive national characteristics.
Let me share some remarks with you, I hope it will be helpful to you!
1. Did you drink soju to warm yourself over the fire? Your whole body got hot
2. Drink the five flavors Soup? It has all kinds of flavors
3. Drinking royal wine? A meritorious minister
4. Use chopsticks to drink water? You can’t catch it; pretending to be cool
5 , Those who grew up drinking the water from the Songhua River? You should be lenient
6. Drinking the northwest wind and blocking your throat? You are extremely unlucky
7. Drinking enough wine to jump into Taihu Lake? It is a crime (drunk). Ten Thousand Deaths
8. Five sentences together? A few words
9. He Xiangu is going to descend to earth? Six gods have no master
10. Monk worshiping in the church? A layman
11. Monk don’t have hairpins? Adjust (pick) skin
12. Monk doesn’t eat tofu? Weird (vegetarian)
13. Monk fights? Can’t catch pigtails
14. The monk is wearing a parasol? It is lawless
15. The monk is wearing a hat? It is different
16. The monk has arrived at Guzi'an? It is not good. (Temple)
17. The monk’s son? Picked up
18. The monk’s hat? Flat lay
19. The monk’s wooden fish? Does it fit? Open your mouth; open your mouth; don’t ring if you don’t fight
20. The monk’s rosary? A series of beads
21. The monk’s residence? Miao (temple)
22. The monk separated the family? It was troublesome (temple)
23. The monk opened the door? He suddenly came out
24. The monk looked at the sedan chair? All the joy was in vain
25. The monk bought a comb? It’s useless
26. The monk touched his head? He couldn’t (hair)
27. The monk stood up? He stood up suddenly
28. A monk knocks wooden fish? The same old routine
29. A monk goes to travel in the clouds? Something happened to the temple
30. A monk kills a cow? His words are kind and his heart is evil
31. The monk’s head The lice? It’s obvious
32. The monk trains the Taoist priests and controls them leniently
33. The monk takes off his hat? The first name (Ming)
34. The monk lives in a hut ?It’s okay (temple)
35. The monk is sitting in a cave? It’s okay (temple)
36. Comparing somersaults with Sun Monkey? There’s a huge difference
37. Catching crabs by the river? One catches one.
38. Vegetables growing in the river? Not burnt (watered)
39. Building a wall in the river? Blocking the way of the turtles
40. Cold water in the river? Worthless
41. Puppet in the river? Go with the flow
42. Loach in the river? Old and cunning
43. Mandarin ducks in the river? A pair
44. Driving a cart in the river? No way
45. Can’t catch any fish in the river? Caught blind ( Shrimp)
46. The tortoise climbed ashore in the river? Showing off
47. Henan to Hebei? Two provinces
48. The river water does not interfere with the well water? Related; irrelevant
49. Building a house on the river beach? Unreliable; unreliable
50. Stones on the river beach? No corners or edges
51. Duckweed in the river? Can’t take root
52. The meat in the walnut? Can’t come out without knocking it out
53. The skin of the walnut turns inside out? There are a lot of ideas
54. What’s in your purse? You’re sure of it
55. What’s in your purse? A sharp edge <
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56. The lotus leaves the water? It’s spotless
57. The nail wrapped in the lotus leaf? Think of it all
58. The eel wrapped in the lotus leaf? Run away; run away
59. Crab wrapped in lotus leaf? Unable to wrap; claws exposed
60. Stand out from the crowd? Outstanding talent and appearance
61. Writing on the blackboard? Erased Do it again
62. Dancing in the dark? Having fun in the dark
63. Threading a needle in the dark? Sad
64. Drawing a bow in the dark? Hidden murderous intent
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65. The black bee fights the fire? There is no return;
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