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Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li bought dumplings in the dumpling shop,
Uncle Zhang bought a big dumpling, and Uncle Li bought a big dumpling.
I took it home to feed my mother-in-law, who went to compare the dumplings again.
I don’t know whether Uncle Zhang bought a bigger dumpling or Uncle Li bought a bigger dumpling.
East Dongting, West Dongting, a vine on Dongting Mountain, with a copper bell hanging on the vine.
The wind blows the vines and the copper bells move, but when the wind stops, the vines make the copper bells quiet.
White stone pagoda, white stone built, white stone built white pagoda, white stone pagoda built, white stone built,
Build the white stone pagoda, the white pagoda is white and big
Eight hundred pacesetters Running to the north slope, the artillerymen run side by side to the north
The artillerymen are afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters are afraid of touching the artillerymen and run away
This is a silkworm, that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves, and cicadas often hide in leaves. Sing in the woods.
The little pig carried the hoe and walked away with a squeak. The little bird sings on the branch, the little pig turns to look,
The hoe hits the stone, and the stone hits the pig's head. The piglet resents the hoe, and the hoe resents the pig's head.
Four and ten, ten and four, fourteen and forty, forty and fourteen.
You have to rely on your tongue and teeth to say four and ten. Whoever says forty is a "thin mat" has no strength in his tongue;
Whoever says fourteen is a "good time" has not stretched out his tongue.
Study seriously and practice often, fourteen, forty, forty-four.
Sixty-six-year-old Old Man Lu built sixty-six buildings,
bought sixty-six baskets of oil, and raised sixty-six cows,
Sixty-six weeping willow trees were planted.
Sixty-six baskets of oil were piled in sixty-six buildings;
Sixty-six cows were tied to sixty-six weeping willow trees.
Suddenly a gust of wind blew down sixty-six buildings,
overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, and broke sixty-six weeping willows.
Sixty-six cows were smashed to death, and the sixty-six-year-old old man Lu was seriously injured.
The Mavericks went to play ball after school and kicked down a bottle of oil from Lao Liu.
The Mavericks went home to get the oil, apologized to Lao Liu and paid for the oil
Lao Liu didn't want Maverick to return the oil, but Maverick insisted on returning the oil to Lao Liu.
Old Liu praised Maverick, and Xiao Zhi shook his head. Do you think Lao Liu would let Maverick return oil, or not? Cow for oil.
There is a basket in Nannan, and the basket holds the plates.
The plates hold the bowls, and the bowls hold the rice.
Nan Nan turned over the basket, and the basket dunked on the dishes.
The dishes hit the bowls, and the bowls scattered the rice.
The white cat has a black nose, the black cat has a white nose;
The black cat’s white nose breaks the white cat’s black nose
The white cat’s black nose breaks The white nose of the black cat is not broken, so the white nose of the black cat is not broken, so the nose is not peeled off.
A lame man came from the north, carrying a bundle of pegs.
A lame man came from the south, carrying a basket of eggplants.
The lame man carrying the eggplant slapped the lame man carrying the eggplant.
The lame man carrying the eggplant beat the lame man carrying the prong with an eggplant.
There is a basin in the sky and a shed on the ground.
When the pot hits the shed, the shed falls over and the pot breaks.
Does the shed pay for the pot or the pot pays for the shed?
Study is afraid of being full, lazy and difficult.
If you are full, lazy and difficult in your heart, you will not move forward unless you understand.
Get rid of fullness, laziness and difficulty in your heart, learn and work at the same time, even an ant can climb Mount Tai
Red rice bowl, yellow rice bowl, red rice bowl is filled with rice bowl, yellow rice bowl is filled with half a bowl of rice .
The yellow rice bowl has half a bowl of rice added, and the red rice bowl has lost half a bowl of rice.
The yellow rice bowl has half a bowl more rice than the red rice bowl.
Going out of the south gate, facing due south, there is a noodle shop facing south. A blue cotton curtain hangs at the door of the noodle shop. I took off the blue cotton door curtain, looked at the south facing store, hung up the blue cotton door curtain, and took a look, oh, ho! The noodle shop still faces south. Walking seven steps out of the west gate, I found leather pants patched with chicken skin. It is chicken skin that mends leather trousers, but it is not chicken skin that does not need to mend leather trousers.
When I have nothing to do, I go out to the west of the city. I can’t count all the trees. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, six, five, four, three, two, five, four, three, two. , four, three, two, one, three, two, one, two, one, one. After counting for a long time, there was a tree. There were seven branches on a tree. The seven branches bore seven kinds of fruits. The fruits were betel nuts, oranges, tangerines, Persimmons, plums, chestnuts, pears! ”
Report the name of the dish
Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised salted duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon , pine flowers, small tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked chicken, white tripe, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised assorted vegetables, braised goose, braised shrimp, braised Shrimp, braised shrimp meat, pheasant, rabbit breast, cabbage python, whitebait, steamed hashish ant, braised duck loin, braised duck strips, mixed shredded duck, yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised yellow eel, Bean drum catfish, pot-roasted catfish, turtle-skinned turtle, pot-roasted carp, fried carp, soft-fried tenderloin, soft-fried chicken, assorted sausages, sesame butter rolls, braised fresh mushrooms, braised fish breasts, braised fish Slices, braised fish belly, braised pork slices in vinegar, braised white mushrooms, braised three delicacies, fried whitebait, braised eel, steamed ham, fried white shrimp, braised clams, fried fish with noodles, braised asparagus, hibiscus agarwood, fried liver Jian'er, stir-fried liver guan'er in southern China, stir-fried tripe kernels in oil, stir-fried tripe collar in soup, stir-fried gold thread, braised silver thread, sugar-stewed glutinous rice noodles, sugar-stewed water chestnuts, sweet yam, shredded fresh peach, stir-fried Nanbei, fried Nanbei, braised shredded duck, braised dandelion, steamed chicken, braised chicken, stir-fried chicken, braised minced chicken, crispy chicken, stir-fried diced chicken, braised chicken nuggets, three fresh diced chicken, eight treasure diced children, Steamed magnolia slices, fried shrimps, fried kidneys, fried tendons, pot-roasted sea cucumber, pot-roasted cabbage, fried sea fungus, watered frog, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried birds, fried onions, fried pork ribs, braised chicken intestines Tripe, braised water chestnuts, salted elbow flowers, mixed pork belly, stewed dumplings, roasted pig's trotters, roasted mandarin ducks, roasted lilies, roasted apples, stuffed lotus root, stuffed glutinous rice, fried crabs... ………………………………
A lame man came from the south, carrying a load of eggplants and a plate in his hand, without paying attention to the wooden pegs nailed to the ground. The lame man tripped over, spilled the lame man's eggplants, and smashed the lame man's plate. The lame man picked up the eggplants with his bare waist. A drunk old man came from the north with a tobacco bag tucked in his waist. He came to buy the lame man's eggplants, but the lame man wouldn't sell them. Give eggplant to the drunk old man. The old man got angry and snatched the eggplant from the lame man. The lame man picked up the eggplant with his hairy waist, picked up the plate, pulled out the prongs, and chased the old man. When the old man got angry, he refused to give the eggplant to the lame man and picked up the cigarette bag. He didn't know it was the old man's cigarette bag. The son beat the lame man's eggplant, or the lame man beat the old man's pipe pin with a prong.
What is it that goes up the mountain and nods in disorder? What is it that has a head but no tail? Who has legs to sit at home? Who builds the Zhaozhou Bridge? Who rides on a donkey bridge and stands on it? Who is white? Who is black? What is round in the sky? What is blooming on both sides of the street? What kind of bird has hair on its waist? What kind of bird has hair on its face? What kind of bird wears silk boots? Pockets? Double doors, one door open, I guess. The car creaks and twists when going up the mountain, the lame person nods randomly when going down the mountain, a toad has a head but no tail, and a scorpion has a tail but no head. If you have legs on the board, you can sit at home. If you don’t have legs, you can travel around Jiuzhou in a boat. If you have Zhaozhou Bridge, Lu Ban will repair it. The jade railing will be left by the saint. Zhang Guolao was riding a donkey on the bridge, and King Chai's cart rolled over a ditch. Zhou Cang stood on the bridge carrying his sword, and Guan Gong reined in his horse to watch the Spring and Autumn Period. Luo Chengbai, Jingdehei, Zhang Fei has a big beard. The moon is round in the sky, the glasses are round in front of my eyes, the sesame seed cakes are sold round in the long street, and the wheels are round on both sides of the road. The sesame blossoms are growing higher and higher, the cotton blossoms are hairy on the waist, the vines are blooming and no one can see them, and the corn is blooming like a hair on the mouth. The magpie wears green and white, the crow wears soap boots, the pheasant wears ten kinds of brocade, and the owl wears a linen bag.
Ten strands of black
One strand of black, two strands of black, three, four, five, six and seven strands of black, eight or nine strands of black and ten strands of black. I bought an ebony stem for my tobacco pipe, and I pinched both ends of it so that it was all black. The second girl painted her eyebrows to act, and when she looked in the mirror, they were so dark. The pink-skinned wall has the Chinese character Sichuan written on it, and you can see three black lines horizontally and vertically. The ivory table has ebony legs, and it is placed on the kang with four black lines. I bought a hen that couldn't lay eggs, so I kept it in a cage until it turned black.
The good mule didn't eat grass, so I took it for a walk on the street until it was black. I bought a little donkey and rode it to Hei (dao) with its saddle on my back. When the two sisters went to cut wheat in Nanwa, they lost her sickle and drew it till it was black. Yue Nie'er's son got sick, and he was moxibusted with moxa balls until the black spots were black. The melon seed seller fell asleep and scattered a lot of melon seeds. His broom and dustpan were not at hand, so he picked up (ten streaks) of black seeds one by one.
Photograph for the female militiamen
Arrogant and heroic, with a five-foot gun, the first light of dawn shines on the military exercise field.
The Chinese people are full of ambitions and do not like red clothes but prefer armed weapons.
Recalling Qin E, Loushanguan 1935.02
The west wind is strong, and the geese in the sky are calling the frosty morning moon.
In the frosty morning and under the moon, the sound of horse hooves breaks and the trumpets sound.
The long road to Xiongguan is really like iron, but now we are crossing it from the beginning.
From the beginning, the Cangshan Mountain is like the sea, and the setting sun is like blood.
Qinyuan Spring Snow (1936.02)
The scenery of the northern country is covered with thousands of miles of ice and thousands of miles of snow.
Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, there is nothing but vastness; the river up and down suddenly stops flowing.
Silver snakes dance in the mountains, and they are like wax figures, hoping to compete with the gods.
On a sunny day, the red makeup looks particularly enchanting.
The country is so beautiful that it attracts countless heroes to bow down.
I regret that Emperor Qin and Emperor Wu of Han were slightly less talented in literature; Emperor Zong of Tang and Song Dynasty were slightly less elegant.
The genius of the generation, Genghis Khan, only knew how to bend a bow and shoot at giant eagles.
It’s all gone, let’s count the famous people, but let’s look at the present.
Nian Nujiao, Chibi Nostalgia
As the river goes eastward, the waves are swept away, and the romantic figures of the ages are revealed. To the west of the fortress, there is Humanity and Zhou Lang of the Three Kingdoms at Chibi. Rocks pierced through the sky, stormy waves crashed onto the shore, and thousands of piles of snow were rolled up. The country is picturesque, and there are so many heroes at one time. I recall that in the old days of Gongjin, Xiao Qiao was married for the first time, and she looked majestic and handsome. Feather fan and silk scarf, while talking and laughing, the rapist disappeared into ashes. My motherland wanders in my mind, I should laugh at my passion, and I will be born early. The world is like a dream, and one statue still shines in the moonlight.
Shui Tiao Ge Tou
When will the bright moon appear? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I'm afraid it's too cold in the high places. Dance and clear the shadow, how can it be like being in the human world? Turn to the Zhu Pavilion, look down at the Qihu, and the light will make you sleepless. There shouldn't be any hatred, so what's the point of saying goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, separations and reunions, and the moon waxes and wanes. This is a difficult thing in ancient times. I hope that people will live long and travel thousands of miles to meet Chanjuan.
The voice is slow
Looking and searching, deserted and miserable. It is most difficult to breathe when it is warm and then cold.
How can three cups and two glasses of light wine defeat him? The wild geese are passing by, and I am sad, but it is an old acquaintance.
The ground is covered with yellow flowers. Haggard and damaged, who is worthy of being picked off now? Watching the window, how can you be alone in darkness?
The phoenix trees also drizzle, and at dusk, it rains bit by bit. This time, how come the word "sorrow" is so important!
The river is full of red
I am so angry that I lean on the railing, and the misty rain stops. Looking up, looking up to the sky and roaring, with strong feelings. Thirty years of fame and dust, eight thousand miles of clouds and moon. Don't wait any longer. The young man's head will turn gray, and he will be filled with sorrow. The shame of Jingkang has not yet been resolved; the hatred of the ministers will never be extinguished. Driving a long chariot across the Helan Mountains. The ambition is to eat the meat of Huns when they are hungry, and to drink the blood of Huns when they are thirsty. Waiting to start over, clean up the old mountains and rivers, and face the sky.
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