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A collection of banners, slogans and slogans for Singles’ Day (56 sentences)
1. I am single and I am proud to save plastic for the country!
2. Let those who are not single be envious!
3 .Anonymous: On Singles' Day, if you want to get naked, don't just talk about it but don't practice it. I'll teach you how to get naked: one is to get rid of your marriage, the second is to get rid of the emotional prison, the third is to get rid of the joyful atmosphere, the fourth is to get rid of happiness, and the fifth is to get rid of your children and grandchildren. Stop taking it off and wear less clothes. Happy Singles' Day!
4. Look here, look here, look here. The blind date here is very exciting. Please don't ignore it. You will regret if you miss the opportunity. You should bring back the person you like. Otherwise, harassing text messages will come again on Singles’ Day ten days later!
5. Singles’ Day text message 1: Everyone wants to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe. Is this an unattainable dream? So? It's better to be more realistic. If you are not single today, you can live happily with a family.
6. One person’s happiness requires two people to share it; one person’s happiness requires two people to create it; one person’s love requires two people to participate; one person’s loneliness requires a lover Soothe sorrow. 11.11 Singles' Day, my friend, I wish you can be single today, meet love and enjoy romance!
7. The advertising slogan on Singles' Day, Li Ning: Keep the excitement to yourself. Aido: We have been working hard. McDonald: You deserve a day off. Goldlion: A man’s world. A certain development property: I want to have a home.
8. Fun tongue twisters on Singles’ Day: Singles are worried about nobles and gangs, and gangs cook noodles with the nobles themselves. The bachelor cried and complained that the nobles had countless hardships. Although they were called nobles, they did not have a wife to care for them. I wish the bachelors and nobles peace and happiness, and find a home as soon as possible.
9. Be your own bachelor and leave others with nothing to do.
10. I am single and I am free. Love singles, love life.
11. I am a bachelor and I am shameful; I am wasting paper for the country!
12. I am single, long live me! You are single, you deserve it!
13. I am a bachelor and I am proud, I have saved the country!
14. Be civilized, establish new trends, welcome the Olympics, and be a bachelor.
15. Singles’ Day, it is recommended that married people stay single for a day and relive their bachelor years; unmarried people seize the opportunity to fall in love and say goodbye to being single as soon as possible; those pseudo-bachelors who are unmarried and enjoy the benefits of being married should quickly surrender themselves, otherwise they will be single again. Eighty-eighty bachelors!
16. Singles’ Day is here, the birds are in love, the ants are living together, the flies are pregnant, the mosquitoes have miscarriages, the butterflies are divorced, the caterpillars have remarried, and the frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for?
17. It’s my Singles Day again soon, and I really don’t want to be a bachelor anymore! Marry me! If you don’t marry me, I will... ...Marry you!
18. We are so happy as singles, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we be like the good family gentleman, hanging from a tree, so sad!
19. Do you have any excellent Singles’ Day text messages? Send them and let’s be single together!
20. Friends on the Internet are all singles, so no one wants the beauties in the world! Keep it up!
21. All bachelors are real bachelors!
22. Looking for a female bachelor to combine nunchucks.
23. I don’t want to be a bachelor forever.
24. Loneliness is not terrible. What is terrible is not learning to face loneliness.
25. Are you a bachelor? Hey! You are really worthy of my face.
26. Being single is just a trial period, but transformation is far away.
27. I roar when I see injustice on the road, I am a bachelor, who am I afraid of?!
28. I am a bachelor, I am proud, today. Are you single?
29. I think it’s okay to be single, and I think it’s okay to do Singles’ Day activities.
30. Report: I photographed a wild South China bachelor in the mountains.
31. I have been single for so many years... not less than these few years...
32. It turns out that you are still there... .Why was it you last year...brother!
33. When you are surrounded by nothing, you feel panicked, cats are wandering around, and beauties are lying.
34. Against science! Against humanity! Love is shameful! Long live the bachelor!
35. Pay tribute to the right and left hand who have been with you for many years!
36. Cao Dan’s singleness --What the hell.
37. It is shameful to sleep alone. Loneliness is shameful.
38. A person’s festival is celebrated alone.
39. I hope that people will live forever and there will be no more singles.
40. Same world, different bachelors.
41. Have you ever heard of Husband’s Day? Have you ever heard of Wife’s Day? No. It's better to be single and celebrate Singles' Day. Even so, I still hope you can find someone you love, love, and want to love the most to say goodbye to being single. Happy Singles' Day!
42. Forget about Singles' Day, it just happens to be my birthday. Thinking of the desolate scene, I spent money to buy a cake (miniature, for children, worth 2 yuan) ), drinking wine alone late at night, the most miserable life in the world is this...
43. It’s Singles’ Day again, bachelors, bachelors, bachelors, bachelors.
44. I am a bachelor and I am happy and do not add life to the country.
45. I am single and happy, and I don’t have to kneel down if I don’t listen to nagging.
48. I have Li Gang, so I don’t panic when I’m in love. I have a carnival every day, and there’s no Singles’ Day.
49. Whoever celebrates "Singles' Day" with my sister, I will celebrate "Valentine's Day" for you every day!
50. A lover becomes a bachelor, and a bachelor becomes a lover, both are the same. Happy Singles' Day!
51. When others go out and join a team, I am a single. When others go on a date in the park, I sell fried dough sticks at the door.
52. The wind blows off the last leaf, and my heart is filled with blood. Love is just a luxurious illusion, oh~ in this season of bachelors.
53. Use light to reflect our vitality, use sticks to reflect our toughness, use single sticks to reflect our bachelor’s domineering, Singles’ Day, a men’s festival!
54. Spend alone, no burden; don’t listen to nagging, no need to kneel; no quarrels, no tears; spend money freely, be the absolute master; be able to love and hate, stay up and sleep; attend dinners, satisfy the stomach; life is short, freedom is precious!
55. I am single again just after graduating from school! When I first started working, I was played around by the ladies in the office. How can professional women be like this now?! More ferocious than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! My life In dire straits, let’s continue to be single!
56. It doesn’t matter that I am a bachelor. I don’t recall my past life. I don’t give gifts on bachelor’s holidays. I only use my mobile phone to send messages. Don’t forget to wish each other well. My blessings are with you. , your blessings are with me, and I hope our Singles’ Day will be happy and sweet!
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