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After graduation, my crush on the male god has not been seen for 1 year, but when we met again, he confessed to me in public. Do I agree?

1

I have a group of college friends, which is called "voluntarily withdrawing from the group after withdrawing the bill".

Needless to say, they are all talented people. Apart from staying single for a long time, per capita unemployment is also a proof that we have died together with our lives.

Well, I should be the most experienced unemployed. I recently submitted 500 resumes and deeply felt the malice from the society.

Anyway, who let me bring down six companies in just one year? Who dares to take me after reading such a resume?

Therefore, since graduation, my reason for leaving my job has always been: the company closed down.

"If you ask me, this is your physique in companies all over the world. Just find a boyfriend. " The owner hit the nail on the head and finally couldn't help it.

"You suddenly turn hostile so fast. Didn't you try your best to encourage me to make a comeback a few days ago? Besides, I don't have a market that has always been an open secret. "

Well, in other words, how on earth did I make mistakes in both work and love?

"You didn't contact with friends of the opposite sex in college? Especially Gu Kuang, I think you two are a good match. By the way, how is he now? " The group owner began to beat about the bush.

Yes, I have had a crush on Gu Kuang for three years.

However, as we all know, the emotional progress of contemporary young men and women does not depend on the length of time. Some people just keep in touch even if they are given another ten years.

People often say "keep fresh" and "keep in touch", which I once thought was a good word.

Now, what's the use of keeping in touch? One day, our conversation will come to an abrupt end.

And all I can do is try not to get too deep, thinking that even if one day he pulls out of my life, I can get away smartly.

By the way, we are still in the same city. When the convenience stores in Changxia and Gukuang are about to open, I will be invited to cut the ribbon.

It is said that in his spare time, he can also draw pictures and type codes.

"Hey, hey, pay attention to your language. In front of those bastards, I am just a bosom sister. " I pulled my thoughts back and pretended to type this line easily on the group chat interface.

However, what about Gu Kuang? Does he really just treat me as a bosom sister?

2

I met Gu Kuang in an elective course in my junior year. At that time, I was unlucky and didn't take any courses I wanted to take. My roommates chose the same course neatly. In desperation, I had to fly alone and missed the course of computer application.

The first class is in the computer room Unless there is an accident, the next class will be the same.

"Go to the podium on the 66 th and operate the knowledge points just mentioned." Just when I was anxious and prayed that the teacher would never call me on stage, I was suddenly called my student number.

I stood on it at a loss, my hand holding the mouse kept shaking and sweating. The teacher waited by, his face full of patience.

In this way, a few seconds passed, and finally it was Gu Kuang, who saved me.

"Teacher, it didn't take long for my friend to finish the operation, and his memory dropped a little. I heard that your lecture was very interesting. I have something to say today, but she doesn't look well now. I have to take her to the infirmary quickly. "

It's a witty remark and superb acting. Unfortunately, this young man is not a special actor.

In this way, I was dragged away by him in a daze and inexplicably said, "Goodbye teacher."

We walked past the teaching building and the library for a long time. Seeing that we were getting farther and farther away, I had to hurry to find a sentence to end the escape.

"Thank you, but it is unlucky to help other female students in the future. Remember not to mention surgery and hospitalization. "

"This is not used his quick wits. By the way, I am Gu Kuang from the School of Information. "

To be exact, he is also the president of the school student union. I didn't know about it until I finished the group work in a team.

"Why don't you go with us? Team members welcome you very much. "

"Don't listen to the chairman nonsense, we usually welcome you. After all, you have a lot of dishes that the whole class can see. " A straight man in the group took this sentence. Fortunately, I controlled my temper and didn't get angry on the spot.

Although I usually get good grades in this subject by the efforts of team members, I mainly depend on the final exam.

I thought for a moment and decided to ask Gu Kuang to help me make up lessons. The location is set in the newly opened milk tea shop in the school, and its name is He.

"This name is really interesting. When I make a fortune, I will open my own shop and decorate it myself. The name of the shop is Huanyou. Well, it's best to make it into traditional Chinese characters. " I imagine myself as a boss, happy as a retard.

"This name was quite literary. How did it come out of your mouth and become a good sand sculpture? " Gu Kuang immediately defeated the man I customized for myself.

"Chairman gu, your worry is not quite right. Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you agree with the lesbian theory? " I deliberately stretched my voice, thinking of finding something to cripple the fool.

"Well, then open a convenience store. Considering that you can't afford to hire employees, I don't want to be your only brother. "

Well, that's a good proposal. Just thinking of being the president of the student union and working for me gives me a great sense of accomplishment.

Then, I looked at him with a smirk: "Gu Xiaodi, I won't treat you badly."

"Come here." Gu Kuang looks a little serious. What words offended him?

"What do you want? Don't worry, you'll get the sun there. "

Many years later, I think that a person who pays attention to details like me must have liked him at that moment.

three

In fact, Gu Kuang is outstanding, with a height of 1.85 meters. At the scene of welcoming and recruiting new people, he is recognized as a "primary harvester".

I've known him for so long, but I haven't seen the girl he's been chasing. The younger sister who chased me down will come to the computer room.

After being declined, they often point the finger at me soon after investigation.

Some people say it must be1.53m senior.

Some people say that the chairman personally admits that there are people he likes, and 99% of them are school sisters who are less than 1.55 meters;

Some people even said, are you sure that the senior who went to the sixth floor with a bucket in one hand needs a boyfriend?

Oh, ho, who made a rumor that I carried water to the sixth floor? I clearly tried my best to carry it to the eighth floor! Also, do you have anything to do with my height?

Fortunately, I am not afraid of the shadow. When I came back from my winter vacation in my junior year, the gossip was reduced by more than half, and I didn't care much.

In the summer vacation of my senior year, there is no legend of me in the Jianghu.

The sunshine is dazzling, cicadas are noisy, watermelons are sweet and happy graduation. As usual, we wait for the subway side by side, and the song of the old wolf rings in our ears: every moment of loving you is like a subway that flies by.

It is said that summer is an exciting season, but what will not happen will not happen after all.

In retrospect, we have never been ambiguous, and I have never felt the feeling of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss. If I have to describe this relationship, I feel like an old friend.

Actually, it's good to be friends, at least I don't have to worry about losing it one day. I've been trying to convince myself this way for years.

In this regard, the sisters who "automatically quit the group" have advised me to confess how much you lack friends if you like it.

But I'm scared.

I often feel that people who get along so well should always have a follow-up, but if not, there will be no, not now, and never. Interpersonal relationships are not as indestructible as imagined. After all, grasping the present is the miracle.

Occasionally, I secretly feel that no matter how old I am, it is always regrettable that I can't grasp my destiny. But on second thought, whose life has few regrets?

four

I saw Gu Kuang again after graduation 1 year, which happened to be the day when his convenience store opened.

Strange to say, several sisters in the group usually don't care about my activity track, but that day they urged me to go out one by one, suggesting makeup for a while and commenting on wearing it for a while.

"It's not dating her boyfriend. Why should I listen to you? "

"That's not certain."

Finally, I put on light makeup, casually put on a plain dress and skipped out with a denim canvas bag on my back. On the way, I was still thinking: it's not so much trouble to meet an old friend.

When I arrived at the convenience store, I found that the signboard was actually a traditional "happy you" play. It turned out that my sister betrayed my information, especially the sad unemployment process.

"You and I always report good news instead of bad news." Gu Kuang looked sad, as if he were the one who had been wronged.

"One year after graduation, I am still your most loyal friend." I laughed and laughed, trying to cover up the scars left by life.

"I heard that you are unemployed again. Why don't you ... come to me as the boss's wife? " The courage accumulated for a long time is vividly presented at this moment.

"Wait, the second half of this sentence is a declarative sentence or a rhetorical question? If it is a rhetorical question, I can also give a negative answer. " I instinctively stepped back to express my fear and dissatisfaction.

"This is a declarative sentence. Let's not play hide and seek. They told me everything. I know you like me too. Maybe you even have children now. "

"I can't see. When did President Gu become so good? " I joked slowly, with a little blame, meowed, I waited for this sentence for nearly three years.

"I will only do it for you. So in this life, are you willing to let me help you out? "

"Yes, yes, but I hope you are the boss and the younger brother."

"OK, boss."

"Thank you for your help, so I'm quitting the group!" I took the time to take out my cell phone and sneak into this business.

The owner replied, "I have seen you for a long time. You two are too calm. There are such people in the world who know each other's ideas through friends. "

I threw my mobile phone into my bag, picked up the lemon juice on the shelf next to me, took a long drink, then turned my head in Gu Kuang's arms and shouted in a coquettish tone, "Boss Gu, the lemon juice in our house is really sweet." Title: Boss Gu, our lemon juice is really sweet. Author: explanation.