Funny and obscene short sentences

1. Ask for funny and humorous sentences

1. How come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV? 2. I want to be thin as a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched dead fat people. 3. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar. 4. My hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding. 5. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when I am depressed. 6. Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey. 7. My mind is a commodity. It's not an ornament. 8. Whoever's husband is a fucking temporary worker. 9. Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it only means that your underwear is smaller. 1. Your smile is brighter than that shit in the sun. 11. If two people are in a long time, it's romantic to stare at each other with big eyes and small eyes. 12. My heart is not a bus. Sit down if you don't have a space. 13. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low. 14. Mermaid, I love you. Only you won't cheat. 15. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here. 16. Life is like a trip. You may roll over somewhere. 17. What you play is called diving brother. What you play is called lurking. 18. The most useless thing in the world is salary slip. When you look angry, Wipe your ass too carefully. 19. Medicine can't cure a fake disease, but wine can't solve the real worry. 2. Sorry, the signature is too personalized, so the system can't be displayed. Please refresh. 21. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated with it like dung beetles. 22. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice. 23. Some people look much better than real people when they make masks. 24. I also want to be an elegant lady. Life has forced me to be a bitch. 25. The most common saying of thick-skinned people is that I treat you well. 26. Do you know what a big shot is? It is a little person who has been working hard. 27. For men, milk is a mother.

For women, money means money. 28. Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white! 29. Asking how much sorrow you can have is like a bundle of snowflake beer. 3. Eating all your food will make you healthy, gambling all your money will make you die. 31. Excuse me, is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here! 32. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for people on earth? 33. I am trying to make money now in order to buy a plane ticket in 212. 34. Don't be angry with me, because I have a caller ID here. 35. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance? 36. It doesn't cost money to change your signature every day. 37. The boss came to the bowl and burst into tears. 38. I chased you with Cupid's arrow, flying and flying in a bulletproof vest. 4. The terrible thing is that you dare not die. 41. I'm not a bone, so I can't let every dog chase me. 42. I'm not a grass boat, so don't send your meanness to me. 43. Life is like anxiety, but it's thrilling without accurate lyrics. 44.

Because Primary Four broke its beautiful life. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It's God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God. 47. Every girl wants to have a myna, but it's a pity that not everyone can be a Qing Chuan. 48. Men, men, wish you were a good person. 49. My parents don't worry about my good character. 5. The heartbroken people are jumping over the cliff at sunset. 51. Whose daughter lends me, I'll give you a big one and a small one next year. 52. What you say is just like a young lady saying that she is pure. 53. Make your own way, dig someone else's way and let others build the road with me. 54. Believe it or not, I can't even dig it off your wall when I slap you. 55. White-collar workers are nothing, and pigs are foreign. 56. The computer has the same language as me. Every time I look at it gently, it subconsciously crashes. 57. I'm not a TV set.

It's better to fight the landlord if you have nothing to do. 6. The cashier said, I have no change, so give you two plastic bags. 61. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed. 62. As long as you work hard, you can shit seriously. 63. Listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year.

Because I don't understand. 64. Other people eat long-lived noodles on their birthdays, but I eat dried noodles on my birthday. 65. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you. 66. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing. Holding a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

67. You eloped with her and I'll keep watch for you. 68. At first, I was your oxygen, later, I was the air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide. 69. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, and Han Hong got sick. 7. When you buy baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly, what is this stuffing? 71. What is a bad guy, during the day? No one is allowed to get involved.

You're here, please sit inside. 73.A: You have food in your teeth. B: I'll buckle it for you if you want to eat. 74. I can resist anything except temptation. 75. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there. 76. Live an erhu-like life with the spirit of hip-hop blues. 77. Don't look at my beauty. I still can't find you. 78. You'd better not hate me. There are really too many people who hate me. You can't rank in the first place. 79. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense. 8. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art. 81. Is the child produced by two people with B blood type 2B blood type? 82. About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow. 83. Your left brain is water, and your right brain is powder. It will paste when you move. 84.2.14 I must go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates to see who can deliver them! 85. The school's intelligence is: you can't do whatever you want. 86. Women like bad boys, not bad boys. 87. One person is happy, two people live, and three people are life-and-death. 88. Being single is very painful, and it is even more painful when being single for a long time. I saw a sow a few days ago, and I found it with fine features. 89. There are many liars, and fools are obviously not enough. 9. I have never been cheated because none of them cheated me. 91. The teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~ 92. It is as difficult as eating shit to realize your promise, and it is as simple as shitting.

When I don't love you, what do you say you are? 96. Valentine's Day is not terrible. What's terrible is that every year you spend it with different people. 97. When a fool steals a beggar's wallet and is seen by a blind man, the mute screams, which makes the deaf jump and the lame fly. 2. obscene classic quotations

I bow my head and meditate every day. I'm a super wretched man. I'm a super wretched man. I'm a super wretched man. I'm a super wretched man. I can't become a man until I practice for 9981 days! Wretched is not an act, but a spirit, imprinted in our hearts.

(Zoos said) Life should be like a candle, burning from the top to the end, always obscene! The value of life, that is, the scale of what people do for the contemporary! The road is made by foot, and the wretched is written by people. Every step of people's actions are writing their own lewdness! A person's life may be obscene or nasty, I can't be nasty, I am willing to be obscene! If you want to love your own meanness, you have to create meanness for the world! Life is not a dirty, but a very heavy wretched! The value of life is not measured by time, but by meanness! The value of a person should be judged by what he is wretched, not by what he is nasty! Only when people are wretched in society can they find out the meaning of that short and risky life! Life is obscene! In order to play your role in life, love life! Hope is attached to existence, where there is existence, there is hope, and hope is light.

deep filth is a prelude to lewdness. When a person greets the light with lewdness, the light will soon come to lewd him.

filth has arrived, can filth be far behind? Dirty is a dirty and faithful sister. Dirt yourself first, then others will molest you.

meanness is a state, and the only shortcoming of a quality that we can't correct is meanness. Everyone is wretched, then the world is peaceful; If everyone is dirty, the world will be in chaos.

lewdness is a rare morality, because it is unprofitable. A gentleman is a metaphor for filth, while a villain is a metaphor for triviality.

don't worry about being obscene, don't draw attention to being dirty. If you are not strong, you can't reach it.

the finches are aware of their obscene ambitions! The old horse crouches, aiming at lewdness; Martyrs in their twilight years are obscene. Wretched day with the wind, soaring on nine Wan Li.

those who made great achievements in ancient times are not only obscene talents, but also have the will to be obscene. The wretched life is for the wretched life.

people can tolerate any hardship and adapt to any environment as long as they are obscene and obscene. Wretched characters should be expressed not only in the satisfaction of material needs, but also in the satisfaction of spiritual purport.

a person who can be obscene is really a person with boundless strength. A person who is not inspired by obscene enthusiasm will never do anything great.

*** The same cause and the same meanness can make people have the power to endure everything. People are not obscene and waste teenagers.

Go your own wretched way and let others chase you! Nothing is the most obscene, only more obscene. For world peace, obscene! Please tell the world when I leave this world that I used to be obscene. 3. Ask a few funny sentences, thank you, haha ~

5 super funny classic words

1. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2. Life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

3. study hard and want to go to school every day!

4. It's better to spend money before and after the moon.

5. Love is being mean, and it is being mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come! 6, the leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain?

7. Some people are so ignorant. If you don't fuck him, he won't know that you are his father.

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said, "It took 5 times to look back in the past life to get a brush in this life". I would rather pass by once in the world for 5 times in this life.

1. What can I do to kill your lover ...

11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet and learned everything when you went out.

13. Nu Wa shot it every day.

14. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brothers, I will strip his clothes!

15. I'm an actor, and my eyes turn round at the sight of beautiful MM ...

16. God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

17. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in!

18. I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

19. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves ...

2. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late ...

21. The failure of others is my happiness!

22, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

23. No one who is born is afraid of death, and none who is afraid of death is born, so don't pretend to be TM!

24. The realistic society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

25. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

26. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil!

27, a rich man, a man without money is hard!

28. If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me ...

29. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

3. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"

31. I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

32. Get out of here as far as your thoughts are!

33. Rogues are not afraid, but they are afraid of being literate ...

34. Please respect yourself, guest. My little girl only sells herself, not entertainers.

35, you can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human!

36. I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.

37. You give me a love, and I will give you a one-night stand!

38. Teacher! Just follow the old woman!

39. I love you! What do you care?

4. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine!

41. Not bad! People are forced out.

42, time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there is always some!

43, ~ ~ ~ do things, mate with people!

44. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

45, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell to your death.

46. Promises are like "Fuck ~ Mom", but they are often said but hard to do!

47. My lover calls me a third party!

48, like is a touch of love; Love is a deep love!

49, people don't waste a teenager!

5. I never swear, and I don't curse people ... 4. Ask for some cute and funny sentences or jokes

1. I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong. I am a genius

2. Sometimes everything that is absurd looks so normal, and everything that is normal looks so absurd

3. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

5. Doctors look good, so we see them. Smoking is disobedient, so we smoke

6. We want to change our lives, but life has changed me.

7. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem can't be saved. I think I can save it!

8. Don't be discouraged if you fail, but we must be arrogant if you succeed. People can be dirty, but not obscene; You can be shameless, but you can't be ignorant. 5. Seek classic and funny short sentences.