Homonym xiehouyu

A blind man walks into a cigarette shop-Modern. (touching the light).

● Air bag-pretend to be crazy and sell silly. (Installation wind).

●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

●. Rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums).

● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't).

● Short transition-peace of mind. (drowning the heart).

● Horse shops buy pigs-this is not the case. There is no such city.

●/kloc-weather in October/February-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

* * * The toilet is still a stone-causing public anger. (causing male feces).

● Wear a fur coat-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

● Confucius moved-this is a complete loss. All books.

●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. It's quite risky.

●. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

● Scholar's towel-it will definitely lose. (Bao Shu)

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. (But look at this page).

● It is not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag).

● Hit the bamboo hard with a blunt knife. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather on a telephone pole? What a big duster.

● Knock melon seeds and get rid of bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of kernels.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Rush's crutch-can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt shop-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn of the window-reputation. (singing outside).

The dragon king moved-great. (going out to sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Honest. (old ten).

* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.

Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I have to blow it up.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is suitable for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-long time. (Good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

● The blind lead the blind-Busy. (Blind plus blind).

Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.